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He’s the Dali Lamma

Updated on April 4, 2011

He’s the Dali Lamma

Sung to the tune of She’s About a Mover by Sir Douglas Quintet

Well he was ushered out the back door

Through the garbage out the gate

Yeah he was ushered out the back door

Through the garbage out the gate

Cause old Hu Jintao just showed up

Can’t see Dali it’d be a mistake, oh yeah

He’s the Dali Lamma, He’s the Dali Lamma

He’s the Dali Lamma, He’s the Dali Lamma

Well hey hey now what I say

He’s the Dali Lamma, He’s the Dali Lamma

Cause ole Hu Jintao just showed up

Gotta hide Dali fore it's too late

Well old Hu he told Barrackie

Thanks for the airplanes and the tanks

You know old Hu he told Barrackie

Thanks for the airplanes and the tanks

Gonna buy more with your money

Cause you kinow I own your banks

He’s the Dali Lamma, He’s the Dali Lamma

He’s the Dali Lamma, He’s the Dali Lamma

Well hey hey now what I say

He’s the Dali Lamma, He’s the Dali Lamma

Cause ole Hu he told Barrackie

By now you know I own your banks

When Barrackie broched the subject

Of old Hu’s repressive ways

When Barrackie broached the subject

Of old Hu’s repressive ways

Hu quickly told Barrackie

Drop it or you’ll rue the day

He’s the Dali Lamma, He’s the Dali Lamma

He’s the Dali Lamma, He’s the Dali Lamma

Well hey hey now what I say

He’s the Dali Lamma, He’s the Dali Lamma

Cause ole Hu he told Barrackie

Better shut up or rue the day

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      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      Thanks Bail Up

      I'm not talented enough to do as you ask but you have my permission to go for it; we'll split the revenue.

      If you liked this one check out my other three; the Obama Pokie; Net-an-ya-hu and finally North to Wisconsin!

    • Bail Up ! profile image

      Bail Up ! 

      7 years ago

      I had no idea you had musical talent. Choreograph a dance and post it to you tube. I think it'll do extremely well. Two thumbs up!

    • profile imageAUTHOR

      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      Thanks Froggy

      Can't be serious all the time; sometimes my musical side shines through!

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      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      Thanks Pop

      But the way this works is the music has to fit the verse; in the case of Do the Old Barrackie the verse came first but in the case of this one I was listening to Rush Bumper Music and he played She About a Mover and the Dali Lamma just fit the music.

      I'll try but I gotta hear a song that fits Netanyahu!

    • The Frog Prince profile image

      The Frog Prince 

      7 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Partisan - Nothing I like more than a ditty with a target. Good job.

      The Frog

    • breakfastpop profile image

      breakfastpop 

      7 years ago

      Well done, Patriot. Now do a ditty about Netanyahu! Up and funny and useful.

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