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Netanyahu time to send in the Mossad

Updated on April 8, 2011

After my last parody my friend and fellow hubber Breakfast Pop suggested I write a tune about Netanyahu so after thinking about it for awhile I figured the name Net-an-ya-hu fit the tune for Mark Lindsay’s Ar-i-zo-na I followed this with a little exercise in Jessee Jackson rhyming and came up with parody below! Besides, my serious hubs get me so worked up it takes hours to calm back down. After all how can any serious adult sit by and watch what this regime is doing to the country they love and not become outraged; but lest I digress. I’m calm again and so I give you Netanyahu time to send in the Mossad!

Barrack sat down with Netanyahu

It didn’t go so well

Said you gotta stop your West Bank building

Told Barrack to go to hell

Barrack believes you can hug em to submission

Just be nice they’ll come around

But old Ben knows the enemy’s he’s fighting

They keep blowing up his town-ounds-ounds

Net-an-ya-hooo time to send in the Mossad

Net-an-ya-hooo time to take out ach-may-din-a-shad ah aaad

Net-an-ya-hooo time to send in the Mossad

Net-an-ya-hooo time to take out ach -may-din-a-shad

While in Iran Barrack’s ignoring the big ole bomb they build

He’s a bowing to his Muslim buddies

All the while our troops they kill

Says their reactor is for power

Only want to light their homes

But Netanyahu he knows better

Ac-keee wants to blow up Al Shalom-om-om

Net-an-ya-hooo time to send in the Mossad

Net-an-ya-hooo time to take out ach-may-din-a-shad ah aaad

Net-an-ya-hooo time to send in the Mossad

Net-an-ya-hooo time to take out ach -may-din-a-shad

Barak believes Iran is peaceful

How can he be so naïve

Their centrifuges only spin for power

Ackee doesn’t want to deceive

Ben, he knows their sinister objective

Wanna blow him off the map

Hey Barrack you better wake up soon

They’re treating you like a sap-ap-ap

Net-an-ya-hooo time to send in the Mossad

Net-an-ya-hooo time to take out ach-may-din-a-shad ah aaad

Net-an-ya-hooo time to send in the Mossad

Net-an-ya-hooo time to take out ach -may-din-a-shad

 

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    • mslizzee profile image

      elizabeth 

      7 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      You just love saying Netanyahu :) Even better when you add the first name BiBi Netanyahu.

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      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      Thanks T4HOTA

      Hope to see you around here again!

    • T4HOTA profile image

      T4HOTA 

      7 years ago

      Haha, well done. Gave me a good chuckle.

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      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      Thanks Pamela

      Keep you dancing slippers out cause I've got more in store!

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      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      Thank you Poppy

      I found through this new medium I could still bash ole Barrackie Boo and his pals but I don't end up angry as hell in the end!

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      Partisan Patriot 

      7 years ago

      Mistro Frog

      I figured the name Net-an-ya-hu fit the tune for Mark Lindsay’s Ar-i-zo-a; it's in the prelude. Anyway my friend thanks for Hopping By!

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      The Frog Prince 

      7 years ago from Arlington, TX

      Pamela - What music do you propose to do accompany your outstanding lyrics.

      I'm just askin....

      The Frog

    • breakfastpop profile image

      breakfastpop 

      7 years ago

      Great work, Bravo, Bravo! I danced around the house while singing this. I feel great! Up and funny and awesome too!

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      7 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Patriot, I think this song says a lot and you did a great job with the words matching the tune. I definitely enjoyed this song. Great work! :-))

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