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American Politics - The difference (Limericks)

Updated on March 30, 2013
Obama Vs. Romney 2012
Obama Vs. Romney 2012 | Source


I have never been interested in politics before but thanks to the American presidential debates and campaigns. I now engage my analytical senses to observe, analyze and criticize these two highly qualified individuals. I get disappointed though when the candidates lose their mannerism and point fingers at one another. They respond to questions with what they think are facts and corroborate them with statistics only for fact checkers to proof them wrong. So what is the difference between the two?

American Politics - The difference (Limericks)

Obama is blessed with zingers

Romney generated many singers

But shipped them all to China

And none to North Carolina

But, let’s talk about Tagg the swinger

Indeed blood is thicker than water

Who would not defend their porter?

The mouth thus speaketh

What the heart desireth

Let whom without sin be first to swatter

Pink Ribbon, an international symbol of Breast Cancer Awareness
Pink Ribbon, an international symbol of Breast Cancer Awareness | Source

They are friends after all

They may not agree on every-thing

But at least they agree on some-things

The color that is pink

The eye that winks

The difference is actually the same-thing

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    • chepkoluumugulel profile image

      chepkoluumugulel 5 years ago from Texas

      Thanks y'all (TX) for stopping by and spending your precious time to read and comment on my limericks. This keeps me going. Thanks again.

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      loveofnight 5 years ago from Baltimore, Maryland

      I like your introduction of points, well done and keep hubbing.

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      Tammy Barnette 5 years ago

      Very cool, thanks for the chuckle :)

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      Good job on these. Keep up the limerick laughs. Thank you