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General McChrystal’s selfish behavior diverts Lord Obama’s attention from real mission; Securing the Olympics

Updated on October 6, 2009

Now we know the truth! The Emperor, in the middle of his critical mission to bring the Olympic Gold home to Chicago, allowed his attention to be diverted by something as insignificant as the Afghanistan War which resulted in Chicago’s loss of the Games. According to sources close to the administration, Gen McChrystal shocked and angered the Anointed One with the bluntness of a speech given in London last week. He was then summoned to appear before the Royal Court on board Air Force One on the tarmac in Copenhagen.

This temporary diversion is the only way to explain why this modern day Trinity, Barrack Hussein Obama Mmmm-Mmm-Mm, The Czarina Michelle My Bell Obama and Queen Oprah herself, could have possibly failed! It has been rumored Oprah even had the Olympic Committee pre set their Oprah decoder rings so they wouldn’t miss her secret message. So, thanks McChrystal your selfish concerns about this piddly little war cost us the Olympics!

General Jim Jones, National Security Advisor commented on McChrystal's public lobbying for more troops saying “Ideally, it's better for military advice to come up through the chain of command.” Hello, That’s all fine and dandy Jimmy boy but this current Premier couldn’t find the time to meet with his commander since appointing him some 70 plus days ago. What’s McChrystal to do, sit back and let Obama lose the war thus creating a safe haven for Alkeida and placing the entire western world at risk!

An unidentified adviser to the administration accused McChrystal of being naïve calling him an upstart. Continuing on he stated McChrystal just doesn't seem ready for Washington hard-ball and made a critical mistake by speaking his mind too plainly." What the Hell do they want? They charge this General with the job of Prosecuting this War then want him to sit silently by and wait for His Highness to find the time, between speeches to the World criticizing the U.S., to listen to his urgent request for badly needed resources. They contend they must consider his request in terms of “is this necessarily the best strategy?” The time to strategize isn’t 7 months into a campaign but before the campaign begins.

Those that are resisting McChrystal’s request for more troops; the coalition led by Vice President Joe (time to be patriotic and pay more taxes) Biden are urging His Highness from On High to switch to a strategy more reliant on drone missile strikes and Special Forces operations against al-Qaeda. This is the same failed strategy that led Harry “Benedict Arnold” Reid to proclaim on the senate floor that the War was Lost in Iraq, before Bush listened to his Commander General Petraeus and approved the Surge which led to victory in spite of Reid, Pelosi, Kerry, Kennedy and the other Jane Fonda types’ best efforts to sabotage the troops!

Gen McChrystal, who delivered a report on Afghanistan requested by the president on Aug 31, has repeatedly warned that "Waiting does not prolong a favorable outcome. This effort will not remain winnable indefinitely." When asked whether he would support the alternate strategy posed by Biden and the other Lefty Loons McChrystal said: "The short answer is: No."

Sources report Premier Obama will hold at least one more strategy session this week with his Obamatrons, but a decision on how far to follow Gen McChrystal's recommendation to send 40,000 more US troops will not be made for several weeks. The general has responded with a series of candid interviews as well as the speech. He told Newsweek time was of the essence saying; "You can't hope to contain the fire by letting just half the building burn." McChrystal has made no secret of his assessment; without the vast ground force needed the Afghan mission could end in failure and a return to power of the Taliban.


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      partisan patriot 

      8 years ago

      Thanks ricki-ticki-tavi

      History does have a way of repeating itself. Thumb out of his ass; that reminds me of a nursery rhyme:

      Little Barracki sips on his Sake wishing his problems away

      Along come s McChrystal waving his pistol

      So Barracki shoos him away!

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      8 years ago from Ohio

      Funny how this comes up again. 8 months later and General McChrystal is ousted because he voices some disdain for Obama. Perhaps he wouldn't have had to if Obama had gotten his thumb out of his ass and done something beneficial for the country, McChrystal, the Afghanistan mission and the Iraq mission.

      And the title of this made me laugh, sad as it is :)

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      Partisan Patriot 

      9 years ago

      Correct Pop but the Liberal Media continues to support whatever he does. Now they are calling for McChrystal to be Court Marshalled for treason!

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      9 years ago

      This is so appalling. While Obama drags his feet, our brave men and women are dying. Great hub..


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