If You Love Freedom, Do NOT Do These 10 Things During a President's Speech
YOUR TOWN IS RUNNING AMUCK -- with excitement. The President of The United States is due to make a speech at your local recreation center at noon. No wonder the citizens are running around like wild prairie chickens.
But this big event does not phase you in the least. You are a man with his own mind and you think your own thoughts and follow no one. Independent describes you best. No one. Absolutely no one influences your decisions. "So what if Obama is making a speech?" you blurt-out in arrogance as you read your daily newspaper announcing the news of Obama's arrival time.
YOU ARE SO USED TO -- doing what you want and saying what you will that out of spite, you are contemplating attending President Obama's speech and just do as you please. That will show the president and his staff what a stern American man you are. Why shouldn't you just do as you please? You are living in a free country.
"I have no desire to seek the Office of The President."
Thank you, Kenneth
BUT BEFORE YOU GO TO HEAR PRESIDENT OBAMA -- you should sit back down and read over these . . .
10 Things You Should NEVER DO During a Presidential Speech
STAND UP AND shake your fist at the President as many times as you please. You and all the people in this crowd are being watched very carefully by the Secret Service whose job it is to protect our President. And unless you are immune to fists to the face, headlocks, and being thrown to the ground, just sit still.
MOONING THE PRESIDENT -- is one action that only a complete fool would make. And this foolish act will indeed, get you thrown into jail and questioned for a few hours. Can you afford a lawyer?
THROWING ROCKS -- at the President will garner you a "double whammy." You will not only get beaten within an inch of your life, but get a few automatic weapons used on you. Have you forgotten how to be civil?
YELLING VULGAR AND PROFANE -- words and phrases to interrupt the President's speech will get you escorted out of the recreation center FREE. And possibly jailed.
WHIPPING OUT YOUR TRUSTY -- water pistol in full-view of the President, crowd and yes, those husky Secret Service men, needless to say will get you shot and your picture shown on the evening news--over and over until sign-off.
USING A BULL HORN -- that you sneaked by the authorities to say embarrassing things to our President will get not just the Secret Service, but the crowd on your butt as quickly as a hungry chicken attacking a worm.
PULLING OFF YOUR -- clothing and running around nude to embarrass Mr. Obama and the crowd will surely get you jailed for a number of weeks, plus you get a criminal record as a bonus prize. But the fun starts when you try to apply for a job. This one asinine incident will be brought-up by the person interviewing you and let's see what you say then.
CHARGING THE STAGE -- and shoving Mr. Obama aside so you can say stupid things about his speech to a stunned crowd will last about three seconds. When you are brought-up from the floor, you will be in handcuffs, arrested and taken to be given a full-interrogation. Yep. Looks like your craving to be imprisoned for years has been fulfilled.
USING FIREWORKS SUCH AS -- firecrackers will get you shot in a split-second. Think, "Mr. Do What I Want!" What does an exploding firecracker sound like? A gun, you idiot. Should I go any further?
STARTING A FIGHT -- with members of the crowd listening to our President speak is not only stupid, but out of the realm of sensibility. You are not a member of any group protesting a war or the shape of the economy. You are a blue collar worker with a job. You should be thankful to be working.
Oh, you should be out in about 10 years.