How's This For a Legal Assault Weapon Plan
Assault weapon Proposal for your further consideration
Here is an unique, sensible proposal for enthusiasts to own automatic assault type weapons and large capacity clips. Don't bust your banana guys, as this is only meant to stir the kettle. Your comments please.
Under this unique and far out proposal, guns of all types would be allowed. How’s that for a starter? Could it work?
Anyone who qualifies can own assault weapons and large capacity clips. Fully automatic weapons are ok as well. There are very few conditions attached. A background check, a training course and complete registration are required. But under this plan, all you gunners can now legally own all the advanced weaponry you so desire, limited to one each of any of the guns that fall into the category of assault weapons designed for military use. Think of it. Now you can play and shoot to your hearts desire. Bang bang, rat a tat tat all day, all night Mary Ann.
Isn’t that a big part of what you want? You can touch and feel your weapons to the point of orgasm and then shoot your rounds until you and your rounds are exhausted. Exciting?
Even the gun manufacturers might be in favor of the plan. They can sell more guns than ever and plenty of ammunition as well.
There are some catches as might be expected. Of course guys and gals, there have to be some. You just can’t be turned loose and be allowed to take your artillery home with you. No, Obama is not going to take your guns. It doesn’t work that way in this country. No matter what the NRA tells you. Here is a proposal to chew on ‘round the campfire.
Anyone who owns or buys an assault type weapon from an approved and authorized seller well regulated organization the second amendment refers to). You check and store your weaponry there at must join a Regulated Gun Club (RGC), which will qualify you as a member of a WELL REGULATED MILITIA as stated in the amendment. When you come to shoot, you will show your ID, check out your guns and head on over to the gun range or assembly rooms. You can shoot to your heart’s desire, clean and polish your firearms and when it’s time to leave, deposit them in the secure storage safe that is registered under your name.
You will not be able to take your babies home with you for the kids to play with, sorry. You don’t really want to hunt with an assault rifle anyway, do you? Most sportsmen don’t.. You have enough legal stuff under your pillow and on your gun rack. No one will be able to touch your guns but you.
Now here’s the interesting part. The Regulated Gun Club will be under the supervision of the National Guard of your State and an elected committee of NRA members and local officials.
As some may think, the downside of the proposal is you can not take your weapons out to use to overthrow our current or subsequent government. That is not what the USA is all about. In the event of an invasion or act of war involving a foreign government, the US Government can release stored weapons to members for the defense of the country.
So guys, how does that sound? I am curious to hear the objections to the plan.