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Oh...the Agony!

Updated on August 24, 2014

By: Wayne Brown

The debate ends and Chris Matthews’ contorted face immediately fills up the television screen. The agony this man is suffering is something beyond a tingling in the legs. This is a man who has been shaken right down to his commie-colored underwear seams. He just cannot believe “The Savior” went out on to the field of battle only to fumble the football so badly and oh so many times. The look on Chris’ face lets the viewing audience know that he is truly feeling a bit “Waltonesque” fighting the urge fall down crying like John-Boy Walton discovering that his latest book manuscript has burned in the fire. His awareness that he has hooked his wagon to a self-proclaimed star which is burning itself out right before his media-biased eyes suddenly flashes a future reality that maybe Barack Obama will have some enduringly long effects on the career of Chris Matthews is rather unsettling. The thought keeps racing through his head, “Quick, Robin…to the Bat-Phones….We must alert the Commissioner at once !” Can the day be lost?

Al Gore stares into his shaving mirror adding yet another dab of Brill-Crème to his already drenched scalp and rakes the greasy hair straight back until he is more than satisfied that his “mad-scientist” look is firmly in place for the camera. Before stepping away from the mirror, he winks and reminds himself that he too is a Nobel Prize winner and Nobel Prize winners can wear their hair any way they desire. He slips on his suit-coat and brushes off the lint on one sleeve while carefully scanning all areas for any “hanging chads” which have gone unnoticed but will surely show up on the television cameras awaiting his arrival. Al watched the debate and smugly laughed knowing that, had he been in the President’s shoes, there could have been many angles from which to counter and distract Romney’s position. My God…who wants to talk about some stupid old economy when there is so much to be said for climate change and Cap N’ Trade. Much can be said for it in the Land of the Ignorant, where the “Half-Truth” man is King! Al smiles remembering his latest bank balance. Then it was back to reality and focus. It was time for Al to walk out on that television stage, face the cameras, and save Obama’s ass. It was time to look America square in the eye and relate the “Inconvenient Truth” of the matter…President Obama was suffering from oxygen deprivation. Only a Nobel Prize winner could pick up on that tiny detail.

Harry Reid looks at the television in disgust and flips no one in particular the bird. This action on his part has become his response to almost everything these days. Here he has been busting his hump over in the Senate fighting off the Obama critics and literally shutting down the legislative branch of the federal government and this is the thanks that he gets? Obama walks out on the stage, throws out a lie and then cannot find enough other lies to make it stick to Romney. What an amateur showing on the part of someone that Reid has hung his hat on….an action which may well cost Reid his lucrative Washington post in the near future. Yes, he had put every ounce of political muscle and energy into ramming Obama-Care down the throats of an unwilling America only to see this performance as a reassurance that the man he had mentored was not turning in a very convincing argument for “coming back to Washington”? Harry rubbed his eyes trying to erase mental images of the Obama Express making one last long leap off the track and plunging down the high walls of the Grand Canyon. It was not a pretty sight and in all likelihood, he, Harry Reid, had been on that train. Harry quickly began to wonder where the basis of discussion strayed away from the joy of electing the first black man to ever serve as President. Did that not matter to the American people? Why, that point should be the central focus of the campaign. Harry kept mumbling the question, “How, in these times, can America turn its back on a black man by tossing history aside and elect to make choices based on what is best for the country…how can that happen?”

Nancy Pelosi smiled and clapped her hands with satisfaction as the debate ended. The President had done so well! This surely cinched his re-election bid and just might open the door for her to have yet another run at that coveted Speaker’s seat. She would indeed get her 757 airplane back from that cry-baby, Boehner. Now that the President had shown that Mr. Romney just wanted a $5 trillion dollar tax cut for all his rich friends, the election should be in the bag. Of course, she was rich and no friend of Romney yet it would have been oh so nice to have shared in that tax cut…if there really indeed was one. Suddenly she felt torn between her own selfish existence and her perceived welfare of the country. Maybe, just maybe, she could get a look at that Romney Plan and see just how good that tax cut would be. She wondered if it would cover her off-shore investments in American Samoa….a tax break for tuna processors. Then, she quickly snapped back to reality remembering how President Obama continued to add people to the unemployment and welfare rolls. That could only stimulate the economy and a strong economy would make up for a tax break. All that fell right in line with her theory that anything that was sagging could be fixed with a big shot of Collagen. Oh thank ya, Jesus, thank ya, Jesus, she said over and over realizing how close she had come to considering a switch of party affiliation.

