10. Anyone who spits while standing in line to get into a job fair usually dies of dehydration.
9. You have to drive 90 miles just to get to an interview.
8. They only hire Dallas Cowboy fans.
7. The job description requires steer wrestling experience.
6. Water is a fringe benefit.
5. Illegals will do the same job for a quarter the wage.
4. Most jobs have more need for your vehicle than you.
3. Minimum wage is the maximum pay for a position.
2. Employers expect you to pay them for a job.
1. One job, twelve hundred applicants.