Lawyers and lawyers and American pomposity. Why not? I have earned my keep.
Sure an online web building contract performed in So. Korea
Outsourcing Lawyers what a hoot!
Did you know that a foreigner can get a great education in the Law of America and nowadays more importantly international standards.
The US is still comprised of over 50 "jurisdictions" of jurisprudence. That is crazy wild. Phoenix to Boston are entirely different laws, Throw in New York, Florida Texas and California and it is a mess. We got Costa Rica and Louisiana operating a whole set of different stuff more like Mexico and France than England and Norway. It is crazy out there.
A "licensed" lawyer who got your business on the net but practices in Missouri Kansas city instead of Kansas, Kansas city is not qualified to do your business in Nebraska just a whole bunch of corn fields away. Do a contract between your business in NC and one that you own in OK and you need two lawyers. Am I talking crazy here or what.
Sure --- go ahead and make someones day and enter into an online contract from Israel with goods coming out of NJ and being shipped to Colorado. Oh count the ways you can be charged by lawyers.
But them there firms do not work here, at least I do not think so.
You hire a pricey firm USA side and they give you a lawyer Hong Kong side. To fight the Chinese in court. Well this is who does the work:
""According to senior partners, most major Chinese firms pay their Beijing-based first-year associates monthly salaries ranging from 5,000 renminbi, or $823, to 10,000 renminbi, or $1,646. Dacheng Law Offices, China’s largest firm, falls in this category, along with other well-known firms, including Allbright Law Offices, JunZeJun Law Offices and Broad & Bright. There is also a group of top-tier firms such as King & Wood Mallesons, Jun He Law Office, Fangda Partners,Haiwen & Partners and Zhong Lun Law Firm that pay monthly salaries between RMB 11,000 ($1,811) and RMB 14,000 ($2,304).
Read more: http://www.americanlawyer.com/PubArticleAL.jsp?id=1202633147761&What_Chinese_Associates_Make#ixzz2ngdnJxNc "" nuff said it is outsourced.
Same for contracts with Walmart and Costco and even Wells Fargo Bank.
Now when they say "it will take legal a few days to review the contract" maybe you know what that means.
There are so many contracts done in Asia that they batch them up and send a million at mid night each day just like your banking deposits.
These two fellows have to get along.
Go ahead and imagine!!
Everybody here knows this stuff
TAC, TOS, FAQ, Policies, Procedures, Governing Law. No you do not know that stuff because you are not licensed to know that stuff. Did you know that if you own a non-public subchapter corporation and draw those up for you website or even just your blog, you could be a jurisdictional felon for practicing law without a license.
I love these folks around here that tell you "all you need to do to perfect a copyright is....". That is strictly prohibited for you to say such things unless you are licensed world wide = nobody.
You are all going straight to American and State Bar association hells. I am sure they have jurisdictions there also and in that prison an imposture who took money out of lawyers pockets would be like a child molester and cop rolled into one.
Internet is crazy but only because the system already was.
Do you own a Law license that covers the entire internet?
So the system is broken
Probably around 70% of all American Legislatures are Lawyers. Hard to say but I did read that about 700 were disbarred for various reasons. Vote for them if that is the tie breaker. Bar Associations are disgraceful. They wholly protect their own and by that we mean lawyers that work for the government and insurance type lawyers and throw in wall street types.
This man I know had a boss that had over 50 state bar complaints against him. The boss man shirked it off and trashed the bar. His name was Melvin Belli. And he had a competitor and his name was Bailey. They railed against established bulls*&%. And were such icons that they endured, yet embattled til a slow death.
I will take my justice here, amid volcanoes and wrath.
I know a man
He was good at what he did being a lawyer. In fact he was a young prodigy defending two capital murder charges by 25 years old. Not done and not heralded. Both defendants left prison on lessor charges alive and well.
Think of this: 50 jury trials in 3 years. Yes. That man got a notice in 1989 that had to do with court for one of his clients. That notice was computer generated and dealt with the freedom of a young woman. That man received over 200 computer generated notices regarding his clients in the next 3 months. (a man is threatened with even loss of life and his notices are computer generated???) That was that for that man. Law had been replaced by politicians, bean counters and computers.
Hire a man to defend you who is ordered around by a computer and I will show you a dead man walking.
Well it is fun to see Lawyer jobs getting exported and "farmed out" or "outsourced"
I mean the lawyers that run our legislature. It is fun to see their offspring eaten by outsource. This is one job I do not mind seeing going "overseas".
Completely sound legal advice
I am not licensed in your jurisdiction because to hold a license means they have jurisdiction over me and my wife and children. Well that is not going to happen. So call me a fraud, I can deal. But Someone else in silk stockings will not reveal this truth but one hundred percent I bet she is not licensed in your online jurisdiction.
Lawyers need to wake up and serve clients and not themselves and state bars.