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Investment Portfolios

Updated on September 9, 2011

Invest in a Portfolio

The richest people in the world all have one thing in common: they each own a portfolio. Without this crucial component, wealth disintegrates into disorganized dollars and far-flung financial investments.

Professional advice plays a crucial part in wealth accumulation, but eventually it all ends up in a swanky portfolio. We studied portfolio markets to identify optimal opportunities for assembling and maintaining. Herein we present a handful of the most popular products.

Every investor has their own unique requirements. No two strategies are ever alike. Your portfolio technology should reflect the goals and desires that mean the most to you.


Darice 24-Inch-by-24-Inch-by-1-Inch Nylon Portfolio

Nylon was invented by financially secure scientists at the DuPont Corporation. They named their creation based on the two cities that, in their opinion, would be most welcoming to this revolutionary new fabric: New York and London. They could not have imagined the veritable plethora of portfolio products that would be made from their epic contribution to society.

This stylish and functional satchel boasts 4 large zippered pockets on the outside. The inside easily swallows documents up to 24"X24". A custom shoulder strap holds it all together as you traverse the financial landscape.


DeWalt DG5140 Pro Contractor's Business Portfolio

Should your investment strategy include macho cool products such as oil companies and power tool manufacturers, take a close look at the DeWalt DG5140 Pro Contractor's Business Portfolio. This durable satchel is at home on a construction site or a boardroom. No executive will ever be embarrassed to be photographed walking from the corporate headquarters to the limo when they have one of these tucked under their arm.

A built-in calculator and pencil clip provide much-needed functionality for computing spur of the moment margin calls. The rugged zipper can be adjusted to completely closed, fully open, or anywhere in-between.


E-Stand Black iPad Case with Bluetooth Keyboard

Successful investors understand that electronic devices are a necessity for successful investing. To that end, many savvy buyers and sellers of financial instruments know their way around an iPad. These well-heeled wealth-builders are also well aware of the need to safely ensconce their little computers in appropriate packaging. No self-respecting rich person wants to appear in a monthly financial publication without appropriate portfolio gear.

The E-Stand iPad Case cradles your iPad in leathery goodness while providing supplemental functionality such as a built-in keyboard. Track your investments from the beach or the boardroom, as long as there's WiFi nearby.


SOLO D535-3 Classic Collection Colombian Leather 15.6" Laptop Portfolio

Colombian cows have long been admired for their leather. This fashionable laptop portfolio boasts contributions from one or more of these famous South American bovines. Tuck in an expensive laptop computer, either Windows or Mac, and be ready to face the world of investment banking, or community college attending, with confidence.

Specially engineered compartments offer sanctuary for pens, pencils, and business cards, and IRS forms. You'll never misplace another prospectus. The padded shoulder strap is removable to prevent embarrassing incidents at the baggage claim carousel.


Montblanc Meisterstuck Double Gusset Briefcase

The double gusset briefcase imposes instant gravitas upon whomever is lugging it. No one cares what's on the inside as long as a Montblanc Meisterstuck is on the outside. Pack it with a banana and a can of Pringles: the world will still respect you. It also has a little lock built into it.

Your finances will instantly improve the moment that your butler unpacks this infinitely stylish portfolio. Expect to receive huge volumes of respect from other rich people as you gather together on your corporate jets to travel to exotic locales to attend top-secret meetings centered around plans for world domination.


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    • jean2011 profile image


      6 years ago from Canada

      Very skilfully written hub! Thank you for sharing.

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      6 years ago

      As long as it flows fast enough to keep up with my bills!

    • one2get2no profile image

      Philip Cooper 

      6 years ago from Olney

      And I was expecting some tips on investments....clever hub however and it has given me an idea to invest in leather goods. Thank you.

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 

      6 years ago from south Florida

      I learned early on, like you, Nicomp, that every smart investor should invest in a portfolio. So I went out and bought a brand new one.

      My portfolio is leather.

      It's supposed to tell me whether

      I should be buying or selling,

      But so far, it's just not telling.

    • nicomp profile imageAUTHOR

      nicomp really 

      6 years ago from Ohio, USA You will become rich, in spirit and enthusiasm. Money will flow to you, but it flows like molasses in Winter, which I think is in July where you live.

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      6 years ago

      I might buy one of these - do they make you rich instantly or do you have to wait or do you have to walk down the street with them wearing a suit as well and the money just seems to be attracted to you right?


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