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Nobel Poo Prize

Updated on October 17, 2009

Anti-Bush or Anti- War on Terror or Anti-American? You too Might be nominated!

Go around bashing George Bush or the War on Terror and You could be the Next Nobel Poo Prize Winner!

So Mr. Obama, much to even his surprise, won the Nobel Poo - ahem - Peace Prize. I'm sorry folks, I knew this "prize" was just a big bag of poo when Al Gore won it but I'm getting ahead of myself here. Connect the dots with me if you will.

When President Jimmy Carter won in 2002 he was a rabid, outspoken President Bush basher. He also made many public statements decrying the Bush administration and the handling of the war on terror. Badda-boom-badda-bing - he gets a Nobel Poo Prize!

Next we have Al Gore - the Nobel Committee made noises that it was about his GREEN efforts and that fabulous movie he plagiarized parts of - but let's not get into that drivel. Al Gore was unabashedly against George Bush and an outspoken Bush hater and hater of how the Bush administration handled the war on terror. Badda-boom-badda-bing in 2007 ----- he too is a Nobel Poo Prize winner! Imagine that!

At least with Jimmy Carter this OBVIOUSLY political committee had something to go on with former President Carter - he really did do something - that didn't work - but at least he DID something for them to act as if they gave him the Prize for a meaningful purpose.

With Al Gore - at LEAST he was making our planet a "greener" and "better" place - but what this does for peace is beyond my imagination - making our planet greener - but let's just give them the benefit of the doubt.

Now - with Mr. Obama - when he was nominated it was Feburary 2009. Let me see...mmmm...mmmm...mmmm...that means Mr. Obama - at the time he was nominated had time to sign something that would make more tax payer money pay for abortions. He had done NOTHING ELSE other than make speeches. BUT by the time he was actually named as the WINNER - he had already gone around the world telling them how this country STANK until HE - THE Barak Hussein Obama took over...mmmmm...mmmmm...mmmm...

Yet this morning, when we all woke up weren't we all just DELIGHTFULLY surprised to find out - Mr. Obama WON the Nobel Poo Prize?

So let's see if we can connect the dots here - if you irrationally hate George Bush - you TOO could be a nominee! If you are anti-war and you're a public figure - your name is as good as in the hat for that ever coveted Nobel Poo-Poo-ca-ca Prize! Are we seeing the picture here now that we've connected the dots?

Can we say politically motivated piece of excrement offered to the anti-Bush-anti-war-anti-MORALS-anti-LIBERTY-anti-AMERICAN crowd?


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    • eovery profile image

      eovery 8 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      You proof by the three pictures that the Nobel Peace Prize in not really a prize but a political agenda.

      Keep on hubbing!

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      drcrischasse 8 years ago from NH/Foxboro

      Acorn led the voting for the Nobel Prize as they registered terrorists, ladies of the evening, and CBS news and stuffed the ballot box. :)

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      ReuVera 8 years ago from USA

      Since 1994, when Nobel Peace Prise was given to Yaser Arafat I am not expecting any sanity from this committee.

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      breakfastpop 8 years ago

      Magnificent display of deductive reasoning. Next in line for a POO, let's see...Nancy Pelosi. I think if you aggravate most of the people all of the time you are deserving of a POO.....