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Real Chance of Love Update: Cornfed & Real Are Split, Broken Up, Dunzo!

Updated on February 6, 2009


Has a single VH1 reality dating show ever lasted? NO

Than why do I keep watching?

 I'm an obsessed loser. I admit it.

There is nothing I love more than watching a bunch of horny STD carrying assholes make even bigger assholes of themselves on TV by exploiting themselves to the masses of losers like me.

One of the latestest VH1 reality shows to recently end was Real Chance of Love.

Chance likely the smartest fella decided to chose none of the girls, while Real went ahead and ditched Bay Bay Bay for the frumpy girl Cornfed (I'd still do her though).

Before the frigging reuinon show even aired on TV though the rumor was already being spread through the net that Cornfed was having doubts about her relationship with Real.

However when the reunion show aired, they both claimed they were going to 'try and make it work'. It was all too damn obvious that neither party meant it. You could just tell by their body language. It was awkward, weird, and worst of all, the reunion was boring and pretty damn uneventful.

I decided to leave the whole relationship status alone for a week or so, only to discover on a VH1 Blog that the couple have split.

Cornfed is quoted as saying: “I had so much love for Ahmad and I tried sooo hard to make it work. You guys have to understand, I was devastated when it didn’t work out. I even thought maybe seeing him at reunion would rekindle some of those feelings. We even went as far as to say we were going to try and make it work. But he has not reached out to me since.”


No big surprise there huh folks?

The saddest part about the whole thing though was that everyone was led to believe that Cornfed was the reason the whole thing didn't work out. It's sort of what those F Lister stars want people to believe I suppose. According to Cornfed, she feels that his attempt at making a relationship with her was all for the cameras.

Ah ha! Just as my stupid ass already suggested.

The whole asking Hoopz to marry him on VH1's I Love Money was just a sorry ass attempt at getting fans to feel sorry enough for him to beg for VH1 to give him his own show *I know, I was one of the morons who begged for the show*

When he asked Hoopz to marry him, I already knew it was something likely that was suggested to him from a producer or something in order to get people hyped up on the release of Real Chance of Love. I think my speculations are right.

At any rate the interview that Cornfed was in was absolutely hilarious, and she really got down to the nitty gritty on Real and the real fake person he is, and I must say as much as I like Real, it was still pretty goddamn funny.

I'm imagining though that Cornfed was just looking to set the records straight.

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      jaybird369 6 years ago

      Cornfed, you are a beautiful and emotionally classy woman. Real's loss will DEFINITELY be someone else's gain someday. Triple SSS (as in STAY STRONG SISTA). There is someone for everyone. Believe it!!! I do.

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      C.A. Hubberpants 9 years ago from HubPages Lounge

      At least Real hooked her up with some real lame hair extensions. Did you notice how long her hair was at the reunion? Bleck! Even Bret Michael's extensions look more real than hers did. lol! ;)

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      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      lol. That proposal was soo lame. I remember watching it and thinking.... what producer set him up to do it? whered he get that rock? The rings inscrpition probably read 'the property of VH1' hehe

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      Adam B 9 years ago

      I only watched this show on the weekends when they ran the marathons of past episodes, never truely commited to the show (lkike Real apparently).

      I actually thought of Real as a sincere person...but then again...he did propose a month or two earlier to a bloated Hoopz.

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      goldentoad 9 years ago from Free and running....

      I thought I hit rock bottom but at least I'm not watching this show.