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How to Combat ISIS Terrorists with Women’s Clothing and the Voluptuous Hypothesis
What's Under that Burqa?
Who knows? It might be a man under there.
ISIS Fighters Running from a Fight Dressed as Women
It has been said that only a coward runs from a fight.
It has also been said that he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
Some ISIS fighters have been caught fleeing the fight. They were dressed in women’s clothing. Somehow I think that kind of attire for a man conflicts with their belief system. A belief system that includes the following:
1) Female genital mutilation
2) Punishing rape victims
3) Honor killing
4) Strapping bombs to children
5) Enslaving women
6) Murdering homosexuals
7) Child marriage
ISIS supporters supposedly believe that if they die in battle they will get 72 virgins in heaven. If the “heavenly virgins” are actually bearded dudes in women’s clothing I know I would pass on it.
Further ISIS ideology has it that a male fighter cannot get his 72 virgins if he is killed in battle by a woman. I wonder what happens if he is killed in battle by a man dressed as a woman?
Invoke the Voluptuous Hypothesis!
I came across an amusing thought the other day. The thought is basically this: Given how ISIS treats women the most fitting punishment for them might be to become women and to get all that ill treatment they do so love to dole out.
The notion was packaged up in a manifesto called the Voluptuous Hypothesis. Part of the Voluptuous Hypothesis was that the terrorists, violent extremists and the like would become attractive women. Given the way the United States is changing these days I may find myself very much in the minority on this but I find nothing even vaguely attractive about a mustachioed, bearded dude in burqa. Or a dress or a hijab.
Nevertheless, for those who invoked the voluptuous hypothesis and prayed that violent evil men would become women, it would appear that in some measure you got your wish!
Dancing with the Demons
For the ISIS types who did not have the good sense to runaway I would suggest that we heavily arm all anti –ISIS women in the Middle East so they can send these blasphemous cult members to the hell they so richly deserve without the 72 virgins. Maybe they can meet up with bearded cross dressers from their own ranks in hell and entertain Satan by going on Dancing with the Demons or whatever they call awful reality television in the lower depths of the deepest hell.