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Militant Milk Mustache Militia Manifesto

Updated on March 27, 2015

The Art of Ridicule

One of the problems with politics is that some folks don't really know how to make fun of other folks. For instance, there are people all around the world who don't care for Obama's Syria policy and some who don't even care for the seeming support of the Brotherhood in Egypt. Unfortunately, instead sticking with the facts of case,some folks wind up making racist jokes because that seems to be all they have in their political lexicon for ridiculing people different from themselves.

Milk Mustache Militia

Enter the Militant Milk Mustache. What is needed in the world is a rather more genteel way to make fun of politicians that does not refer to their race or gender or anything else they were merely born with. Ideally it should have all of the benefits of a snowball knocking off the top hat of a Rockefeller with none of the archaic overtones.

Milk is still consumed by much of the world and men of serious bent try to make certain that they never appear silly in public so referring to a politician has having a Militant Milk Mustache is a way of making fun of characteristic that is merely meant to be amusing and not racist.

Super Chicken

And then there is the old standby when it comes to war-hawks who were oh so scarce when it came their time fight but who are quick to pull the trigger when it comes time to put somebody else, anybody else in harms way. The only reason I don't use super chicken much any more is that I myself have grown weary of it. It's certainly a well deserved bit of political ridicule when it comes to those who were so critical of the military misadventures of others; but who seem to want to tie the national security of the United States to events which most of the Americans think have nothing to do with us.

Myopic Militant Milk Mustache Mania

Meanwhile, back the the alliteration....

The Militant Milk Mustache is a play on worlds as well. The alliterative phrase brings the word "milquetoast" to mind. Oh the proliferation of "m's" is mind boggling.

Barack Hussein Obama has in some of his policy pronouncements done any more damage when it comes to concept of credibility. Obama was asked if his credibility was on the line on the subject of Syria. Obama gave one of the most peculiar responses I have ever heard from any president. He said something like: The credibility of the solar system was on the line, the credibility of the planet was on the line, the credibility of the United Nations was on the line, the credibility of the American people was on the line, the credibility of the White House Janitor was on the line, but Barack Hussein Obama's credibility was never on the line.


Does he not understand the job? A president's credibility is on the line when he gets out of bed in the morning. The only time it is not on the line is when he is sleeping. Obama sounded like someone trying to dodge responsibility for his words and actions. He sounded more like President Bart Simpson or President Homer Simpson than the Commander in Chief of the Armed forces of the United States. Break out the Milk Mustache Manifesto!

Throw the Bums Out!

There is time honored practice of voting the rascals out of office but that usually takes awhile and we still need a way to figuratively throw tomatoes at politicians with out disfiguring civility. Might I suggest a Militant Milk Mustache for the this purpose.


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    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR


      3 years ago

      Peggy I think I prefer a yogurt mustache. It's healthier.

      Have a blessed day!

    • Peggy W profile image

      Peggy Woods 

      3 years ago from Houston, Texas

      I will never look at a milk mustache the same now. Haha! If people REALLY get militant...there just might be a run on milk! Once that is harder to find, would an ice cream or yogurt mustache work just as well?

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR


      4 years ago

      Cathi, I like your style!

    • Cathi Sutton profile image

      Cathi Sutton 

      4 years ago

      I like the militant milk mustache concept. Let's push it forward!

      Yes we will be labeled "haters", but we can take it on the chin and stand strong!

      Militant Milk Mustache Militants... UNITE!!!

    • profile image


      4 years ago


      "...The credibility of the solar system was on the line..."

      I think before he spoke an Urn Sat until Obama poured the coffee.



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