I’m Sorry so Sorry; Maybe he can get Brenda Lee to sing it!
America’s Apologist and Chief took to the podium at the Amalgamation of Hate America Countries and delivered his Apology Tour Part II speech. His opening line set the tone for the Great Mea Culpa as he proclaimed, “I took office at a time when many around the world had come to view America with skepticism and distrust; this was due to opposition to specific policies, and a belief that on certain critical issues, America has acted unilaterally, without regard for the interests of others.” Can you believe the President of the United States would stand before a gathering of thieves, murderers and thugs and say such a thing?
Continuing on he asks all present to look at his first day in office. The Supreme Being says, “I prohibited - without exception or equivocation - the use of torture by the United States of America. We were never guilty of torture. We never sawed the head off a screaming victim as he sat bound and blind folded in a concrete slaughter house in Iraq. We never fed people through giant industrial shredders. What the hell is he talking about, Water Boarding! Well O Great One, Water Boarding saved thousands maybe tens of thousands of lives!
The absurdity continued as he proclaimed I ordered the prison at Guantanamo Bay closed! That was a great accomplishment, he should be very proud. Now we have Chinese Uighur terrorist basking in the sun on Bermuda’s beaches thanks to Barrack Hussein’s brilliant decision to close Guantanamo. And as for the rest of the Terrorist still residing there, well give him time, he’ll surely find suitable accommodations for them as they await their return to the battlefield!
The Lefty Loon he is shone through with his next line, “I have outlined a comprehensive agenda to seek the goal of a world without nuclear weapons. This institution was founded at the dawn of the atomic age, in part because man's capacity to kill had to be contained. For decades, we averted disaster, even under the shadow of a super-power stand-off. But today, the threat of proliferation is growing in scope and complexity. If we fail to act, we will invite nuclear arms races in every region, and the prospect of wars and acts of terror on a scale that we can hardly imagine.” So, in order to contain the proliferation of Nuclear Arms we will lead the way by relinquishing our lone Super Power status and disarm. The only thing that ended the needless slaughter of World War II was the Atomic Bomb. Our ability and willingness to use it has been the only deterrent to the expansion of Socialist and Marxist regimes throughout the world. They are still out there and if we willingly give up the only deterrent keeping them in check then God help us; no not you Obama; you’re not God even though you think you are!
Next, the Middle East! The pontification continued as his Majesty said, “America has worked steadily and aggressively to advance the cause of two states - Israel and Palestine.” He then referred to a meeting with Prime Minister Netanyahu and President Abbas during which he encouraged greater freedom of movement for the Palestinians. Next he once again threw our most reliable ally in that region under the bus as he said, “America does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements.” He pushed for negotiations without preconditions that would result in an independent Palestinian state with contiguous territory that ends the occupation that began in 1967! That so called occupation was the result of capturing territory during the 1967 War during which Israel was attacked by Egypt and Jordan!
Any proclamation from on high would not be complete without a reference to the Holy Grail of Liberalism Climate Change. The Climatologist and Chief proclaimed “to confront climate change, we have invested 80 billion dollars in clean energy. We have substantially increased our fuel-efficiency standards. We have provided new incentives for conservation, launched an energy partnership across the Americas, and moved from a bystander to a leader in international climate negotiations.” What he failed to add was and all this has resulted in record unemployment levels not seen since the Jimmy Carter era! Continuingin his blame America First vein he accused America of dragging its feet on this issue saying “those wealthy nations that did so much to damage the environment in the 20th century must accept our obligation to lead.” He’s apparently not satisfied with a 10.5% unemployment rate, let’s drive this up even higher!
Reiterating his commitment to substantially reduce our strategic warheads and launchers, Obama vowed to move forward with ratification of the Test Ban Treaty! Well, that strategy is a resounding success when it comes to China, North Korea and Iran, wouldn’t you agree! Concluding with, “I am not naïve. I know this will be difficult. But all of us must decide whether we are serious about peace, or whether we only lend it lip-service.” Israel recognizes it takes more than lip service to deter Iran and is preparing to take matters into its own hands should they (Iran) not cease and desist with their relentless march towards acquiring a nuclear weapon; such is the plight this Pollyanna has left Israel with!
Finally the one that great Humanitarian Muammar Gaddafi, Kaddafi, Qadhafi, Gadhafi, Kadafi, Qaddafi (or however you choose to spell his name) calls his son issues his last apology of the day saying, “Wealthy nations must open their markets to more goods and extend a hand to those with less, that's why we will support honest police and independent judges; civil society and a vibrant private sector.” What the hell’s he saying, relinquish the purview of our economy to independent judges from other countries?
During his closing statement Premier Hussein Obama had the audacity to say, “Governments of the people and by the people are more likely to act in the broader interests of their own people rather than the narrow interest of those in power.” Has he not paid attention to what His People have been saying in response to his Health Care Proposal? As of today, 56% of Americans oppose His Health Care Reform proposal but yet he is determined to press on and literally shove it down our throats! Sounds like his government isn’t interested in serving the people’s interest but in serving the interest of his Oligarchy!