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The Secret of How to Make a Million Dollars Overnight

Updated on July 31, 2020
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Become a Millionaire Overnight

Making a million dollars doesn't need to be difficult. With the secrets I'm about to reveal, you'll have your million dollars in just one day.

One of the hottest subjects on the Internet is how to make money. Investors are always searching for ways to beat the stock market. Or they're learning how to start a profitable internet business. People worldwide want to know how to turn their hard-earned cash into millions overnight. This article is for those people. Nobody knows better than I do the joys of being able to make money without skills, a job, or creativity. After all, it's the American Way to try to earn money without actually doing anything. This is where stoners and CEO's have a lot in common.

So here is a list of ways you can make millions of dollars overnight:

Invest correctly, and this could be you.
Invest correctly, and this could be you.

Invest in a Hot Stock

The above chart is meant to represent just about any hot stock. Although my chart takes place over many years, this chart can represent a stock over any time period. It might be a few days, to a few weeks, to a few decades.

Here's the key to making a million dollars in a short span of time investing. Invest that money in the stock when it's not worth anything and sell the stock when it's worth a lot. Since most people have a thousand dollars, let's start there. Find a stock that's not worth very much, invest your thousand dollars in it. Then just wait until it multiplies in value by one thousand times. Then you sell it. You will have a million dollars.

Of course, many stocks cost a lot of money. Some cost ten dollars a share. Others cost a hundred dollars a share or even over one thousand dollars a share. However, sometimes not everyone has enough money to invest. Therefore, I recommend investing in penny stocks. Because if you buy a thousand shares of a stock that only costs a penny per share and it grows to be worth a thousand dollars per share, you will have a million dollars.


Help the Nigerians

Nigeria is a small African nation located on the west side of the continent. Apparently, the country is full of people with a lot of money who are anxious to transfer it into your bank account. You just have to give them your bank account number. Also, give them your social security number and a few other pieces of information. There is apparently some problem in Nigeria that prevents them from transferring their money from one bank to another. However, they're super nice people who just want to conduct some bank transfers and help the people who help them. How better to become a millionaire than to let somebody give you a million dollars? These offers come in all the time via email. Just answer them and give them all your personal information. You'll be set for life!

Win the Lottery

If you watch the news, somebody is always winning the lottery. Sometimes it's the Powerball or some smaller state lottery.

There's no reason that person can't be you. Winning the lottery just depends on picking the right series of numbers. The next step is having them show up on those little ping pong balls. Don't let the odds of actually winning dissuade you from playing. That's because your odds of winning are just as good as anybody else's odds. Furthermore, there are lots of lotteries too. There's the Mega Millions and state lotteries and those scratch tickets. Some of the scratch tickets have 3:1 odds, so if you buy three tickets you're going to win at least once. Seems like if you buy a whole bunch, your odds of winning big are huge.

An ad for the lottery.
An ad for the lottery. | Source


Inheriting a million dollars is easiest when you're related to a millionaire who leaves a million dollars to you in their will. Done. However, if you aren't related to a millionaire, I suggest contacting your oldest living relative and encouraging them to play the lottery. They can also open a business, or invest in a hot stock so that they can easily make a million dollars and leave it to you in their will. This has a higher probability of working if you're the one who gives them the advice. If that leads to them making the million dollars, they're that much more likely to leave it to you.

One other option here is to read the obituaries, attend funerals, and then figure out where wills are being read. If you do a little research, you can generally figure out who has money and who doesn't. Usually, a good sign is an expensive funeral. Then show up to the reading of the will and claim you're a long lost relative and that you're entitled to some of the inheritance. This is a long shot in terms of making a million dollars. However the odds are actually better than the lottery in many cases, so it's worth a try. Then again, it does require a bit more work than some of the other options.

Inheritance is a great way to make a lot of cash.
Inheritance is a great way to make a lot of cash. | Source


So there is your list of ways to make a million dollars in less than 48 hours. Should you succeed in one of these endeavors and make your million dollars, please remember where you got your information and think of me for any anonymous donations. Or leave me something in your will.

What get-rich-quick scheme do you think people fall for the most?

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This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.

© 2011 Sychophantastic


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    5 years ago

    I would be very interested. I would take 50% gladly. Sign me up

  • Sychophantastic profile imageAUTHOR


    5 years ago from Texas

    You are so right. Don't take money from Nigerians. Liberians, however, will make you a millionaire easily.

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    Barbara AK 

    5 years ago

    Not a really good way to become a millionaire overnight. I hope no one falls for it, especially accepting money from Nigerians. Like they really have money to give away? They are very poor and if they are giving you money you better believe it's coming from something illegal and that they are trying to launder it. You could be arrested no questions asked even if you knew nothing about it. Hello? Terrible advice.

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    8 years ago

    Hey, I have no money at all, but if you are helping me to get 1 million in 48 hours, I will share 50% with you. LOL

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    8 years ago from NY

    Stocks can really make you some money. I got my oldest to invest in sharebuilder. He really got into and started reading u on different stocks. He decided to buy some stocks in a new company. When he woke up the next morning, the company had made some awesome deal and his stock went up. He made $12,000. in profits. :)

    Mom to 7 kids, teaching them young about money. My son is now 24, investing in rental properties.

