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Area 51. The Final Truth about it. President Obama won't tell us this. Area 51, Groom Lake secret revealed.

Updated on February 14, 2016


Area 51. The United States' biggest secret.

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Area 51. The United States' biggest secret.

A lot has been written in recent years about Area 51. This is the name given to a military base situated in the United States state of Nevada about 83 miles from the city of Las Vegas. Due to the culture of secrecy that surrounds the base, and because of the failure of successive United States governments to allow journalistic access to the area a large amount of conspiracy theories have been based on what the secret of Area 51 is. These have ranged from the belief that the remains of alien spacecraft are being held there to the idea that it is being used for the development of new types of military technology too secret to be revealed to the general public.

While many of these speculations have merit, the obsessive secrecy that surrounds the base undoubtedly encourage all types of suspicions, I can now reveal to you that they are all wrong. The real secret of Area 51 is something that none of you have ever considered. The real reason why the base is surrounded by security is to protect a secret so devastating that the revealing of it in all its horror would bring the edifice of United States governance crashing down, and the world would be faced with the sight of the features of the first black President of The United States turning crimson in acute embarrassment.

As President of The Ancient Society of Secret Historians I am privy to all the worlds secrets, and indeed I have already revealed a few things about history that have been kept hidden from the generality of humanity. I have decided that the time is now come to reveal the unvarnished truth behind Area 51. The secret of Groom Lake must be uncovered to The World. If it causes the collapse of Wall Street or results in the impeachment of Barack Obama so be it. The truth must out and that is the most important thing. Revealing this secret will undoubtedly put me in grave danger, but I am relying on you, my readers to raise a hue and cry on my behalf should I disappear into the debts of some CIA operated dungeon. Or, at the very least, could someone feed my cat.

Anyway enough of this. The real secret of Area 51, and the true reason why it has been shrouded in mystery for so many years is that it is a very secure prison, and the prisoner held within it is The Cheshire Cat.

This may come as a surprise to many of you, but when I reveal all that I know as a secret historian everything will be made clear.

Some background information on The Secret of Area 51.

Most of you are familiar with the story of Alice in Wonderland. The account of how the little girl Alice fell down a rabbit hole, and the adventures that befell her then, and the accounts of all the weird and funny characters that she encountered such as The Mad Hatter, The White Rabbit, the baby that turned into a pig, not to forget The King and Queen of Hearts, have enthralled generations ever since. The book ends with Alice waking up and concluding that the whole thing was just a dream. I can tell you that it was not.

The author Lewis Carroll was the fifth President of The Ancient Society of Secret Historians, and also a very talented regressive hypnotist. When the little girl, whose complete name was Alice Liddell, told him the story of the strange dream she had, he decided to put her into a hypnotic trance to test whether the story she told was a dream or not. The account that was revealed was somewhat different from the tale that eventually got published, and it was definitely no dream. Alice really did fall down a hole, but it was a rift in time and space, not a rabbit burrow. The creatures that she met there were members of an intergalactic troupe of strolling players who were resting prior to a performance of "The Death of Zybiganiew" to be performed at the eighteenth Aldeberan drama festival. You may not have come across the play before. Don’t worry if you have not seen it; it is just a typical melodrama with a predictable ending, when Zybiganiew,( A lovesick Grey) crashes his ship into a red dwarf star. It plays well in alien circles, but would never get put on here. We can’t afford the sets.

The details of the story as written down are essentially correct, and the characters are very much as described. "Theatricals" are the same in any era or dimension, so there is nothing to add there. Except for one particular individual that Alice met who stood out from the rest of them for the sheer bizarreness of his behaviour. This was the feline known as The Cheshire Cat. It is related in the story how he could vanish right down to his grin, and then even the grin could vanish. This really tickled Alice, and even Lewis Carroll could not offer a reasonable explanation for this unique talent. The cat, of course was a "Vanishing Shape shifter". His younger brother was the "Pig Baby", although he had not perfected the vanishing part yet. These shape shifters came from the Pleiades cluster and had been with the theatrical company for many years. The cat could also travel in space and time.

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