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Got Your Secret Ring Yet?

Updated on July 3, 2011

The Chang-O Prest-O Man

Fastest moving toy on the market this day is a ring. Catalog sales are brisk, the mailman is having to work overtime and the world will never be the same. When you place you order, if you can find them in stock, better order at least a dozen. Rumor has it that WalMart is on a ration like they continually are on the IPad too. Thass right folks, this is hotter than the hottest IPad Apple could ever conjure up. The bonus for your buck is that it's MAGIC! Kids are banging their heads against liberal living room walls and whining to Mommy and Daddy because they just have to have one.

Selling Like Hotcakes Near You!

Now word on the street is that this thing is better than the old "Captain Midnight Decoder Ring." Is that possible, you ask. Lets give the demo ring a test drive. Rub once and you'll hear:

You seeing this?

No? Okay lets regroup Obama Patrol and give it a second rub and the secret handshake this time for S & G's.

Uh Huh! What Happened To This?

Drats! Foiled again. FP, how much did you say this rip off was going to cost us? WOWSER! He doubled the debt in just the short time he's been in office. Okay, Obama Patrol these conservative types are pissing on our parade, not to mention tarnishing our rings, Give it a triple rub and three men in a tub. Wait! Is that politically correct? We got them this time!

Covered A Lot Of Lies Here Quickly

Alright Obama Patrol, we know now what we gotta do. Pull out those "Down Vote" pinkies and blast the truth here. How dare he post anything about our Savior Obama? How dare he! Listen! SSSHHHH... It's supposed to be a secret that the man wouldn't know the truth if it came up and bit him. We got em now on the four count. This ain't baseball you know? I know we got TFP lying with this next clip! Rub those rings like you were rubbing when you were a teenager.

His Legislation Makes Petunia Pig Blush!

This #%@&* has got to stop Obama Patrol. Before he was elected they couldn't pin anything on him because he never did anything. Now we're in a pickle. He hasn't been able to vote 'NOT PRESENT" now. But he hasn't been present much with all the golf and vacationing. Quiet! Lets do the hip bump, the rump bump and five rubs of the ring. That''ll do it.

Musta Missed It Huh?

Save A Horse, Ride A Frog! Where is this guy finding all these videos? You Tube? Take a memo to Whe Whine House Decoder Ranger #6. Have them tell the FCC to shut down the internet and I mean pronto. How were all these blatant lies captured on tape. Oboe Wan Obama has always been so careful in the past by having no record on anything. I know, I know. We had them buffaloed in the campaign by selling them the "hope and change" koolaid. What he has another one? YIKES!

Where do I sign George? Where do I sign?

Well, as we approach Independence Day my fellow Americans, take a hard look at the last 2 and 1/2 half years with the Liar-in-Chief at the helm. If he knew he couldnyt do any of those things, why did he open his big hot dog hole?

Take a rub-a-dub, two Prozac and call me in the morning Obama Patrol. My secretary will be in Tuesday morning to answer the phone.

Speed Lying 101. No Ring Needed///

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      patpottsy@yahoo.com 5 years ago

      That is to darn cut. I wish I could twitch my nose and have him go back to Chicago. LOL thanks for the many laughs.

      Have a wonderful 4th of July

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      Pat Potts 5 years ago

      Hi Frog. I meant to say to darn cute.

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      Stu From VT 5 years ago

      If this POS ever told the truth about anything, he'd spontaneously combust. Liar, lawbreaker, duty shirker, socialist, transnationalist, fiscal profligate, monetary profligate. Did I miss anything?

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      Pat Potts 5 years ago

      I think that pretty much sums it up. It all sounds good to me.

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      34th Bomb Group 5 years ago

      GREAT job, FP!!! One thing this idiot didn't count on was that we imbeciles know a bit about finding things on the Internet - just like HIM!!!

      He hasn't a clue. He got away with it once. Next time around I don't think anyone but his most ardent supporters (read-people who expect a no-show job for a $3,000,000,000 donation to his campaign)are gonna fall for his b.s.

      Remember - this is the guy who had NO PAST!! NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE! NO SCHOOL TRANSCRIPTS!! NO AMERICAN RELATIVES!! (plenty of Africans are claiming him, of course, but they don't have any proof either - but we let them stay here anyway 'cause they might be "persecuted" in wherever they came from.) How on EARTH did all these Americans allow themselves to be schnookered by this guy?

