1. the absoulte most crazy moment I ever had was a man who decided he want to fight another man in the restroom the guy pushed him in the urinal and he got stuck we had to call the fire dept, to get him out it took them four hours,
2. so this is the way I answer the phone at work. Mind you I can't tell you where I work so here goes, "-------- bar and grill this is t . the whole emphasis being on bar and grill, The person on the other end says is this a bar?" really the stupidity I have to deal with on a day to day basis.
3.theres a lady if you can call her that at the bar, she's been drinking shots all night, She is very intoxicated so I cut her off. She stood up leaned over the bar got in my face and told me I was a you know and then puked in my icebin, OMG
4. Guy came in the other night with three ties on two of them around his neck and one draping down to the floor from his privates, the craziest part of this story is he didnt have anything on but his tie downstairs if you know what I mean. lol
5. vietnam vet came in on vietrans day recentley He seemed to be like any other normal alcoholic that enters the bar. So he was holding a pretty good conversation about the war and all the crazy things that happened. Then all of a sudden he goes a little crazy, He lookes at all of us at the bar who have been intently listening, Hes really quit for a minute he looks up and says 'did you guys know that if your are circumsized its really unhealthy, That was the enf of that great conversation.