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If I Were An Obama Czar .....

Updated on June 1, 2012

Transforming the Culture "Obama Style"

President Barrack Obama came to office in 2008 promising to "Fundamentally Transform America". Sure there were plenty of us who knew that by "fundamentally transform" he actually meant, "systematically destroy", but we were dismissed as routinely as Paris Hilton at a "Virtue Conference"

True, Obama seems to have succeeded in knocking us down a peg or two, and those are just the pegs we know about. But America was trashing itself long before the ignorant hordes clamored for Hope and Change. Obama, with help from a Marxist Congress, and a genuflecting media was just able to ruin things a little faster than anyone ever had. Plus he's been able to make "hating America", cool, for the first time since the Sixties.

But our "transformational" president isn't anywhere near done. He's still got big plans for America. Of course, a second term is crucial if he's to enact further "transformations". I fear that in 2012, America is going to reelect him. That could happen because for the first time in our history the delusional, greedy, and stupid who vote, outnumber ordinary, responsible adults, or because the" Left" will have so perfected their vile ,voter fraud tactics that Obama could lose in a landslide and still win.

Watching the country being happily dismantled for the last three years has been depressing, frustrating, and utterly exhausting. There's just no way I can take four more years, or longer of this tyranny. I've decided to heed the advice of one of America's great minds, former college basketball coach, Bobby Knight,who while being interviewed by CBS anchor, Connie Chung, once passed on this bit of wisdom; "If rape is inevitable relax and enjoy it". Hence I have a plan.

Even before "Obama's Second Inauguration" I'll be dusting off my resume and applying for a position as an Obama Czar. True, I'm really not qualified, but who in Washington is these days,I could just say that like Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner, I'm too big to fail. But wait, I've actually paid my taxes. Even though that might make me an anomaly in the West Wing, my strategy is to propose to David Axelrod, the creation of an ,"Office of Cultural Deconstruction, which I would, be delighted to oversee

I'm sure this would thrill Axelrod, Valerie Jarrett, the President himself, and even Michelle, because completing "America's Fundamental Transformation" will be much easier if all vestiges of what used to be America are eliminated or replaced. I'm sure I could convince them I was the right man for the job. If nothing else I could always suggest that bronze statues of our Dear Leader be placed on every corner.That alone should convince them I'm serious.

Upon appointment, my office would immediately propose getting rid of the flag. I'd have Old Glory replaced by a simple flag of egg-shell white. This flag of surrender would help to convince the entire world that we mean them no harm. When the rest of the world realizes America no longer wishes to pursue it's own self-interest, the stage will be set to pursue "worldwide fairness".

Next,would be that offensive eagle which represents the United States. There are three much better symbols which could more accurately symbolize America. Perhaps the best would be the Pig. Yes ,the Pig.This works because America uses more than their fair share of the world's natural resources. The Pig symbol also brings to mind, the Bible verse Matthew 7:6 ...."neither cast ye your pearls before swine.lest they trample them under their feet and turn again to rend you", which makes sense since America has managed to thoughtlessly trample the pearls of liberty, capitalism, and, constitutional law, into the mud of complacency.

Of course there's always the ostrich, whose 'head in the sand' perfectly represents the manner by which America has monitored it's government for several decades. The last option would be the turkey, whom Benjamin Franklin once described as a "noble bird", only because he could never have imagined what it meant today. On the other hand, I might want to keep the eagle, because there's already one on the Mexican flag.

Uncle Sam would have to go. Replaced no doubt by a person of color. The problem is which color. Perhaps a black woman wearing an Indian sari with an LGBT "Rainbow" patch on the front. This could be accessorized by a sombrero, Buddha earrings, and a tomahawk. But that wouldn't work. We'd have to account for Uruguay, Paraguay, and Guam. Obviously we'd need some "group think" to make this happen. A Committee For Symbolic Equity could definitely aid with this vital decision.

As nothing has come to represent evil oppression to the world more than the American green-back, the dollar would also have to be replaced. The easiest way to do this would be the issuance of a mandatory World Bank EBT card. This would require virtually no-paperwork since all those in non-government positions would be paid equally, regardless of assigned duties and provided their opinions were not contrary to those of Dear Leader. But frankly, the Office of Cultural Destruction need not worry about the dollar. That deconstruction project started on Day 1 of the Obama Administration.

The best part of the "Czar gig" would be that I wouldn't have to do anything to take down the "Entertainment Culture", that's been self-deconstructing for years..Naturally, as Czar of Cultural Deconstruction I'd have to insist on having a staff of Deputy Czars of Cultural Deconstruction. I wonder if the Kardashians are available ??

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      Civil War Bob 5 years ago from Glenside, Pennsylvania

      Good hub, UH...voted up, useful, funny (at times), and interesting. One other suggested change, honor Old Dan Butterfield of Civil War fame and change the National Anthem to "Taps!" Enjoy your day!

