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Updated on February 22, 2014

Mike's Common Sense

An oldie but goodie originally published Nov. 2008 in an alternate universe.

This comes as no big surprise to many people but George W. Bush is a lame duck President. This is no surprise, because over 70% of Americans feel he was a pretty lame President. Personally, I never thought I would ever see a President as bad as Jimmy Carter, but, after living through eight long years with Bush at the helm of our nation, the Carter years seem like a Hawaiian vacation...At a five star hotel, with your own personal hula girls, unlimited mai tais, a personal yacht with scuba gear, and all the roasted pig and poi you can eat. God, I long for those good old days!

With only two months left in office, President Bush has decided to take action...putting his memoirs together.

Seems ole George remembers the huge payday Bill Clinton received for publishing his uncensored biography, and now he wants to cash in. However there's a problem, with the exception of billionaires, and religious zealots, George is universally detested; he can't find a publisher willing to give him the big money that Bill, or, Hillary got. Hell, he can't tell us about getting illicit blow jobs in the Oval Office; or how he inserted cigars into certain orifices of White House pages. Besides being dumber than a box of cotton balls, he is just as dull. So, while George is trying to secure a publisher, I thought I would help him with a title for his book.

1) The Fleecing Of America

2) I Was Only Kidding About WMDs

3) My Eight Years Of Being A F-Stick

4) What, Me Worry?

5) Not All Oil Barons are Assholes

6) The Constitution Is For Sissies

7) Read My Lips

8) How To Turn A Super Power Into A Laughing Stock

9) It Was Good For Me, How About You?

10) Be Glad It Was Me, and Not Chaney


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      Michael A Muehleisen 6 years ago from Miami,FL

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      Michael A Muehleisen 8 years ago from Miami,FL

      Hi G-Ma, thanks for your in put. I'm not sure which title is my favorite. Its a toss up beteen 'the constitution Is For Sissies' and 'It was good for me, how about you'

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      I think the title should be "Read My Lips"..all talk and what action???G-Ma :o) Hugs & Peace

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      Michael A Muehleisen 8 years ago from Miami,FL

      blackberry, i respect your opinion, but fear you have not been paying attention. Bush has been the puppet of the elitists the world. they have not been keeping you safe from terrorists, they are the terrorists. they create fears, then use them to take yur freedoms away. please see Fear Mongers and keep an open mind. peace

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      Blackberry 8 years ago

      I happen to be a nobody with no money and I'm not connected to billionaires, and religious zealots. I like President Bush and I know many other people that do. I fear for this country we have been safe from terrorist but I'm not so sure it's going to be that way anymore.

      I wish the best for Obama but I know every time he fails at anything Bush will be blamed for it. He'll never have to take the heat for anything he does wrong. He has his very own fall guy.