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How to live like a multi- millionaire on the minimum wage
Greed is Good
Many books have been written about how to become a millionaire. Very often they tap into the secret personal traits you need to acquire to reach these heady heights. Well guess what: they are all trying to prevent you from finding out the real secrets. After a careful study of a wide range of multi - millionaires, I can finally reveal the real personal traits you must adopt. So, you too can live like a multi - millionaire. Yes, even if you are on the minimum wage. Remember this information is based wholly on real case histories of multi-millionaires. You may even recognise some of these super rich dudes.
1. Always remember that "greed is good". That "eye of the camel bible nonsense " is for suckers.
The meek are never gonna inherit the earth. They will remain dirt.
2 Treat all others as your inferiors. Think like an egomaniac.
3 Surround yourself with a*** lickers to make you feel superior.
4 Develop poisonous relationships with family and friends.
Think of them as blood suckers.
5. Look to receive presents and free gifts. Do not give out presents. Think like scrooge.
Only get involved with charities if you can make a profit.
6.Try to spend as little of your own money as possible. It's fine to spend other peoples money.
7 Haggle over every financial transaction until your adversary caves in.
8 Sink to the lowest level of depravity.
9 If you are an older woman , get yourself a toyboy.
10 If you are an older man get yourself a trophy girlfriend or wife.
11 Do not under any circumstance develop a conscience.
12 Try to join secret societies that involve dressing up , or even better, go in for weird ritualistic practices.
Now, I am not suggesting that every multi - millionaire has followed this blueprint. Some are much more ruthless , whilst others have led exemplary lives. Nevertheless, this scientific study has uncovered a lifestyle enjoyed by many infamous multi- millionaires. Do you still want to live this way? Cos you certainly can, even on the minimum wage.
Don't forget that you can also choose to be a recluse. This is the lifestyle choice of many a multi - millionaire.
Please feel free to add to this list if you have discovered other millionaire secrets.