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Updated on June 23, 2019

Harlotte Spins Breakfast and a Tale

Good Morning, Breakfastpoppers. Today is Sunday, June 23, 2019. Our creative friend, Spider Harlotte, is in the kitchen preparing breakfast and a fairy tale for our pleasure. Harlotte will be serving Homemade Cinnamon Rolls and French Lattes this morning. She will be entertaining us with a tale about the Trump Kingdom. Please join us as soon as you can. The rolls are warm and delicious and the story is unfolding.

The Castle


Trump Kingdom

Thank you so much for coming to the breakfast table this morning. The Kingdom is buzzing with excitement. The evil Dems have begun to circle the castle hoping to win the top spot in the party. The number of hopefuls is too big to measure. Everyone wants to take on the most successful president in history. Convincing the people of the Kingdom that their lives are pitiful under this King is going to be impossible. In all probability this spectacle will take on all the trappings of a circus. Let the games begin.


Send in the Clowns

Sir Bernie Sanders has kicked off his campaign. He is positively dizzy when he speaks about Medicare for all in the Kingdom. He envisions a time under his watch when healthcare will be available, free of charge, to citizens and non-citizens alike. Healthcare is a human right according to Bernie, and MS 13 gang members are human, too. Bernie doesn't realize that Medicare isn't free at all, in fact it goes up each year. Berne wants us to pay higher taxes so that the government can give us all healthcare, and we can thank the Kingdom for its largesse.

When the notion of Kingdom run healthcare comes to mind, visualize long waiting periods and inferior care. Just ask our Veterans how they fared under Kingdom control. Bernie lives in an alternate universe where illegals are wonderful, money grows on trees and capitalists are evil and in need of punishment. Perhaps a visit to Venezuela is in order. Venezuela isn't doing very well. Socialism has come to its inevitable outcome. Money is scarce, and Fido is beginning to look like a delicious Thanksgiving dinner. Perhaps Sir Bernie should offer his talents to the Venezuelans. After all, he believes he is the "last word" on doing Socialism right.


Biden Enters the Fun

Sir Joe Biden has entered the race for the Castle. He has donned his top hat and white gloves and he is ready to lie his way to the top. Sir Biden can't remember a single scandal occurring during the Obama administration. He is either in the early stages of dementia or he is counting on the stupidity of the electorate to believe him. I am quite sure that at least one of the Dems vying to be King will remind him. There is a place for Sir Biden in this Kingdom, but it isn't in the Castle. Former King Obama and his co-King Jarrett don't believe Sir Biden is King material either, and that is perhaps the most amusing thing of all. If Sir Barr handles his investigation correctly, Biden and Obama may end up in the same jail cell.


Destination Prison

The candidates are lining up ready to attack each other. How they plan on doing that will be something to behold. They all seem to agree that killing babies at birth is okay. They'll love the idea of open borders. They are blind to the catastrophe that is happening in real time at the border. They support sanctuary cities and think it is just fine to thumb their noses at the laws of the land. They believe in big government, miles of red tape and a Congress that spends days, weeks and years twiddling its thumbs. Biden and Bernie are just two of the shady characters trying to win the keys to the Kingdom. There are so many others out there but, in reality, they are all the same.

They lie like thieves. They trash America and still call themselves Americans. They don't understand the meaning of success. They are clueless when it comes to what the people of the Kingdom want, despite the fact that the people wanted Trump in the Castle. Once those that knowingly sought to unseat our leader are apprehended, charged and put away, a new dawn in the Kingdom will begin. We will be free of this batch of liars, and we will be more adept at spotting others who seek to harm us. We will have learned from our experience, something the Dems are incapable of doing.

It is going to be impossible to tell a contented electorate that they are not content. It is hard to run against success. Trump is doing a splendid job. Long live the King!

Harlotte's Song

Oh, what a tangled web we weave

When first we practice to deceive.

Sir Walter Scott


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