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The Secret of How to Make a Million Dollars Overnight
Become a Millionaire Overnight
Making a million dollars doesn't need to be difficult. With the secrets I'm about to reveal, you'll have your million dollars in just one day.
One of the hottest subjects on the Internet is how to make money. Whether they're searching for ways to beat the stock market or learning how to start a profitable internet business, people worldwide want to know how to turn their hard-earned cash into millions overnight. This article is for those people. Nobody knows better than I do the joys of being able to make money without skills, a job, or creativity. After all, it's the American Way to try to earn money without actually doing anything. This is where stoners and CEO's have a lot in common.
So here is a list of ways you can make millions of dollars overnight:
Invest in a Hot Stock
The above chart is meant to represent just about any hot stock. Although my chart takes place over many years, this chart can represent a stock over any time period, from a few days, to a few weeks, to a few decades.
The key to making a million dollars in a short span of time is to invest that money in the stock when it's not worth anything and to sell the stock when it's worth a lot. Since most people have a thousand dollars, let's start there. Find a stock that's not worth very much, invest your thousand dollars in it, wait until it multiplies in value by one thousand times, and then sell it. You will have a million dollars.
Of course, many stocks cost a lot of money, like ten dollars a share, a hundred dollars a share or even over one thousand dollars a share. Since not everyone has enough money to invest, I recommend investing in penny stocks because if you buy a thousand shares of a stock that only costs a penny per share and it grows to be worth a thousand dollars per share, you will have a million dollars.
Help the Nigerians
Nigeria is a small African nation located on the west side of the continent. Apparently, the country is full of people with a lot of money who are anxious to transfer it into your bank account if you'll just give them your bank account number, your social security number, and a few other pieces of information. There is apparently some problem in Nigeria that prevents them from transferring their money from one bank to another. However, they're super nice people who just want to conduct some bank transfers and help the people who help them. How better to become a millionaire than to let somebody give you a million dollars?
If you watch the news, somebody is always winning the lottery, be it the Powerball or some smaller state lottery.
There's no reason that person can't be you. Winning the lottery just depends on picking the right series of numbers and then having them show up on those little ping pong balls. Don't let the odds of actually winning dissuade you from playing because your odds of winning are just as good as anybody else's. Furthermore, there are lots of lotteries too. There's the Mega Millions and state lotteries and those scratch tickets. Some of the scratch tickets have 3:1 odds, so if you buy three tickets you're going to win at least once. Seems like if you buy a whole bunch, your odds of winning big are huge.
Inheriting a million dollars is easiest when you're related to a millionaire who leaves a million dollars to you in their will. Done. However, if you aren't related to a millionaire, I suggest contacting your oldest living relative and encouraging them to play the lottery, or open a business, or invest in a hot stock so that they can easily make a million dollars and leave it to you in their will. This has a high probability of working because if you're the one who gives them the advice that leads to them making the million dollars, they're that much more likely to leave it to you.
One other option here is to read the obituaries, attend funerals, and then figure out where wills are being read. If you do a little research, you can generally figure out who has money and who doesn't. Usually, a good sign is an expensive funeral. Then show up to the reading of the will and claim you're a long lost relative and that you're entitled to some of the inheritance. This is a long shot in terms of making a million dollars, but the odds are actually better than the lottery in many cases, so it's worth a try, though it does require a bit more work than some of the other options.
So there is your list of ways to make a million dollars in less than 48 hours. Should you succeed in one of these endeavors and make your million dollars, please remember where you got your information and think of me for any anonymous donations. Or leave me something in your will.
What get-rich-quick scheme do you think people fall for the most?
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