Build The Northern Wall! Bar Canadian Terrorists Forever!
At a recent Brookings Institution Symposium, U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano stated that the days when Americans and Canadians moved back and forth across the border "as though there's not a border at all," are over. "It's a real border, and we need to address it as a real border," Ms. Napolitano said, calling on both Americans and Canadians to accept this "change of culture."
Ms. Napolitano spent most of her life within a stone's throw of the Mexican border and thus she is well acquainted with how to tackle the problems of a lawless and violent country across a line from the United States of America. This is a much delayed and rightful policy from the Department of Homeland Security, especially in light of the huge death toll in the Mexican Drug Wars. The completion of the US - Mexico Wall cannot be completed soon enough and it leaves any rational person to wonder when the Northern Wall will be finalized to seal off the porous US - Canada border, one which freely allows the passage of countless drug runners and terrorists every hour of every day.
The bloody narcotics-fueled chaos leading to 1,600 dead in the border town of Ciudad Juarez is a drop in the bucket as compared to the violent anarchy in the border town of Estevan, Saskatchewan, where more than twice as many deer were dispatched with high powered rifles last year. And to demonstrate that the Canadian gun violence is much worse, the majority of those shot to death were actually eaten! At least in Ciudad Juarez they don't use drug mules in their burritos!
And what about the terrorists in Notre-Dame-du-Lac, Quebec? What would at first glance seem to be a sleepy little town near the border is actually a terrorist training center, preparing the Gallic Jihad to conduct attacks against Ashland, Washburn, and Caribou, Maine, in an evil plot to bring those fine American towns to their knees by gassing the citizens with their chain smoking of DuMauriers and forcing them to speak French, or rather Cheval! Tabernac!
Secretary Napolitano must also have read the 200 page report on the violation of the US Canada border last week by a 30 year old man who jumped into the Niagara River and went over the falls, the buffeting of the water leading him to enter and re-enter the United States a total of 67 times without consulting a Customs Officer or showing proper biometric identification!
The busy border crossings of the Niagara Frontier must be the first places to build the wall which must have its eastermost terminus at Eastport, Maine and stretch westwards, through the middle of the Great Lakes, and then along the 49th Parallel all the way to Point Roberts, Washington! What better infrastructure project to put Americans to work during a Great Recession - Depression than in building a wall that would stretch 3,987 miles long? And once construction was finalized, the workers could continue their employment as armed guards atop the wall, manning gun positions every 100 feet along the wall and picking off any Canadians who approached the wall with intent to harm the United States of America... such intent, of course, by the sole determination of the American guard pulling the trigger.
The Wall could be just the beginning: Although a pre-emptive nuclear strike against Toronto or Vancouver could cause fallout to spread south onto Americans, the Pentagon should seriously consider dropping some strategic nuclear weapons on Edmonton, as not only is it far north enough to keep most of the fallout away from Montana to the south, but it would have the beneficial effect of destroying one of the primary bases of Canadian terrorists, who regularly meet in the Wave Pool in the West Edmonton Mall to plot the violent overthrow of the rightful government of the United States.
Given the massive terrorist attacks on US soil originating in Canada which have taken a toll in the millions of innocent Americans since 9/11, this decision is well overdue. The primary responsibility of the Department of Homeland Security is to prevent the pernicious Canadian drug lords and suicide bomber guerillas from further damaging the United States of America, and ensuring that the tenets that the great nation was based upon: With Liberty For All, are preserved for posterity.
God Bless America! Death To Canadians!