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A modern-day fable

Updated on November 14, 2012
Big boy just kind of rolls over the little lady.
Big boy just kind of rolls over the little lady. | Source

A short short tale

The male cat exuberantly digs his hole and then he does his business, sometimes still facing the hole he dug. With a flourish he leaps from his toilet and saunters off without a glance over his shoulder, his leavings exposed to the world.

The female cat approaches the box. Wrinkling her nose at the odor and looking inside with distain, she rakes the litter over the scat before digging her own hole. She makes her deposit into the hole she has freshly dug, then turns around and daintily covers her own leavings. Only when she is satisfied that the box is tidy does she stride off throwing her head into the air with a sense of accomplishment.

As with all fables, there is a moral to this story. Since the beginning of time, women have been cleaning up messes their men leave behind. (Perhaps that’s why we need more women in political roles. Hopefully, the divine feminine could put a stop to war.)


“Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.” Robert Louis Stevenson (1850–94), Scottish novelist, essayist, poet. From Virginibus Puerisque, “An Apology for Idlers” (1881).

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    • MizBejabbers profile imageAUTHOR

      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      5 years ago

      Actually, AJ, there really are some men who are not in this category. My father was one, and my brother is so neat he got on mother's nerves. Sorry I can't say that about Mr. B. I think I really got the idea from Vietnam and the wars in the Middle East. Hillary has done a remarkable job. I wonder what the U.S. is going to do without her as Secretary of State. Thanks for stopping by.

    • ajwrites57 profile image

      AJ 

      5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Well MizBejabbers, I'm indignant that you put all men in this category! Oh, by the way, I made a mess in the in the kitchen, any chance you could get that? JUST KIDDING!

      Very funny and sadly true! :o)

    • MizBejabbers profile imageAUTHOR

      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      6 years ago

      Yeah, but I think we need a woman in the house (White House) after the latest events. Hillary looked awful last night, like she hasn't slept for days. My heart went out to her. Somebody needs to tell Romney to stick a sock in it. He's only inflaming things.

    • Rhonda D Johnson profile image

      Rhonda D Johnson 

      6 years ago from Somewhere over the rainbow

      The same seems to be true in the political arena. Another slogan: "I must do something" will get better results than "Something must be done."

    • MizBejabbers profile imageAUTHOR

      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      6 years ago

      Thanks, Rhonda, I tried that with my husband and it didn't work. I thought I would see just how long he could go with his own mess in the house, and I came to the conclusion that it was indefinitely! I love your slogan!

    • Rhonda D Johnson profile image

      Rhonda D Johnson 

      6 years ago from Somewhere over the rainbow

      Now the question is, if we stop cleaning up after men, will they start cleaning up after themselves, or will they just let the world go to pot.

      A woman's place is in the house...and the senate.

    • MizBejabbers profile imageAUTHOR

      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      6 years ago

      Thank you for your comment, Ginger Ruffles!

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      Ginger Ruffles 

      6 years ago

      LOL, touche!

    • MizBejabbers profile imageAUTHOR

      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      6 years ago

      Kashmir56, I don't think they can do any worse. Look at women like Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher, Angela Merkel, Indira Gandhi, all strong leaders. But we have to quibble over Clintons, Pelosis, Palins, always knitpicking women to death. My state is the buckle of the bible belt and we are supposed to be "subordinate" to men, therefore we have never had a woman governor although about six years ago we had a very qualified candidate who lost to a lesser qualified man. She had been a leader in state government for years and really knew her stuff. Anyway, thanks for bringing it up and letting me blow off steam. Always good to hear from you.

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      Thomas Silvia 

      6 years ago from Massachusetts

      Very interesting fable and if more women in political roles can do better that what we got right now I'll vote for that .

      Vote up and more !!!

    • MizBejabbers profile imageAUTHOR

      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      6 years ago

      Thank you, DM, I'm just an old editor trying to help out young writers. Sometimes I guess I get a little old lady testy, but I love you all.

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      Deep Biswas 

      6 years ago from India

      Very well written indeed. Glad that I took your advise on fable writing.

    • MizBejabbers profile imageAUTHOR

      Doris James-MizBejabbers 

      6 years ago

      Thank you! You would never know that it reminded me so much of my own family, would you?

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      Paula 

      6 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      BRAVO!!! This is cute, funny and TRUE. I love it!

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