Jury Duty Sucks
Jury duty is the worst thing ever thought up. I just got back from popping my jury duty cherry and that was the longest most tortuous boring 8 hours of my life (thank god I didn't get picked to stay longer). Not only is it a waste of time and super boring, you get paid a measly 5$. 5$?! You should get paid minimum hourly wage for every hour you waste of your life being there. So instead of getting a whopping 5$ check mailed to me I should get approximately 50$. I'm not kidding! I've never endured a more painful boring 8 hours in my life, besides the fact when you're really hungover its a lot worse! I haven't read a book in ages, and I read the entire "Assholes Finish First" by Tucker Max. Granted the book was hilarious and I'm glad I read it but I could have done much more productive things today; go to the gym, look for a decent summer job, get some household things done, relax. Anything would have been better than that torture! Not to mention I ran out of my aciphex (medicine for heartburn acid reflux) and I was burping up hot acid all day, no tums at my disposal, no medicine, no relief just pain and misery all day. I would have rather watched a WNBA dunk contest. Regardless, I don't even feel like I accomplished anything! I went there literally to sit for 8 hours with a bunch of strangers, I didn't even get to play a factor in any court cases! What the heck! At least give me moment to shine and make the world a better place. (I'm exaggerating the excitement of jury duty cases I know) Anyway, I'm so glad I don't have to do that wretched routine again for another three years, and hopefully next time when I call to report the night before my number is excused from attending. On a good note I got a 90$ rebate visa giftcard from my bausch and lomb contacts! So that's a plus! Anyway, I guess that's all I got, Jury duty sucks.
No that is not me in the video, and I didn't even watch the video yet, I just youtubed "Jury duty sucks" hopefully it came up with a decent rant and not some tool.