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North to Wisconsin

Updated on April 9, 2011

Hope I’m not boring you with this endless stream of parodies but it seems to be the best way for me to express my disgust with what’s going on and still hold onto my sanity. So I offer my version of the Wisconsin debacle in yet another parody sung to the tune of North to Alaska!

Old Trumka stormed Wisconsin

One dark and dismal day

With his band of thugs behind him

Made it plain they were there to stay

Shook his fist at old Scott Walker

Said let me make this plain

That you and all Wisconsin

Can’t wreck my Gravy Train

Way up North to Wisconsin

Way up North to Wisconsin

North to Wisconsin

Go north the battles on

Well Walker wasn’t backing down

He stood there brave and bold

Cause that’s why they elected him

To get things under control

Time to rein in the reckless spending

Stop the waste and the abuse

But this made Trumka mighty mad

Wanted Walker in a noose

Way up North to Wisconsin

Way up North to Wisconsin

North to Wisconsin

Go north the battles on

They decided they could win it all

By aiming for the Court Supreme

After all they had rigged elections before

In Minnesota they had done their thing

They managed to steal Franken's seat it’s easy if you try

Just register all the homeless and illegal’s you can buy

Way up North to Wisconsin

Way up North to Wisconsin

North to Wisconsin

Go north the battles on

Well Barrackie he called Trumka

Said do whatever it takes

You gotta get back those union dues

My re-election is at stake

Cause without those union dollars

I can’t finance my lies

And the people will see through me

As a Marxist in disguise

Way up North to Wisconsin

Way up North to Wisconsin

North to Wisconsin

Go north the battles on

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      James A Watkins 6 years ago from Chicago

      Awesome effort. The Democrats have stolen lots of elections. JFK for one instance. But you see if the truth is relative then there is no truth. So one man's stealing is another man's righteousness.

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      Partisan Patriot 6 years ago

      Thanks Pop

      The words come easy when you're "passionate" about your subject!

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      breakfastpop 6 years ago

      Oh my you should be the Poet Laureate. I am going to nominate you.

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      Partisan Patriot 6 years ago

      Thanks Pamela

      I found it doesn't make me as mad when I lay it out in verse!

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      Pamela Oglesby 6 years ago from United States

      You are getting very good at these lyrics. Rated up.