The basic insanity of trying to keep a clean house begins at dawn. Breakfast dishes left unwashed without a care, while milk droplets dotting the table and toast crumbs seem to spread from the counter top to the kitchen floor. The kids tore through the clothes drawers again to find the right outfit - the outfit lasted 10 minutes only to find a jelly oops after breakfast. Speaking of laundry, how about the ink pen in the pants pocket and you get blamed for ruining a $150 worth of clothes in one load, because you forgot to check? The mirrors, the sink and bathroom counter splotched with toothpaste, while 10 towels were left behind the bathroom door. The shower door shows signs of mold. The toilet, uh! The beds not made again. The dog couldn't wait to do number two and now the whole house stinks. It's not even 8 A.M. Who wants to go out for dinner tonight?