If You Could Choose, What Would Your Last Words Be?
Seriously, No Jokes - Your Final Words, Your Family and Friends Will Hear This.
What Would Your Final Words Be?
Okay, it's your final breath - you have 5 seconds, purely conscious and coherent, with which to utter your last words. They WILL be recorded for all of eternity (or, at least until us human-folk finally blow this planet up real good). Everyone will see a video of you, your last breath, and hear your final utterance on this side of who-knows-what. Really, come on - nobodies died before, gone to some hereafter and come back. Well, religious deities excepted.
Okay, you get the idea. Your last words, what are they going to be? Will you wax poetic? Will you leave instructions for your family as to where your finances, insurance policies, etc. are? Will you say something you've been trained or educated to say? Or, would it be something fun, silly or just plain old weird? Make 'em think kind of stuff?
Here's a few of the more frequently uttered last words...
Missed it by that much.
Here I come, Edith.
Wall of water. what wall of water?
Hey, is the plane vibrating or is it just me?
Okay, your turn... leave a comment, let us know what your last words would be, had you the choice, time, and foreknowledge that they would be your last words, and that they would be recorded for all time, broadcast everywhere over the Internet, virally.
It's Time! We have A Recorder, You're Being Videotaped.
Some Exceptions Do Apply
Just like with the weekly sales at Wally World and Target This, Gel-E Bean and Crappy Tire, there are some exceptions that may apply.
You know, i always wonder what that 10th doctor or 10th dentist had to say about the products, procedures and pills being advertised and/or prescribed. Were they the only ones that refused to take the bribes being offered? were they the only honest and reliable doctors?
But I digress. I do that a lot. One time, at band camp, oh, sorry - never mind.
The basic rules:
You don't get to confess your sins.
You can't swear an allegiance.
You can't try to sell your soul.