Why do hotdogs come in packages of 8, but hotdog buns in packages of 12?
Why can I keep the house temperature the same year round, but I'm too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter?
Why do people drive too slow in front of me, but too fast behind me?
Why do you need an item 6 hours after you threw it away/gave it away when it has been sitting in your closet for 15 years?
Why do we keep the china for "special" times; what could be more special than fried chicken and mashed potatoes with children?
If "I think therefore I am" is true, what am I before I've had a cup of coffee in the morning?