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Election Day Melodies

Updated on November 7, 2010

 

Here’s a few Election Day Tunes to lift your spirits the next time you flip through the channels and momentarily land on The View or Queen Oprah or any other show that gets your blood boiling before you can flip the channel changer.

Ding dong the Witch is dead which ole witch Pelosi Witch

Ding dong the Pelosi Witch is dead

Hi ho the merry-o from the east coast to San Fran Cis Co

Ding dong the Pelosi Witch is dead

To the tune of seal it with a kiss

Though we gotta say goodbye to the commies

Pack your hammers and sickles and go

We said it loud and clear now you get out ta here

So we can keep our dough

Splish Splash I was Taking a Bath

Splish splash Chris was peeing a blast listening to Obama speak

Glug Glug he was soaking his rug leg a tingling like a geek

Then he got out of his seat turned the T.V. on

Saw that he was losing my god what had gone wrong

So wella splish slash he sat back down aghast

How was he to know the Commies would be going home

He was a peeing and a weeing ………………………..

Happy Days are Here Again

Happy Days are here again gone are Hope and Change and that liberal spin

They got voted out to Olbermann’s Chagrin

Happy Days are here again

Bye Bye Love

Bye Health Care Bye Bye Cap and Trade

Hello common sense

And we ain’t gonna compromise

So Bye Bye Health Care a goodbye iiiii

And that Seasonal Favorite Christmas Song

Oh Come Oh Come ole Rham Emanuel

Oh come oh come ole Rham Emanuel and go with Baracki Boo straight to hell

For you two put this country up for sale

And drove it straight down through the gates of hell

Rejoice, rejoice ole Rham Emanuel and go with Barackie Boo straight to hell

  

 

 

     

 

 

 

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      rachellrobinson 6 years ago from Southwest Missouri

      Did you listen to Beck on Wednesday? That was probably one of his better shows they kept singing the Happy Days are here again. Oh I have never laughed so hard in my life. Great Hub.

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      Partisan Patriot 6 years ago

      I missed Beck but he has become my favorite of all the TV guys; gotten to where I can't stand O'Reilly; he has long since abandoned his conservative roots!

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      pcoach 6 years ago

      Oh, that was a blast!!!! Hi-ho the merry HO! Ho-ho-ho!

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      sheila b. 6 years ago

      These were all great - my favorite is the one for Chris Matthews. By the way, I found Joe's Blue Street blog - somehow, he created a new blog, titled JOE, separate from Blue Street. You might want to tell him to check it out, see what happened, so he'll end up on Blue Street next week. Or maybe everybody will just go to his house...

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      Partisan Patriot 6 years ago

      thanks pcoach

      now let's blast Healthcare outta here!

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      Partisan Patriot 6 years ago

      thanks sheila

      I republished on Blue Street; I thought!

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      Pamela Oglesby 6 years ago from United States

      Patriot, A very funny hub and I have to say I loved the Christ Matthews one the best also.

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      Jeremey 6 years ago from Arizona

      Enjoyable, thanks for the laugh.

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      partisan patriot 6 years ago

      Thanks Pamela

      Ole wee-wee leg seems to be everyone's faqvorite.

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      partisan patriot 6 years ago

      You're welcome Jeremey

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      James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago

      "Though we gotta say goodbye to the commies

      Pack your hammers and sickles and go"

      HA!!! I love it!!

      "Bye Health Care Bye Bye Cap and Trade

      Hello common sense"

      ROFLMAO

      This is awesome! Thanks for this pleasure.

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