It’s 4pm Central Time America; Time to set your Oprah Decoder Rings for today’s Secret Message!
Just who is Oprah and how damaging is she? Well, some conservative estimates are that her support for Barrack Hussein Obama was worth well over 1,000,000 votes. That’s a considerable number of American Women that assuaged their guilt for their ancestors sin of slavery by voting for this derelict we now have as president. So again, who is Oprah and how did she gain such prominence in the entertainment world. She’s not particularly easy on the eyes; she’s not a talented performer, i.e. singer or dancer; she’s not even a comedian like former talk show tub Rosie O’Donnell, so why the success. Is she a relationship doctor like Dr. Phil; no; a financial genius like Steve Forbes, no; what then? The same reason American Women flock to Oprah each afternoon and hang on her every word is the same reason Barrack Hussein Obama is President; America has been convinced that it must pay for the sin of slavery, again and again and again ad infinitum. The debt will never be repaid; no amount will ever be enough!
To the average observer such as me, it is sickening every afternoon to watch Mrs. Patriot glued to the T.V. set hanging on Oprah’s every word as if they were pearls of wisdom given to humanity from the rare Aristotle Collection! And, when I tease Mrs. Patriot about this cult like allegiance she accuses me of being a racist. In other words, such as the case with King Hussein himself if you don’t support his lunatic left policies you’re a racists and Oprah through the use of her secret Decoder Ring Society has effectively implanted the subliminal message; if you don’t like Oprah it’s because you’re a racist!
So why am I raging against Oprah; the unchallenged queen of the talk show host? Simple, she used her star power to convince an adoring public to elect an unqualified, unabashed, Che Guevara wanna be, president of these former United States of America. And how was she rewarded for her allegiance; well for starters guess who hosted the White House Christmas television special this year? Yeah, you’re right; there’s old Oprah herself, gretting the Czar and Czarina with a kiss and a hug; hanging out with her pals chatting them up about whether they can really believe they get to live there. And following all the hugging and kissing Queen Oprah ask the Czar to rate his first year in the White House. Are you ready for this one; this Narcissist gave himself a B Plus. My god can you imagine a B Plus?
This my friends is why Queen Oprah is so dangerous; any serious journalist would have fallen to the floor belly laughing at such self aggrandizement; a B Plus! Thus the gig goes like this; Oprah is hosting the White House Christmas special; all of her adoring fans watch because Oprah is hosting. Most of Oprah’s worshipers aren’t particularly politically astute so now they hear His Majesty give himself a B Plus and Queen Oprah adoringly agrees! This my friends, is why Oprah is the most dangerous woman in America!
Every afternoon at 4pm central she disseminates her subliminal message through her Secret Society and her followers translate the message through the use of their decoder rings! Remember to drink your Ovaltine!