A Fine is not a Tax Increase, So Let it be Written, So Let it be Done
The Exalted One Barack Hussein Obama proclaimed Sunday that requiring people to get health insurance and fining them if they don't is not tax increase. "I absolutely reject that notion," Premier Obama said as he blanketed the Sunday Obama Friendly TV news shows! Premiere Obama continued saying “mandating that people get health insurance to share the cost burden fairly among all, is the right thing to do”! Sound familiar; remember Karl Marx Obama’s encounter with Joe the Plumber?
So, again beneath all the glitter and “Snake Oil” it all boils down to the same common thread, boo hoo, it’s not fair that some have health care and others don’t! So, to fix it I’ll wreck the entire system, put everyone under the same Government Plan and those that refuse to play ball I’ll fine them! But repeat after me, a Fine is not a Tax; a Fine is not a Tax! So Let it be Written, So Let it be Done!
After taking a Kool Aid break, Obama continued reiterating his proclamation regarding the divine plan, which he received, carved in stone during his last trip up Mt. Sinai. My plan will make insurance affordable for all the people. So fining those that refuse to heed the latest word from on high is certainly not a tax increase if the Anointed One proclaims it as such! As lightening struck the stage and darkness covered the land the Messiah looked into the eyes of all America and announced in a thundering voice; “Telling people to get health insurance is absolutely not a tax increase!”
Next Houdini Obama, while waving his hands in front of the camera and saying in Obi Wan Kenobi fashion, “I will keep my pledge not to raise taxes on families earning up to $250,000! Hundreds of billions of dollars over the next 10 years will be achieved from savings within the current system.” This of course is ridiculous as confirmed by every economist that has looked into this proposal as well as the Congressional Budget Office charged with the scoring of all bills!
Hugo Fidel Obama does admit he plans to tax employers that offer high-cost insurance plans saying, "I do think that giving a disincentive to insurance companies to offer Cadillac plans that don't make people healthier is part of the way that we're going to bring down health care costs for everybody over the long term". In people speak we’re back to it’s not fair for some to have such good coverage while others have none at all, I’ll level the field by wrecking health care coverage for everyone!
So, in conclusion our Supreme Commander is saying; do not believe your lying eyes, believe what I tell you! My goal is to expand and improve health insurance coverage and rein in long-term costs, Obama says. Continuing on he says "I've tried to keep it digestible; I know it's very hard for you to get your arms around it. You just have to trust me!” Pay no attention to the Man Behind the Curtin, If you stay with me I’ll give you good affordable health care coverage the same way my economic recovery is presently creating millions of good high quality jobs! We’re off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Health!
Concluding his montage of Sunday Rock Star appearances the present Omnipotent Force blamed the strong opposition to his plan on a political strategy. “The opposition has made a decision," he said. "They are just not going to support anything, for political reasons." The fact is this president is selling something that people, quite frankly, are not buying!