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O M G this week!

Updated on June 27, 2011
GET OUT OF THE WHEEL CHAIR AND HAND OVER THE DIAPER!
GET OUT OF THE WHEEL CHAIR AND HAND OVER THE DIAPER!
RUSSIAN WOMAN WAKES UP AT HER OWN FUNERAL
RUSSIAN WOMAN WAKES UP AT HER OWN FUNERAL
OBAMA AND KIDS AND DEEP FAT FRIED FOOD
OBAMA AND KIDS AND DEEP FAT FRIED FOOD
BLACK YOUTHS CHANT KILL ALL WHITES
BLACK YOUTHS CHANT KILL ALL WHITES
PROUD GAY AMERICANS
PROUD GAY AMERICANS
SHARIA COMPLIANT TO COME TO AMERICA
SHARIA COMPLIANT TO COME TO AMERICA
PROUD AMERICANS CELEBRATING MEXICO WIN
PROUD AMERICANS CELEBRATING MEXICO WIN
ONE MORE BIG STIMULUS, PLEASE.
ONE MORE BIG STIMULUS, PLEASE.


OMG, OMG, OMG

OMG NUMBER ONE:

Jean Weber’s mom is 95 years old and dying of leukemia and confined to a wheel chair. TSA agents took this dangerous looking woman aside at the airport last week and made her remove her diaper so they could do a thorough pat down.

OMG NUMBER TWO:

OOPS! A Russian womanFagilyu Mukhametzyanov recovered from death at her own funeral and when she realized she was at her own funeral in a coffin she screamed. Wouldn’t you? Anyway the shock of being at her own funeral killed her.

I don’t know if they then proceeded with the funeral, or what. I’m just speculating now. I mean the flowers and stuff were already there.

OMG NUMBER THREE:

The first lady, Michelle Obama whom we all look to for nutrition guidance and whom millions of school children are expected to emulate was in Botswana this week eating deep fried fat cakes and French fries with her kids.

OMG NUMBER FOUR:

Over the weekend hoards of black youths in Peoria, Ill, marched down the street surrounding cars and pedestrians and shouting “kill all white people. They stopped traffic and blocked drivers and pretty much scared the C--- out of whites and blacks alike.

OMG NUMBER FIVE:

Proud Americans celebrated jubilantly at New York gay pride parade last weekend, made especially significant this year due to legislation signed into law by Governor Cuomo giving these folks the legal right to marriage.

OMG NUMBER SIX:

In 2013 Qatari Diar Real Estate Investment Company will complete there $700 million shopping complex located six blocks from the White House. It will be SHARIA COMPLIANT in that nasty Americans selling booze, or nasty American banks will not be welcome. Islam does not believe in liquor or interest on loans.

OMG NUMBER SIX:

The Rose Bowl was packed last Saturday for the Soccer Championship game, USA VS Mexico. The majority of the US citizens wore green shirts and supported Mexico. WHAT! Sure American Latinos filled the stadium and cheered for Mexico and booed USA even when the National Anthem was played. They were extremely hostile to the host country and the country in which most of them live. During the award ceremony the emcee spoke entirely in Spanish.

I wonder what the post game atmosphere would have been had Mexico lost.

OMG NUMBER SEVEN:

Harry Reid and other democrat senators are seriously considering another huge spending spree in order to save the economy.

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah! seriously!


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      elizabeth 6 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      And dangerous Frog. When you start allowing shopping centers to ban a certain products and certain kinds of businesses, then that's trouble. When a certain segment of society think it's OK to march down the middle of the street and threaten to kill other citizens, that's dangerous. When the majority of Mexicans in our country support Mexico and demean Americans and their national anthem, that is dangerous. When certain citizens are allowed to walk naked in the street and performing sex acts in public, that's dangerous. When the government has the right to harrass, humiliate and demean old ladies in public, that's dangerous.

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      lizzee - Seems that just good old fashioned common sense and courtesy have hit the skids in this nation. Amazing and utterly sad.

      The Frog

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      elizabeth 6 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      Thank you b. I did a hub once on Obama eating ice cream and I had at least 7 pictures of him.

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      This had to be One of your Best OMG Hubs Mslizzee...You've really covered ground in this one. You should have had a Picture of Obama eating all kinds of Forbidden Foods while Michelle and Mother and Children are in Africa...eating Forbidden Foods!

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      elizabeth 6 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      Thank you Sheila. I couln't help myself as I read the news I kept saying OMG

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      sheila b. 6 years ago

      Great title and review of the week. OMG!

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      WillStarr 6 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      "I wonder what it is about gays that they feel the need to take off all their clothes everytime they hold a parade??"

      Because homosexuality is all about perverted sex and lots of it. When you see a 'gay pride' parade, you are seeing them exactly as they really are, undressed both physically and and morally. They are not who the left has painted them to be. They are out and out sexual perverts, and parents actually take their kids to see debauchery and sex on display, right on main street!

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      elizabeth 6 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      Thanks Will. We can count on you to say it like it is. THere were many,many more photos of the parade equally as prideful. Just another all American event. I wonder what it is about gays that they feel the need to take off all their clothes everytime they hold a parade??

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      WillStarr 6 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      That 'gay pride' pic is typical...it's pure, blatant, debauchery on main street, and we are too stupid, timid, and PC to put a stop to it!

      They are an undeniable group of sexual perverts, and they prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt in every one of their 'gay pride' parades.

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      elizabeth 6 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      I know old Pool. I can hardly write a serious hub anymore because the entire world seems like a big joke.

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      Old Poolman 6 years ago

      Lizzee, I must be getting really hardened in my old age. Absolutely nothing in your hub surprised me. I guess the world has just gotten so crazy we now expect the unexpected.

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      elizabeth 6 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      Herry Reid makes me nauseous.

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      breakfastpop 6 years ago

      Just a typical week in a country that is catapulting toward the edge. That TSA fiasco made me nauseous.

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