      The worst of it is if we ask ANY questions we're immediately labeled a "racist!" The new "N" word.

      I hope enough of them are angry, like we are, that they won't fall for his smoke and mirrors routine this time around. Skin color isn't everything, folks.

      Don't get me started on his worthless wife whose only accomplishment has been to run up ENORMOUS vacation bills on our dime. (and I can't get that image of her trotting across the Whine House lawn in her madras shorts.)

      Here's hoping...

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Stu - Yes you did miss one thing very crucial there. It becomes very clear every day now, especially. He suffers from a mental disorder known as Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). I wrote about it before and I wasn't on the light side when I did it. It's a serious disorder. When one thinks the only answer is their answer, Houston we have a problem.

      34th - The fashion world knows that madras, on a wide expansive rear end, isn't the rage.

      The Frog

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      Stu From VT 5 years ago

      Frog - YOU'RE RIGHT - I forgot egotist, narcissist, and psychotic. At least OFA won't give me a reprimand. :)

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      TheGroundsquirrel 5 years ago

      "There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity": Jackass the t.v. show

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Webmaster - That little link by your screen name takes me to an interesting spot. Thanks and good job so far.

      I didn't forget one, I couldn't go on and on because of space constraints.

      Happy 4th of July to all.

      The Frog

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      partisan patriot 5 years ago

      Froggy

      Great use of the cartoon but one thing, I remember the speeches but can't remember in which of our 57 states he gave them in!

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      TheGroundsquirrel 5 years ago

      If I remember correctly, high school was a long time ago, I think the fifty first state is confusion.

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      partisan patriot 5 years ago

      Correcto-mundo groundsquirrel; followed by Subterfuge, Obfuscation, Ambiguity, Prevarication, Redistribution and the final state which entered the union on November 2, 2008 Socialism!

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      Ghost32 5 years ago

      Heck, I likely couldn't handle the high tech end of the decoder ring even if I had the super-upgraded Platinum Preapproved version--since I STILL don't have a clue how to know if anybody, ever, hit the Up OR Down buttons on my Hubs! (Which makes it really easy not to care, by the way.)

      The look on Michelle's face in the "Honey. Stop that." cartoon is priceless.

      Remember in November 2012. (Less than six months till we get to drop the "2012", go back to just typing "Remember in November" again!!!"

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      quester.ltd 5 years ago

      yikes! I think I'm going to be sick I did not get my order in for the ring - :(

      voted up

      q

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      elizabeth 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      Frog, tell me the truth. You are manufacturing those rings yourself. Right? I want one, so make some more. Quick.

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Lizzee - I'm manufacturing them as fast as Obama spins his lies. It's wearing my butt out.

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      Stu From VT 5 years ago

      Hey Frog, do you have a reseller program? I want to sign up as an affiliate. :)

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Stu - No, actually what I seem to encounter is letters of complaint that this particular ring doesn't measure up to the Captain Midnight Decoder Rings we had when we were kids. Some of us have learned a lot since then, others continue to ignore the obvious.

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      Dave Mathews 5 years ago from NORTH YORK,ONTARIO,CANADA

      Everything in this world is replaceable. Rings wives stoves presidents husbands cares can all be replaced in an instant, except I say except Almighty God.

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      Stu From VT 5 years ago

      Frog, don't give up. With more R&D, you can achieve ISO 9000 standards in Magic Decoder Rings, get a JD Powers award, and be in business. You may even get the seal of approval from the Magic Decoder Ring Czar.

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Stu - Man that's all we need. Another ninny making more than a Congressman telling us how to use, or not use, our silver polish. Good Grief Charlie Brown.

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      Pollyannalana 5 years ago from US

      Don't worry they will be shooting one in us before you know it to keep up with what we are doing or to control us. I got a new scoop, will look to see if anyone else has covered it, if not you will be very very interested!

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Polly - Intrigue? Just let me know, you know how to get a hold of me.

      The Frog

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      Harvey Stelman 5 years ago from Illinois

      Froggy, Better than excellent! You've missed one thing, the man uses antonyms when he speaks. H

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      Stu From VT 5 years ago

      I'm intrigued too. Enquiring minds want to know. :)

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