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It’s 4pm Central Time America; Time to set your Oprah Decoder Rings for today’s Secret Message!

Updated on February 17, 2010

Just who is Oprah and how damaging is she? Well, some conservative estimates are that her support for Barrack Hussein Obama was worth well over 1,000,000 votes. That’s a considerable number of American Women that assuaged their guilt for their ancestors sin of slavery by voting for this derelict we now have as president. So again, who is Oprah and how did she gain such prominence in the entertainment world. She’s not particularly easy on the eyes; she’s not a talented performer, i.e. singer or dancer; she’s not even a comedian like former talk show tub Rosie O’Donnell, so why the success. Is she a relationship doctor like Dr. Phil; no; a financial genius like Steve Forbes, no; what then? The same reason American Women flock to Oprah each afternoon and hang on her every word is the same reason Barrack Hussein Obama is President; America has been convinced that it must pay for the sin of slavery, again and again and again ad infinitum. The debt will never be repaid; no amount will ever be enough!

To the average observer such as me, it is sickening every afternoon to watch Mrs. Patriot glued to the T.V. set hanging on Oprah’s every word as if they were pearls of wisdom given to humanity from the rare Aristotle Collection! And, when I tease Mrs. Patriot about this cult like allegiance she accuses me of being a racist. In other words, such as the case with King Hussein himself if you don’t support his lunatic left policies you’re a racists and Oprah through the use of her secret Decoder Ring Society has effectively implanted the subliminal message; if you don’t like Oprah it’s because you’re a racist!

So why am I raging against Oprah; the unchallenged queen of the talk show host? Simple, she used her star power to convince an adoring public to elect an unqualified, unabashed, Che Guevara wanna be, president of these former United States of America. And how was she rewarded for her allegiance; well for starters guess who hosted the White House Christmas television special this year? Yeah, you’re right; there’s old Oprah herself, gretting the Czar and Czarina with a kiss and a hug; hanging out with her pals chatting them up about whether they can really believe they get to live there. And following all the hugging and kissing Queen Oprah ask the Czar to rate his first year in the White House. Are you ready for this one; this Narcissist gave himself a B Plus. My god can you imagine a B Plus?

This my friends is why Queen Oprah is so dangerous; any serious journalist would have fallen to the floor belly laughing at such self aggrandizement; a B Plus! Thus the gig goes like this; Oprah is hosting the White House Christmas special; all of her adoring fans watch because Oprah is hosting. Most of Oprah’s worshipers aren’t particularly politically astute so now they hear His Majesty give himself a B Plus and Queen Oprah adoringly agrees! This my friends, is why Oprah is the most dangerous woman in America!

Every afternoon at 4pm central she disseminates her subliminal message through her Secret Society and her followers translate the message through the use of their decoder rings! Remember to drink your Ovaltine!


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      partisan patriot 8 years ago


      Welcome; hope to see you back here. Iusually post about 3 blogs per week. As for Oprah, I truly believe she is the most dangerous woman in America!

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      Renee S 8 years ago from Virginia

      I used to love to watch her but when I started to see how "God-like" she became and how her word became Gold, I got turned off. It's amazing how one person can effect the outcome of an election.

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      partisan patriot 8 years ago


      Did she; janitors work but does that mean they are entitled to own the building?

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      partisan patriot 8 years ago


      Mrs. Patriot knows how I feel about the Queen; I can't get out of the room fast enough when she's on.

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      eovery 8 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      I have never watched, and I am glad she is ending her show. But like Sheri said, I have to respect because she worked for it.

      Keep on hubbing!

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      SheriSapp 8 years ago from West Virginia

      I used to respect her because she had worked to achieve the fame she has. Now, I kinda feel like SHE is the racist!! You better not let the Mrs. see this hub, or you might be sleeping on the couch!!!LOL

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      partisan patriot 8 years ago


      Laugh; not? Maybe puke; throw something; tear out my hair; poke out my eyes; but never laugh!

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      breakfastpop 8 years ago

      Dear Patriot,

      I have to admit, Oprah fell off my radar when she decided to turn political. I haven't watched her for a long but at one time her appeal was based on her ability to seem genuine and her down to earth personality, and in my view had not a fig to do with her race. Now I think she has lost it. She is touting the virtues of a socialist nation and I just want to laugh.

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      partisan patriot 8 years ago

      great American

      I understand my friend

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      greatAmerican 8 years ago


      No comment, I get enough of that "racist" just from telling people what I think about Obama!

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      partisan patriot 8 years ago


      The enemies of my enemies are my friends and the friends of my enemies are my enemies; Obama is definitely my enemy which makes his friend Oprah my enemy!

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      Pamela Oglesby 8 years ago from United States

      Patriot, I watched Oprah for years because she would have various stars on her show, she picked some good books for her book club, showed the latest styles. She lost me with her new age philosophies. She said she heard from the Old Testament that we had an angry God and she couldn't believe in that type of God. Talk about taking a scripture out of context! She has slowly pushed all this new age crap on her audience for the last few years. I quit watching her although I still think she has some entertainment shows. When she went public for Obama, I knew I mad the right decision for me.