Manny Lost His Appetite
Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Sunday, August 19, 2018. Our pious friend, Mantis Manny, is at the stove desperately trying to prepare breakfast. The sheer amount of bad actors both in and out of government has left him nervous and too antsy to eat. Manny has asked for the pleasure of your company this morning. He has decided to order in bagels and an assortment of toppings. I have volunteered to mix up a potent batch of Bloody Marys. Won't you join us for breakfast and a chat?
Winning Despite Great Opposition
Thanks so much for coming to the breakfast table this morning. Sorry about the bagels, but I just wasn't up to cooking this morning. I have grown so tired. People like John Brennan sap me of my strength. The depth of his hatred for my president and my country is staggering. His presence on the talk show circuit is painful to watch and harder to listen to. The Deep State is deeper than we thought, and President Trump needs to take them down now. He needs to do it immediately, because this nation can't take much more. His election has opened my eyes to the ugliness of those who have been in power, and want to remain in power. Nancy Pelosi has told fellow Dems running for election to lie if that is what it takes to win. Crazy Maxine Waters wants my president impeached for her birthday. Andrew Cuomo told the nation that America was never great. His last ditch effort to crawl out from the rock that buried him is pathetic. I doubt his father would have been proud of that statement. Disgraced White House aide Omarosa has betrayed my president and her country. Secretly recording meetings in the White House should be a punishable offense. I'd love to see her serve some time. I would hope that she would have plenty of company in her cellblock. President Trump needs to get down to business and clean up this mess. The list of people with evil intentions is growing by the minute.
We Need a Bigger Dump
Soiling Our Nation
People like the Clintons have gotten away with murder for far too long. That statement may be more accurate than it appears. Clinton and the Dems financed the phony dossier that set a trap for President Trump before he was even elected. She had plenty of help from people like Brennan and Comey. Brennan may well be the mastermind of this horror show. He had plenty of help setting the trap for the soon to be president. When Brennan goes down, and he must, people like Strzok and Page should go with him. I would like to see Lois Lerner rounded up along with the rest of these thugs. She plotted to silence the Tea Party movement in this country. She deserved a prison sentence, but got a pension instead. As long as we are rounding up the usual and not so usual suspects, I almost forgot former President Obama. The amount of crimes he was responsible for is staggering.
One imperative that I see is the immediate firing of Attorney General Sessions. He is not an honest player. When he recused himself, he opened the door for the Special Counsel, and he set the witch hunt in motion. He is not doing his job. The DOJ is as corrupt as ever under his dubious leadership. He is part of the problem, and it is a problem by design. The crimes of the Obama era presidency were never addressed. Jeff Sessions has seen to that, and he should answer for his stonewalling and inaction.
Clowns Aren't Always Funny
The Democratic Clowns
In order to bring back peace to our nation, I would like to see the clowns in Congress booted out. Pelosi has used up her worth, if she ever had any. Now she is a pathetic clown who serves only to bring down her already pathetic party. The Socialists who are all the rage in the country have to go as well. They dream of an end to capitalism. I dream of an end to Socialism. There rhetoric is tedious, uninformed and a waste of time. They are tearing the Democratic Party to shreds. Personally, that makes me happy, but we do have a two party system and it would be nice if both parties were sane. The Republican Party has its flaws, but next to the Dems, they are all Rhodes Scholars.
Heavier Gear is Needed
Draining the swamp can't be done with a whisk broom. The Deep State is so thick that I think the administration has to bring in a dumpster and a fork lift. All of the major departments and agencies of government need a thorough cleaning. With the right people in charge, it can be done. Taxpayers may have to foot the bill for a lot more prisons, but this is one taxpayer who won't mind.
The moment I wake up
Before I stretch my wings
I say a little prayer for America