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A Black Man is Bad Enough, but a Woman in the White House Would be Worse

Updated on September 18, 2013

I know y’all are gonna be hollering and hooting it up, drinking and shooting your guns in the air on January 20, 2016 when the worst president ever, Barack Hussein Obama, leaves office. But hold on there, we ain't in tall cotton yet. It could get crazier than a transvestite rodeo clown on PCP. We could be trading a black man in for a white woman.

A black man is bad enough, but any man is better than a woman. And the Texy Award for the world’s most dangerous women alive goes to Hillary Rodham Clinton. Proof that black men are better is clear. First, black men got the vote before women. Black men were also able to join the American military and play professional sports before women. Obviously, men of all stripes are better than women of any spots. We can tell a man is better than a woman because most men get paid more than women for comperable work. Men get paid more because they are worth more, and being paid more proves they are worth more.

Women are irrational, act on emotion and not reason, unlike men. What happens if a woman was in the White House, she was having PMS or menopausal hot flashes, and she gets that 3 A.M. call? She might just call for a nuclear strike on Kansas in that emotional state. A man would never call for a war because men never react emotionally.

Women aren’t as good at analyzing things, and they aren’t as tough as men. There was only one Einstein, and he was a man. And was Rocky a female? No. Sure women bare children, but that only shows how weak they are. If women were strong, they would force men to carry their baby to term for them. But men have better things to do, like run the country.

Hillary Rodham Clinton and other libtard women are disobeying God’s law. They act superior to men, which I proved they're not, they don't serve at her husbands whim, and they work outside the home. That is NOT what God had in mind for Clinton or any other woman. Hillary Clinton works outside the home and now wants her husband’s job, a job reserved for men, starting with President George Washington.

Republicans Assuring Patriarchal Effectiveness, R.A.P.E, is working to bring America back to the good old days before child labor laws, desegregation, meat inspections, and eight-hour days. R.A.P.E. is also working to end legal reproductive choice, equal pay for women, discrimination laws and other government interference with free enterprise. It is government interference, interference that encourages whiny uppity welfare queens, that has created our current economic crisis.

Post WWII was great for relations between whites and blacks since the government had yet to ruin America with laws against segregation and laws protecting black votes. However, to have truly lady-like women, we must go back to the late 19th Century.

Men had it right in the Victorian Era. We must bring back the Victorian separate spheres framework. This framework states that “'men possessed the capacity for reason, action, aggression, independence, and self-interest [thus belonging to the public sphere]. Women inhabited a separate, private sphere, one suitable for the so called inherent qualities of femininity: emotion, passivity, submission, dependence, and selflessness, all derived, it was claimed insistently, form women’s sexual and reproductive organization' (Kent 30).” Women were seen as something to marry, own and have sex with, and women weren’t allowed to work. America would be much better off and unemployment would be reduced, as would welfare, if women knew their place as they did in Victorian times.

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And the tradition continues. So far this year, brave men in states all over this nation have introduced 694 laws to reduce access to abortion and reproductive health care. If you give women choices, who knows what they will do. And the men that propose these laws know what they are talking about. These men are married to women that know their place. Their wives support their politician husbands who screw all the women in their state by cutting off access to medical services for women, vote to repeal equal pay laws, vote against affirmative action for women, and vote to repeal Title 9 that forces us to watch women play sports in college and watch them invade our universities.

Ann Romney is a great example of a traditional, God-fearing women who stays in her place, the home. How dare femiNazis who abandon their duties to have a family mock patriotic women like who want babies, especially white Republican women. “Ann Romney is the perfect example of what it means to be a Republican lady.” (ibid) Only a Democrat, Hillary Clinton and other leftists females, would be so unladylike and selfish to have a career.

Expect this to be the gist of a majority of Republican attacks on Hillary Clinton and women in the next three years. Sit back, and enjoy.

Peace,
Tex Shelters

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    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR

      texshelters 

      4 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      Well done, serious, using satire. Thanks.

      PTxS

    • tsadjatko profile image

      4 years ago from now on

      Satire - this satire is so thick I lose track of what is and isn't satire in your writings Tex! So I'll add some of my own satire and you can figure out whether it is or isn't satire.