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      JON EWALL 5 years ago from usa

      Ugly Honest

      ''If I Were An Obama Czar''

      There was 1 czar ( Van Jones ) that was exposed in the Obama administration who was a Marxist. President Obama supported the protesters marching on wall street and recently spoke of the protesters in Chicago at the Nato Meetings.

      C-Span ran a program where Van Jones was speaking to a group of activist. Van Jones is the organizer of '' occupy wallstreet'', the mainstream media didn't report anything about who was behind the occupy wallstreet movement. Recently it was reported that George Soros and his groups and the Unions are funding the groups in the different cities.

      America needs to wake up to the radicals in our country before it is too late

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      Ghost32 5 years ago

      And I thought I was a survivor! BRILLIANT!

      aAA

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      Ugly Honest 5 years ago from Within the New York/DC Megalopolis

      Civil War Bob I Wrestled with what to call the National Anthem ... "Taps" is perfect .. Thank You !!

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      Ugly Honest 5 years ago from Within the New York/DC Megalopolis

      Civil War Bob ... I wrestled with what to call the National Anthem ... "Taps" is perfect .. Thank You !!

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      Ugly Honest 5 years ago from Within the New York/DC Megalopolis

      Jon, Thanks for coming by ... From Your lips to GOD's ears !! THANKS AGAIN !!

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      Ugly Honest 5 years ago from Within the New York/DC Megalopolis

      But Ghost .. YOU are the ultimate survivor ... I'm just playing at it here ... Thanks a Ton for your encouragement !!

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      wba108@yahoo.com 5 years ago from upstate, NY

      I agree that another four years of Obama, will have long term lasting effects on this nation. When I talked with my neighbors,I found that most of them had voted for Obama, a man that I feel is gravely harming this nation.

      I hope that thier foolishness is temporary and that they'll come to thier senses and see that destructive path them they've enable to happen in America. I also have to take a hard look at myself and assess whether I've contributed to the mess this nation is in by my own moral failings.

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      Ugly Honest 5 years ago from Within the New York/DC Megalopolis

      wba108 Thank You for your comment .... I admire your introspection ... We're all to blame in one way or another ... Again Thank You !!!

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      JON EWALL 5 years ago from usa

      Ugly Honest

      '' He's still got big plans for America.''

      Today 6/14/12, President Obama on the campaign trail speaking in Cleveland, Ohio again BLAMED‘’ what he inherited when he took office’’ , President Bush and the Republicans for the state of the economy and the loss of jobs. Obama spoke of his NEW VISION which is more of the same as the last.

      After 3.5 years of the Obama administration ,it is regrettable that the main stream media and press does not report the true facts or expose the President for his inaccurate rendition of what really occurred prior to 2009.

      The fact is that in 2009 President Obama and a Super Majority Democrat Congress ( the House and the Senate ) were given 100% control of the government by the voters for his first 2 years.

      The fact that in Jan. 2007 the Democrats took MAJORITY control of Congress of which Senator Obama was sometimes present in the Senate meant that the Democrats controlled ALL legislation and the budget process. The Republicans basically were neutralized from any decisions made in Congress in 2007 and 2008.For the last 5.5 years, the Democrats have had 2/3s control of the government, can you believe that the Republicans are the blame? Note that the Republicans did not vote for Tarp or the failed Stimulus plan.

      So in retrospect President Obama inherited the work of his party, not the Republicans and President Bush as Obama continues to claim erroneously ( a lie?). The recession started in Dec 2007 and ended in June 2009.

      The question is ‘’ does the President deserve another 4 more years‘’? The Obama/ Media propaganda machine is in high gear, keeping many of the electorate in the dark

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      Ugly Honest 5 years ago from Within the New York/DC Megalopolis

      Jon Ewall ... Yes Sir ... Stop Making Sesnse ... You obviously have the ability to think and see the obvious ... something that has been steadily decreasing in the U.S. over the past 2 to 3 deccades (or longer) .... I'm very cautiously optimistic about 2012 .... not that Mitt Romney is my favorite guy .... but put him next to the other guy and it's like "Go Mitt" Should the outcome of 2012 go against us .... You're exactly right ... I have a feeling Barry would become an unrestrained tyrant perhaps over night ... But the damage done thus far and what he plans in just the next few months probably has or will alter our course forever .... Thank You So Much for weighing in ... Godspeed !!

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      JON EWALL 5 years ago from usa

      Ugly Honest

      ''an unrestrained tyrant'' THE LATEST

      6/15/12

      Obama suspends deportation for thousands of illegals

      The change is expected to impact roughly 800,000 illegal immigrants

      : http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/06/15/obama-a...

      Reporter Interrupts Obama During Statement on Immigration

      question was, “Mr. President, why do you favor foreign workers over Americans?”

      http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/15/r...

      5/26/10 catch and release

      Immigration Reform Being Addressed by Congress

      This bill is totally unacceptable and a majority of Americans will have a lot to say if this bill should pass.

      http://pamela99.hubpages.com/hub/congress-attempti...

      http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/06/15/obama-a...

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