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Hollywood Hypocrisy and Haiti

Updated on January 31, 2010

OK, what I am about to blog here may upset some of you. I will be the first to admit, I view the world through a very rigid set of eyes. Once a person or an entity has become my enemy, everything they do becomes suspect and I cannot be convinced they are engaged in any activity for the right reasons. What the hell am I saying here; without further ado here goes.

Last night the elite of the planet assembled for the purported purpose of raising money for the people of Haiti. If I were you, I would ask the question; OK Patriot, if you despise these people so much what are you doing watching them? Good question and I shamelessly have to answer; I watched it with and for my wife. Even though Mrs. Patriot votes like all good Republicans there’s a side to her that watches every bit of garbage these left wing loonies produce including the View, Queen Oprah and Ellen Degenerate!

But back to my point, and I actually have one. First this collection of dunder headed Barbie and Ken Dolls never do anything unless it is about them. There was an assortment of 50 or more so called celebrities; why not all of them writing a check for $1,000,000 each and dispense with wasting our time. I’ll tell you why; they’re all Marxist Socialist and as you all know, Socialism is about spending other people’s money!

So the crown prince of Socialism, George Clooney descended from Mt. Olympus in order to orchestrate this charade. Behind the theater mask Tragedy, Clooney pled directly to the mortal peasants that inhabit this miserable planet that he and his fellow extraterrestrials voluntarily descended to for this long arduous two hour period. It must have been so very difficult for Apollo; ancient god of light, to conceal his divine light behind that mask as he begged the peasants out of their last few coins his mighty King had allowed them to keep.

And which fellow Socialist accompanied Apollo George down to this world of darkness; comrades Jack Nicholson and Ben Affleck for starters. They graciously agreed to man the phone bank so the peasants that called in could actually converse with their divine selves! And while the oafs and serfs waited for an audience with these divine oracles so that their last remaining schillings could be pried from their purses, their Majesties Madonna and Cheryl Crow; among a host of others, serenaded their uncouth ears with the nectar from the heavens that spewed forth from their Royal voices! And to conclude the festivities, none other than the Kings personal troubadour Bruce Springsteen sang the Marxist Revolutionary Anthem “We Shall Overcome”!

These were but a few of the accompanying angles that descended upon planet earth for this rare opportunity through which to display their incomparable talent while the adoring peasants groveled at their generosity; wait it was the peasant’s generosity that was on display, the visitors from Olympus were merely the conduits through which the donations flowed!

You say; come on Patriot, give them some credit for trying. To that I answer. Remember this crowd hated George Bush with every fiber in their glorious bodies and love King Hussein with equal veracity. Well my friends The Enemies of my Friend are my Enemies and the Friends of my Enemies are my Enemies!


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      greatAmerican 7 years ago

      I did not watch it, but wasn't something missing?

      It is hard for me to believe those clowns could put on

      that show without the head clown and his wife Michelle

      taking advantage of some Photo-Op!

      So where was our President and his teleprompter??

      Pennies from Paupers is nothing new for those who have

      much more than they need, our Government has been depending on the middle class for the past 75 years!

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      partisan patriot 7 years ago

      Amen Pop

      But they will never just write the check and shut up; unless of course they get hold of someone else’s checkbook!

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      breakfastpop 7 years ago

      Great hub, Patriot and I agree with you completely. I didn't watch the "show" because that is what it was. Just write a check and shut up and if you were really decent people , keep your celebrity out of it.

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      partisan patriot 7 years ago

      Thanks for the comment Pam; everything about these people disgust me; most of all their hypocrisy. They make their millions in a Capitalistic system which allows them to practice their so called art yet they never pass up an Opportunity to criticize it or support the Socialist.

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      partisan patriot 7 years ago


      Thanks for the visit; hope to see more of you around here.

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      eovery 7 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      Well, I am glad I did not partake of the socialism ceremonies observed last night. I like your point, of them spending other peoples money.

      Keep on hubbing!

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      Pamela Oglesby 7 years ago from United States

      Patriot, I guess you would be less frustrated if you just read a good book instead of watching. I used to watch but I don't bother anymore. I think they should give their money since they get paid the big bucks but I'm not interested in their lives. Most of them disgust me too.

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      partisan patriot 7 years ago

      Thanks Sheri

      I know I'm a bit of a hard ass but when it comes to the Hollywood Left; I have nothing good to say about them and question their motives in every endeavor!

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      SheriSapp 7 years ago from West Virginia


      I am sorry to say that, like your wife, I too partake of some of the hollyweird sludge. Not The View though--I can't stand those bitches (except Hassleback and they give her crap). I agree with the point of your hub. Think of the cost of putting on their "benefit"! If all those celebrities and athletes would donate just $500,000.00 it would have been quite a bit of help.

      Just an aside here, Jennifer Garner is originally from this area, and she and her commie hubby Ben are unfortunately in town seversl times a year. She was even PRESENT a few weeks back for our dem governor's state of the state address. The gov pissed off a bunch of folks by saying he would give a MILLION taxpayer dollars to some out-of-state kid's charity Garneer advocated. Folks pointed out we have IN-STATE groups that are already doing the same stuff, and why should one of them not gotten the money. The tv cameras of course panned to Garner's smiling and made-up face several times during the gov's speech!