      Obama - what did you expect, he isn't authentically black now is he? (ask Al Sharpton what that means if you don't know). And he's only half unauthentic Black at that. Now who in the world would expect a man who is only half (unauthentic) black to succeed? His failures, propensity to lie and spend money - why that is all from his white half and you know it. We really need to elect a 100% authentic black man to fix this now, no actually he'll have to be 150% black to make up for Obama's incompetence from his white half.

      Now you mention Hil liar y. She is really the best candidate for President. She is married to the first "black" president of the US as some have referred to her husband. But there is no doubt she is authentically white - just look at her propensity to lie, lie about lying and undermine the constitution. Only an authentic white person can exhibit such a propensity for the good old boy traits. Jerry Zeifman, a lifelong Democrat, supervised the work of 27-year-old Hillary Rodham on the Watergate investigation committee. Hillary got a job working on the investigation at the behest of her former law professor, Burke Marshall, who was also Sen. Ted Kennedy’s chief counsel in the Chappaquiddick affair. When the investigation was over, Zeifman fired Hillary from the committee staff and refused to give her a letter of recommendation – one of only three people who earned that dubious distinction in Zeifman’s 17-year career.

      Why?

      “Because she was a liar,” Zeifman said in an interview this year. “She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality.” http://patdollard.com/2013/05/flashback-hillary-cl...

      Of course we all know of Hil liar y's lies about coming under sniper fire and "the vast right wing conspiracy" let alone Benghazi and the famous "video" (she swore to families of the fallen under her watch they are going to punish that guy, and I believe her). Her "vast" history of being a liar and engaging in unethical behavior certainly present her as the most qualified candidate to run for the office of President since the election of Barachio Ovomit.

      My only fear is that after Obama has gone from office and she is elected and serves her term(s) there will never be another Barachio or Hil liar y for decades to come...by then there will be no more authentic blacks due to interracial marriage and face it, where will we ever find another liar like the Hil liar y. But you know what, I have faith in this country. It truly has become a country of liars and plenty of uninformed voters to buy anything they're told. A new crop of charlatans will arise eventually in the land of freebies and the home of the knave.

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      Robert359 

      5 years ago

      Wonder do you know that in the Victorian Times a woman was Queen and she was running England. God says in the Bible that if you descendent of Israelites did not obey HIM the stranger (black people, ie Obama and women ie Clinton) would get up over you. That is happening now and it will only get worse. Look for more minority Presidents before the return of Christ. And for real how many of you will say that Obama is bad because he is bi-racial or what the hell BLACK or because of his policies that are against moral values, like he is for gay marriage, abortion, etc.

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      John 

      5 years ago

      On a serious note: If Americans elect Hillary Clinton they are voting for another 4-8 years of war. We've been in multiple wars/actions now for 12 years and our current President is about to start yet another one. Personally, I've had it with them. At this point in time the only one thinking about running that I'm even remotely looking at is Rand Paul.

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      John 

      5 years ago

      I thought Hillary was a man...

    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR

      texshelters 

      5 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      If only. Here's to hoping.

      PTxS

    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR

      texshelters 

      5 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      I agree. I don't think Clinton is a good choice, in fact, she's part of the establishment that got us into this mess.

      PTxS

    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR

      texshelters 

      5 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      Black woman...great idea.

      PTxs

    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR

      texshelters 

      5 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      That will be part of it, sure. But so will the sexist comments.

      PTxS

    • texshelters profile imageAUTHOR

      texshelters 

      5 years ago from Mesa, Arizona

      As the description says, it's satire.

      PTxS

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      William Grant 

      5 years ago from Wisconsin

      What we need now is the first American Indian president.

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      William Grant 

      5 years ago from Wisconsin

      For the record, I celebrate the fact that we finally have a black president and I would celebrate the fact that we had a woman as president if it happens, but I really wish it hadn't been Obama, and I REALLY hope the first woman isn't Clinton. The only good news there is that they will be setting the bar SO low for the next black president or woman president.

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      Thomas Swan 

      5 years ago from New Zealand

      lol brilliantly funny, especially the R.A.P.E. bit. God forbid we'd have a black woman running in 2020!!!

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      William Grant 

      5 years ago from Wisconsin

      No the "Gist" of the Republican attack on Hillary Clinton will be "She's barking mad." and they won't be far off.

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      ms phoenix 

      5 years ago

      your not serious right??

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      cathylynn99 

      5 years ago from northeastern US

      comparable

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