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How to Combat ISIS Terrorists with Women’s Clothing and the Voluptuous Hypothesis

Updated on November 17, 2015
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What's Under that Burqa?

Who knows? It might be a man under there.


ISIS Fighters Running from a Fight Dressed as Women

It has been said that only a coward runs from a fight.

It has also been said that he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.

Some ISIS fighters have been caught fleeing the fight. They were dressed in women’s clothing. Somehow I think that kind of attire for a man conflicts with their belief system. A belief system that includes the following:

1) Female genital mutilation

2) Punishing rape victims

3) Honor killing

4) Strapping bombs to children

5) Enslaving women

6) Murdering homosexuals

7) Child marriage

ISIS supporters supposedly believe that if they die in battle they will get 72 virgins in heaven. If the “heavenly virgins” are actually bearded dudes in women’s clothing I know I would pass on it.

Further ISIS ideology has it that a male fighter cannot get his 72 virgins if he is killed in battle by a woman. I wonder what happens if he is killed in battle by a man dressed as a woman?

Invoke the Voluptuous Hypothesis!

I came across an amusing thought the other day. The thought is basically this: Given how ISIS treats women the most fitting punishment for them might be to become women and to get all that ill treatment they do so love to dole out.

The notion was packaged up in a manifesto called the Voluptuous Hypothesis. Part of the Voluptuous Hypothesis was that the terrorists, violent extremists and the like would become attractive women. Given the way the United States is changing these days I may find myself very much in the minority on this but I find nothing even vaguely attractive about a mustachioed, bearded dude in burqa. Or a dress or a hijab.

Nevertheless, for those who invoked the voluptuous hypothesis and prayed that violent evil men would become women, it would appear that in some measure you got your wish!

Dancing with the Demons

For the ISIS types who did not have the good sense to runaway I would suggest that we heavily arm all anti –ISIS women in the Middle East so they can send these blasphemous cult members to the hell they so richly deserve without the 72 virgins. Maybe they can meet up with bearded cross dressers from their own ranks in hell and entertain Satan by going on Dancing with the Demons or whatever they call awful reality television in the lower depths of the deepest hell.

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    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      3 years ago

      Peachpurple thank you for your kind remarks. Have a blessed day!

    • peachpurple profile image

      peachy 

      3 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      you are saying something that nobody dares, kudos to you!

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      3 years ago

      Giovanna, some say the best revenge is living well. And living well definitely includes laughing at our enemies. Especially when they are being absurd.

      But as you point out, we still need to fight the good fight to make sure the kind of nonsense ISIS peddles never sells here.

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      Giovanna 

      3 years ago from Perth UK

      This is indeed a terrible situation you write about - but putting that aside - you write so well that you made me laugh out loud - well done!

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      3 years ago

      Nadine, thanks for dropping by. You be blessed.

      There are many schools of thought on these matters. Some think ridicule is the best weapon against terrorists and tyrants.

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      Nadine May 

      3 years ago from Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

      Your hub is almost humorous the way you wrote it, but it is a real sad occurrence that these believes are still holding people in absolute darkness.

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      3 years ago

      Marlene thanks for dropping by. I thought it was interesting that these scary people ran away when they were facing children, women or unarmed men.

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      Marlene Bertrand 

      3 years ago from USA

      Right now, these are the scariest people in the world. Thanks for the light-heartedness displayed in your hypotheses.

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      3 years ago

      Hello Peggy. While I have no intention of donning a burqa some men in Afghanistan and Turkey have done so to show solidarity with women.

      I did think it was amusing to see ISIS men in drag running away from the war after all the things they have said and done concerning women

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      Peggy Woods 

      3 years ago from Houston, Texas

      I have a distinct feeling that if all the ISIS men suddenly became women they would think of women's rights a bit differently. More than just a bit! These folks are scary to say the least! Maybe everybody everywhere should wear a burqa and then no one would be able to tell anyone's identity or nationality or country of origin? Who then to fight against? What a problem! Voted this up and funny for this unique way of looking at this sad and scary situation.

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      3 years ago

      Nice of you to drop by FlourishAnyway. Have a blessed day.

    • FlourishAnyway profile image

      FlourishAnyway 

      3 years ago from USA

      This certainly is a hypothesis. An interesting read, poetryman6969.

    • Rachel L Alba profile image

      Rachel L Alba 

      3 years ago from Every Day Cooking and Baking

      Agree!

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      3 years ago

      Rachel it does seem some of the local folks like the Kurds are more than willing to take ISIS on. I think we should be prepared to arm the Kurds. To paraphrase a famous saying: We should be champions of freedom everyone but defenders only of our own.

    • Rachel L Alba profile image

      Rachel L Alba 

      3 years ago from Every Day Cooking and Baking

      Obviously neither our government nor other governments are doing anything. We just have to pray.

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