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How to Bake a Barrack

Updated on May 15, 2010

OK; Partisan Patriot isn’t about to become the Parmesan Patriot and start offering food tips but I proffered this as a reply to one of my fan’s blogs the other day and thought all of you might get a kick out of it. I don’t offer to share receipts because I don’t bake or cook for that matter but if I did I would offer you my how to bake a Barrack receipt.

Start with some dry dough from an African Country; say Kenya. In order to knead it to the proper consistency add 6 heaping tablespoons of hate America and anti-capitalism; both ingredients are readily available in the student centers at any of the leading universities of this country! These ingredients are free of course in that they have already been paid for by the American Tax Payer. Now the dry Kenyan dough is soft enough to knead!

Next stir in 20 plus lbs of Reverend Wright Sermons ground to a fine powder so as to remove any traces of White left behind by the aforementioned ingredients prior to placing the Barrack into the oven. After baking for a sufficient time in order to allow the Kenyan dough mixed with the liberal education combined with the Reverend Wright Sermons to rise to adult level the Barrack is now ready for the toping.

To make the toping stir in a cup of powdered Community Organizer blended thoroughly with a cup of powdered Bill Ayres, cup of powdered Saul Alinsky, mixed thoroughly with 4 cups of powdered Karl Marx; blend with your electric mixers on high until smooth as snake oil. Now the topping for your Barrack is ready for spreading!

Cover the Barrack with the smooth as snake oil icing and he’s ready to serve up to members of the main stream media. But I warn you to have plenty of towels on the floor because the sampling of this delicacy is likely to cause bodily fluids to flow profusely down their legs!

All the above mentioned ingredients can be obtained at a reduced price at the George Soros New World Order School of Baking!


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      partisdan patriot 7 years ago

      Sheri and Pamela

      Let's hope a Liberal Socialists Bakery doesn't figure out how to mass produce this recipe!

      Oh my God; they have; they're mass producing this recipe in the school systems throughout the country already today!

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      SheriSapp 7 years ago from West Virginia

      loved the recipe, but I agree that one Barrack is already one too many!!

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      Pamela Oglesby 7 years ago from United States

      Great recipe but I've already had enough to eat. Thanks.

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      partisan patriot 7 years ago

      You nailed it Ricky-Ticky-Tavi

      I got so amused as I was writing it in response to your latest hub I figured I would share it with everyone.

      But please never bake a Barrack yourself; one is way too many!

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      rkhyclak 7 years ago from Ohio

      Still love it! And I'm proud to be the one whose hub inspired such a recipe...I think haha. Well done Parmesan :-P

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      partisan patriot 7 years ago

      That's OK Pop; One of these is enough!

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      breakfastpop 7 years ago

      Great recipe. The ingredients seem a little exotic, but I'll try to get them!