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MY Three Dogs Are Republicans

Updated on May 6, 2016
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Mybillypilgrim was a chef for 15 years, has a degree in graphic arts, worked as a fishmonger, and is, in general as progressive as they get.

Fredo.... I know it was you

All dogs have personalities, and I have figured out that all three of my dogs are Republicans.

If you look at this photo, my dog Lola, the black one, top left, is clearly a Teabagger. She would bite your face off without thinking about it. She is very skiddish and doesn't trust anyone, especially strangers. She doesn't even trust me, though I have never raised a hand or ever treated her anywhere near cruel. She just doesn't like people. She judges people as she sees them; guilty until proven innocent. She is not looking at me in this photo on purpose, because being aloof is how she rolls, no matter how much time I spend trying to make her happy and accepted.

My dog Sandy, the blonde dog, top right, is establishment Republican, all the way. She was raised by an older couple who could no longer care for her, and she spends her entire existance playing the pampered, "I know what's mine" card, a-la Alex P. Keaton (Michael J. Fox in" Family Ties".) who worshiped Ronald Reagan. She wants nothing to do with the other riff-raff that we bring into the house. She is the only one looking at me because she knows who is really in charge, though she doesn't have the brains or the guts to show it to the other two dogs.

The puppy up front is Fredo, the new, fresh, Trumpian Republican dog. He doesn't have a clue, but he doesn't care because "Hey, Im a Puppy! EVERYBODY loves me!" and then he pees on your carpet. He is not looking at me because he knows he has it made, no matter what happens.

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    • Mel Carriere profile image

      Mel Carriere 15 months ago from San Diego California

      That was great. I love your 1% dogs, and I see Sandy and Lola have already graciously conceded defeat and gotten behind Trumpian Fredo for the upcoming campaign.

    • Austinstar profile image

      Austinstar 15 months ago from Somewhere in the universe

      Lola will definitely not be voting for Hillary, I take it? Maybe there is hope for Fredo. Sandy juast wants it all to be over, I'm sure.

      Smart dogs, dumb politics. Just feed them!