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Getting Used to Knowing the Secrets of President Trump

Updated on April 7, 2019
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I was born in the south. I live in the south and will die in the south. This is only a small part of the memories I share.

President Trump and  First Lady, Ivana Trump.
President Trump and First Lady, Ivana Trump. | Source

say Hello to our 45th President:

Donald Trump our (current) President of our United States. He has a net worth is $3.1 billion, not million. Trump was not given to this great amount of money because he worked for every penny of it—mostly by his shrewd real estate deals and business dealings.

Trump has been married three times. Once by Melina, his current wife and First Lady of The United States, and his two former wives, Marla Maples and Ivana Trump. I do not know the net worth of two two “Ex’s,” but I can tell you that both should never strike a lick at a snake as long as the two may live.

I realize that my latter analogy of Maples and Ivana Trump may sound harsh, but that is just the way that I felt in my heart. And if the two former wives will get themselves a good financial adviser, stock market guru or sound bank to buy plenty of IRAs, T-Bills and other money-related things, they can make my sentence true.

One final word about Trump and his two former wives: frankly, I do not know whether or not that the courts awarded the two women an alimony allotment (monthly-basis) or given a lump sum of alimony scratch. Either way, the two should NEVER want for anything.

Now for a Look at Trump’s Children,

he and Melina have five smart and robust children. Their names are: Ivana; Donald, Jr.; Barron; Tiffany and Eric. As an average citizen you would think that all five are financially-set for life, but you would be incorrect. All five of Trump’s children have either been taught or being taught about the virtues and wisdom concerning finances and money. And if President Trump is any pattern-of-success, these children can walk into his shoes and always have scratch.

I know that you are “chomping at the bits” to know what President Trump’s hobbies are, and upon reading these things, you WILL NOT find a Walking Tour from Tupelo, Miss., to Little Rock, AZ., Searching for Caves; Learning how to be a Member of a NASCAR Crew Pit, but you WILL find these Donald Trump Interests: According to Vernoica St. Clair, Bachelor of Science Degree, Arizona University, 1997, most of President Trump’s hobbies are work related- like entrepreneurial work, marketing, and acting. The two that are not directly work related are golf, reading and writing… though even these three benefit his work. Many deals are struck on the golf course; many problems addressed; dignitaries apprised…so, even his hobbies directly or indirectly affect his work- usually in a positive way. President Trump is a workaholic, so he is never really not working.

(The above) is all that I could find. The remainder of the “Hobbies” that I read were of a vulgar and profane nature, and I will NOT publish any of those on HubPages. And for this I am NOT sorry. (Kenneth.)


President and Melina, are very patriotic.
President and Melina, are very patriotic. | Source

Lets Have Some Fun—by Showing You

five various things that Donald Trump WOULD do for fun:

1.) Sailing on Cape Hatteras which is a light is a lighthouse locatedon Hatteras Island in the Outer Banks in the town of Buxton, North Carolina and is part of the Cape Hatteras National Seashore.

2.) Buying and raising a pedigree horse that he might win at the next Kentucky Derby.

3.) Volunteer at PBS to be a puppeteer to entertain and educate children of all ages.

4.) Become a Weekend Manager at Vice MacMahon’s WWF. Trump’s fake name would be: “Devious Donald,” and crowds would go wild.

Five various things that Donald Trump WOULD NOT do for fun:

1.) Spend the weekend with Premiere Putin in Russia and teach him how to ice skate.

2.) Dress-up like the late Fred MacMurray (My Three Sons, CBS) and go into any convenience store and buy himself a soda.

3.) Appear in any Infommercial that is hawking any hot air product.

4,) Write a poem and donate it for any college who bids the highest and give the winning bid for charity.

5.) Work as a Head Football Coach for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and this is ONLY for one weekend game.

My only question is: could President be able to do any of the jobs that he could do?

You bet. He is not an old geezer.

And my last remark (here) is, “President Trump, if you are reading this (or any) or any of my HubWorks . . .keep in mind that I am only kidding. You are doing some bang-up job as President!”

April 7, 2019____________________________________________


© 2019 Kenneth Avery

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    • DWDavisRSL profile image

      DW Davis 

      8 months ago from Eastern NC

      You forgot to include a negative sign in front of the amount showing Trump's net worth. Or, if you prefer accounting notation, since he owes billions more than he owns, you could enclose the amount in parentheses. 8-) Also, it may be appropriate to show the total value of his debt in rubles considering who he owes the money to.8-0

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      Linda Rogers 

      8 months ago from Minnesota

      We need a little comedy with all the craziness in the political arena. Thank you for the lift my friend.

    • kenneth avery profile imageAUTHOR

      Kenneth Avery 

      8 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Liz . . .thanks for the sweet comment, but I have to admit that most of this hub was comical because here lately, I have been in a rut and got too serious with my hub activity.

      But there is a noted place for comedy on HubPages.

      Thank you for your Friendship and and Support.

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      Liz Westwood 

      8 months ago from UK

      I was under the impression that most of President Trump's children came from his marriage to Ivanka. Is that true? In the UK news about your president is a welcome diversion to our Brexit woes.

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