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Top Amazon Products

Updated on January 20, 2012

Only the Best Amazon Ratings

Everyone wants to go shopping, but no one wants to pay sales tax. Online shopping offers a veritable plethora of wonderful products and Amazon.com houses most of them. Look no further than this ubiquitous ostensible bookseller for everything from Apple iPods to Zappos Shoes.

Searching the voluminous volumes of online offerings proves problematic when top rankings are required. Far too many categories rise and fall like Republican Primary candidates. We come to the rescue with a brief compendium of top products offered by Amazon.com. Other folks bought them, used them. then went online to report on them. While you were outside playing, dedicated cadres of consumer-reviewers touch-typed invaluable sentences and clicked on little star-like icons to communicate their considered opinions of their acquisitions.

Whip out your credit card and get busy. You need this stuff.

Victorinox 40520 Fibrox 8-Inch Chef's Knife

Anticipate the purchase of a high quality Chef's Knife before the need to cut something arises in your gourmet kitchen. This exemplary example of slicing and dicing looks impressive when wielded by high quality Chefs as well as pikers who can't boil water without igniting the dishrags.

The Victorinox corporation manufacturers many knives and this is one of them. The handle consists of Fibrox, a patented material very well suited to knife handles. Yes, there is a Fibrox.com.

Aerobie 80R08 AeroPress Coffee and Espresso Maker

Our online shopping tour continues with a somewhat foreign device. Admittedly, this author possesses little knowledge or experience relevant to Coffee and Espresso. Certainly, lack of background has never before stopped this author. Without question, the Aerobie 80R08 device would easily remedy such a dearth. Indubitably, settling for another make or model just might incite unrest among caffeine gourmands. Somebody loves this thing and gave it a boatload of stars.

Audio-Technica ATH-M50 Professional Studio Monitor Headphones

Make the world go away by gently sliding these 'cans' over your 'ears.' Crank up your iPod and rock out to the latest podcast from Stephen Hawking or Simon Cowell. These amazing highly-rated sonic devices handle any audible frequencies you can contrive. The neodymium magnets are not only unpronounceable but sonically faithful as well. The entire assembly weigh less than 12 ounces.

Rice Krispies Treats Rice Cereal, 14.2-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 4)

No surprise it is that Amazon online product reviewers favor Rice Krispie Treats. Without cereal, breakfast would consist of nothing but coffee and Espresso from your Aerobie 80R08. Stock up on this tasty cereal-based product before it's consumed by other voracious shoppers. Order online this luscious foodstuff 'ere you find yourself sore lacking in the ready-made first-meal-of-the-day department. You get the idea.

AccuSharp 001 Knife Sharpener

Assuming you already own the Victorinox 40520 Fibrox 8-Inch Chef's Knife, as listed above, the thing won't sharpen itself. A precision sharpening device becomes necessary the first time you slice and dice a particularly recalcitrant genetically modified sugar beet or a rock that you thought was a potato.

The diamond-honed tungsten carbide sharpening surfaces ensure that any blade softer than diamond-honed tungsten carbide will be sharpenable. Order one of these for every knife wielder on your gift list. Don't get caught with a dull device that should be a sharp device.

Thera Cane Massager

A shocking number of people have backs these days. We can't all get a massage at the mall food court at the same time: some of us must take matters into out own hands. Deploy this handy device to reach around behind yourself for a soothing rub down.

Many people loved this thing sufficiently to go online and rate it highly. They feel so much better now. A 14 page instruction manual is included, just in case you can't find your back.

Eatsmart Precision Plus Digital Bathroom Scale with Ultra Wide Platform and Step-on Technology, 440-Pounds

One thing we all need is precision in the bathroom. This scale won't let you down when it's time to weigh yourself. Digital electronics interface with analog pressure gauges to compute an accurate assessment of your current weight on Earth. It may also work on The Moon, but there are no bathrooms up there anyway.

All you need to get weighed is 2 AA batteries. Forward-thinking engineers at Eatsmart thoughtfully included precisely those batteries in the package. Just step on it and your weight will be displayed in numbers sufficiently large so as to embarrass you in front of your entire family.

Conclusion

Herein we presented simply a sliver of Top Amazon products. Order them all so your friends will like you.

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    • MyFavoriteBedding profile image

      MyFavoriteBedding 

      6 years ago from United States

      It is nice to visit one site for all the top products offered at Amazon~thanks!

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @drbj: I followed your logic until the second-to-last sentence, then you lost me.

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      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      nicomp - you reported a fallacy here. You said if I ordered all this junk, oops, I mean stuff, my friends would like me. Well I did and they don't. Oh, wait a minute I forgot ... I don't have any friends. Sorry.

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