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An Arizona Analogy

Updated on May 25, 2010


Our Apologist and Chief was on T.V. again apologizing for America; this time to the highly regarded guardian of Freedom and Liberty, Felipe de Jesús Calderón, the El Presidente’ of Mexico. We uuuuuhhhhh apologize to the good people of Mexico for this racist, unconstitutional, racial profiling law which by the way I haven’t read nor has my Attorney General or my Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Incompatano. But we don’t have to actually read this or any bill because we know the racism that is harbored by those bitter gun toting racist in Arizona who cling to their guns and religion with an antipathy towards those not like them!

He went on to describe the law in this fashion. Suppose I break into your house, and let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, “No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working And honest (except for when I broke into your house).”  But nooooooooooooo, you insist I leave your house because you are selfish. Everyone knows this house is big enough for the both of us but because of your greed you insist that I leave.

Well, Obama continued, according to me and my supporters, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO: Let me stay in your house; feed me; add me to your family's insurance plan; educate my kids; provide other benefits to me & to my family. It’s time we greedy Americans share what we have with our poorer neighbors to the south. And for the record, I’m not going to allow a bunch of Racist in Arizona to stop me from redistributing this country’s wealth which it has horded for far too long. Of course Michelle and I are exempt as are the Pelosi’s, the Kerry’s, Kennedy’s and all of Hollywood because we provide the direction and entertainment the world so sorely needs!   

And by the way, don’t try screaming unconstitutional; I’ve already seized upon that defense for my side and If you try to call the police or force my illegal friends out I will call in the Justice Brothers, Reverends Al and Jesse who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. We will also go to your respective places of employment and find out your salary which will also be exposed and used against you.

All this is only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself.  I’m after all hard-working; when I choose to be. I’m also and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house and what a deal it is for me!!!

So Arizona, the sooner you accept; Obama stated, that I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior, the better it will be for the both of us. And by the way, you should learn MY LANGUAGE, so YOU can communicate with ME and better meet my needs!

Adios Amigos






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      partisan patriot 8 years ago

      Thanks Ghost

      Keep clinging to your guns and religion and holding onto that antipathy towards all those illegal’s that aren’t like you.

      Thanks for stopping by and keep your guns loaded and your gate locked!

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      Ghost32 8 years ago

      I rated this one Up, Useful, and Awesome. But then, I'm just another one of those Arizona borderlanders who's built a literal fort on his selfishly hoarded 4 acres a mile north of the Mexican border. You know, one of them thar gunclingers, or gunslingers, or whatever the label of the day happens to be.

      And with a few hubs of my own on this topic...though none as pithily put as this one.

      One note: If you do write this in crayon and accompany it with lots of pictures, be sure to use the big Crayola set with many, many different pastel shades as well as the primary colors. Gotta get that politically correct diversity all maximized and everything....

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      partisan patriot 8 years ago

      It needs to be circulated among the Obama supporters but in order for it to be truly effective it should be written in crayon and accompainied by lots of pictures!

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      breakfastpop 8 years ago

      Great job Patriot. Your piece is kind of like " Illegal Immigration for Dummies". Send it to the White House and Congress.

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      Partisan Patriot 8 years ago

      thanks shelia b.

      I just wish those in the main stream media would see it for what it truly is; an Obamanation!

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      sheila b. 8 years ago

      I agree with the others who commented, you chose a great way to showcase the illegal immigrant issue.

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      Partisan Patriot 8 years ago


      Our President is indeed sick; he suffers from a terminal case of SOCIALISM! In his mind the Oath he took was to Karl Marx and Saul Alinski in which he pledged to DESTROY NOT UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION!

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      SheriSapp 8 years ago from West Virginia

      I feel the same as the others who have commented before me. It really does seem pretty simple when put in the context you used above. How sick is it that our PRESIDENT who took an OATH to uphold the constitution just doesn't give one damn about doing the actual job he vowed to do. He wants to infringe on many rights of American taxpayers, but we better be really nice to lawbreaking illegal immigrants who pay NO TAXES!!

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      Partisan Patriot 8 years ago


      Obama, Pelosi and Reid aren’t going to let a little thing like the Constitution stand in their way when it comes to fighting their Crusade against PRECIEVED RACISM! These modern day Don Quixotes continue to ride through the countryside looking for windmills to tilt instead of addressing the real problems like Illegal Immigrants; Unemployment; Iran getting the bomb; Phony Climate Change leading to Cap and Tax and on and on and on…..

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      Partisan Patriot 8 years ago


      Just as with the Dumbo Harvard Professor that locked himself out of his house and Good old Barrackie Boo comes running to his rescue screaming racism once again he shoots his mouth off before he knows any of the facts; but why let a small thing like “the facts” slow him down. Liberals aren’t used to dealing in facts just feelings!

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      eovery 8 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      Hey President Obama. It is unconstitutional to not enforce the laws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Start doing you job BO. Your job is not to go around the world an apologize to every country, but to work and help us keep our freedoms. NOW DO IT! Or step down and let someone else try.

      Keep on hubbing!

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      Pamela Oglesby 8 years ago from United States

      Obama said exactly what I would have expected. His idiot staff, Holder and Napolitanto didn't have the good sense to read the law before they criticized it. Same old stuff every day. Good hub.

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      Partisan Patriot 8 years ago


      The opposition is ridiculous but the Main Stream Media will continue to paint them with a favorable brush and in a favorable light!

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      Joni Douglas 8 years ago

      Wow, when you personalize it like that the opposition sure seems ridiculous doesn't it?


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