    Voted up! ;)

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    8 years ago

    Well, I am not so greedy. I would be content with half a million dollars in twenty four hours! I am going to try out all your tips except the last one.

    But first of all and most importantly, I would like to know how you would like to be paid when I achieve my target ... PayPal, AlertPay, Western Union, direct transfer, cashiers check ... ?

    Thanks again for the tips!

    (:------Wide Grin!------:)

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    Shasta Matova 

    8 years ago from USA

    LOL these are great tips! So easy to follow too! Thank you very much. I just might leave you some money in my will for you, if any of these work out for me.

  • Ruchira profile image


    8 years ago from United States

    first timer to your hub; I guess the title attracted

    Funny hub, indeed!

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    Jessee R 

    8 years ago from Gurgaon, India

    A PHANTASTIC hub :) enjoyed reading it all along...but hey! This funny thing is reality goin on...

    great hub~

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    Mahaveer Sanglikar 

    8 years ago from Pune, India

    Great fun. So how much you have received ind donations?

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    H C Palting 

    8 years ago from East Coast

    Hilarious, you would not believe the outrageous lies that people fall for during phone solicitations. Voted up and funny!

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    Ruchi Urvashi 

    8 years ago from Singapore

    Very funny. Enjoyed reading your hub.

  • Sychophantastic profile imageAUTHOR


    8 years ago from Texas

    Thanks everyone for the lovely comments and for reading and enjoying my hub.

  • kmackey32 profile image


    8 years ago from Pittsburgh PA

    I love this hub. It is sooooo Funny.....

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    8 years ago from Southwest

    Funny Hub, good job. It's hard to believe the Nigerian scammers still find victims, but if one person out of 10,000 accepted the deal, they could stay in business.

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    8 years ago from India

    Finding the best ways to make a million dollars coupled with the right attitude and discipline is sure ticket to becoming a millionaire in a small time. Value your money no matter how small it is and inspire yourself by reading and learning from successful millionaires. Their life stories will reveal to you the other different ways to make a million dollars

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    8 years ago from Waukesha, Wisconsin

    OMG, I didn't realize this was so EASY! Thanks for the tips! ;) And just send me your bank account number and ss info and I'll share my million once I get it! Soooo funny!! Thanks for the giggles! :) (And I am KIDDING about the account number and ss info!!!)

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    Jeannie Marie 

    8 years ago from Baltimore, MD

    Thank you for sharing this important information. I know now that I am on my way to earning millions in no time. You are so generous to share this!

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    Julie S Ross 

    8 years ago from Irvine, California

    Yes, very funny!

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    8 years ago from Neverland

    Ha!! I loved reading this hub so early in the morning. Now my day has started out with a good laugh. Oh, be right back. I just got an email from Nigeria and someone needs my help ;)

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    8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

    Funny! Lololo! Yes Nigerians are very nice people, I guess the government feels if they transfer to much they will go broke. loololo! The Lottery? Must not forget there are companies out there who claim they can pick your numbers. lolo! I have tried them and nothing yet, I will let you know if I win.:D

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    8 years ago from US

    Nigeria got me...I lost it right there! Great fun hub idea. Gonna take us some to match this! Voted up and across!

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    Hillbilly Zen 

    8 years ago from Kentucky

    Thanks for the excellent ideas! All I had on my list was the lottery (otherwise known as my retirement portfolio) or marry an obscenely rich elderly fella with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. Great Hub - voted up and funny. Now where did I put that lottery ticket....

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    8 years ago from Philippines

    Nyahaha! Nice one! Voted very funny! Well, these stuffs stands a chance. I can't wait to see people get richer. Hehehe!

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    8 years ago from Calgary, AB, Canada

    This was great! You've really put a smile on my face this evening. I'm off to buy my lottery ticket for this weekend's draw - wish me luck! Voted up, funny and sharing.

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    8 years ago from Owensboro, Kentucky

    Ha ha ha! This is so funny! Boy, did I click on this one fast! Great catchy title! Voted up and funny!

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    Cindy Murdoch 

    8 years ago from Texas

    This was way too funny. When word gets out about this excellent plan of yours, we are all going to be rich!!! In fact I'm going to go start holding my breath right now, because I'm feeling lucky!!!!

    Voting up and sharing!

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    Terrye Toombs 

    8 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

    Rotflmbo! TOOOO funny! I love it! Voted UP! Thank you for the laugh. :)

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    8 years ago

    In 37 minutes it will be morning in my neck of the woods. I'm guessing this hub will have a score of 99.5 by then. :) You're gonna freak out those crawly things on the search engines.

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    Victoria Lynn 

    8 years ago from Arkansas, USA

    Funny, funny hub! Loved it. And you are sooooo right in your subtle sarcasm. Voted up, interesting, awesome, and funny! Going to share it with followers, too!


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