And So The Monkey Shines The Porcelain Bowl.
Updated on March 15, 2011
And So The Monkey
Shined The Porcelain Bowl.
© -MFB III
And so George W. Dumb-ya Bush
became a useless squatter
at the Oval Orifice,
till he left a pile of his
overflowing waste,
that generations to come
will have to clean up after.
He permeated what was once
a prosperous and vibrant society
with the foulest stench of death
on most of the less fortunate.
He put the i in chump,
but his "emissions" are
now at long last "accomplished."
He occupies a throne now
of a lesser quality
in the minds of the people.
He promised to flush out
Bin Laden but we have
been laden with that lie
and so many more.
He has vacated the facilities soon,
rising with all of his assets intact
as he washes his hands
of the 4,342 and counting,
lives lost in his gas war.
His policy of "See the evil
hear the evil, speak the evil,"
got him eight years
of monkeying around with
what wasn't broke in the first place.
I wish him Godspeed on
his final days retired
and hope he spends a few of them,
cleaning up his legacy of defecation,
but it is apparent that he came
from the bushes, and was never
properly trained to handle
his reign of excrement on us all.