Michelle Obama touched up her makeup in the Powder Room back behind the debate stage. Barack had dropped yet another one short of the end-zone tonight. She was contemplating sending him to the penalty box,the Lincoln Bedroom, as punishment for looking like some kind of rank amateur community organizer in front of seventy-five million Americans. He was supposed to be the President…the Black Messiah….The Savior of Mankind….all those things, yet he had handled himself on the debate stage like an out-classed weight-lifter with a swollen prostate gland. God! How she hated amateurs and their stumbles. Was it not bad enough that Barack was surrounded with a bunch of dim bulbs that came up with all these ideas? Stupid ideas….like the one currently running with her face plastered all over it and proclaiming that folks should join Michelle to “Tell Barack… you’re in! ” Could it really say that? She cringed at the thought….just one more idiot piece of work. No wonder she held such distain for this mentally- handicapped country she was forced to call home. One thing she knew for sure, once back at the White House, someone is getting bitch-slapped!

John Boehner looked at the empty stage now on his television screen and thought back on the debate. Oh-My-God, Romney had handled himself well…watching his performance tonight was enough to bring tears of joy to his eyes at just the thought. Oh, but the poor, poor President, he must be devastated. Boehner began to tear up at the thought of how damaged the President must feel after such a poor outing on the public stage. A tear rolled down his cheek on both sides….one of joy for Romney and one of sadness for the President. Lord, he thought, I must get a hold of myself and regain my composure…what if a pack of reporters were to come knocking. Why they surely could not have him answering the door with red swollen eyes and tear-stained cheeks…not the man so close to the Presidency should unforeseen tragedy arise. No, he had to get it together. He checked his watch. It was past eleven o’clock…too late for reporters tonight. Ah to hell with it, he would just get his jammies on, get in bed, and have a good old John-Boy Walton cry. That would make everything all right until tomorrow.

President Barack Obama struggled up the steep stairwell to the entry of Air Force One, entered and immediately threw his tired frame into a recliner chair in the sitting area. David Axelrod sat close by quiet as a mouse. The President groaned to himself causing Axelrod to look his way, his greasy scalp reflecting the glow of the overhead lights through the thinning dyed hair that topped his head. “What is it Mr. President? ” He asked in a quiet voice. “What is it, hell? I can’t breathe in all this thin-ass air up here. I almost passed-out upon that stage from the lack of oxygen. Tell me how I am supposed to get my wits about me when I cannot get enough air, Axelrod? Hell, I’m the President over these 57 United States….I can have all the damn air I want….the EPA told me that! And to top it off, I was stupid enough to play that line you gave me on that $5 trillion dollar tax cut that Romney is not planning but we claim that he is. Well guess what genius? That claim of yours must have had super glue on it because it stuck all over my ass….never touched him with it! Oh and don’t you ever check your damn phone….I sent you three texts during the debate….nothing….I need answers….got nothing. I’m starting to look like a clown here, Axelrod, and I’m beginning to think that it might be your fault because you know as well as I do that it has to be someone’s fault ‘cause it damn sure ain’t mine….that’s a fact, brother! Axelrod looked confused then opened his mouth to attempt a reply to the President’s accusation only to be cut short by the man….”don’t waste your breathe, Axelrod, don’t waste your damn breathe.” Just get this damn airplane fired up and get me down off this hill….I need some air!”

Joe Biden has passed on watching the debate. He preferred to get his information from the mainstream media rather than to do any factual witnessing of the live event. Tonight he had elected instead to go out behind the White House and pitch pennies with some of his crony lobbyist friends who had bought into Joe’s action long ago. There was a lot of opportunity in pitching pennies with these guys but it had little to do with the pennies themselves. One of the lobbyist remarked, “Hey Joe, I caught a bit of the debate before heading over here. It looked as if Romney was mopping up the floor with Obama .” Joe tossed the penny in his hand and watched it bounce off the stone wall and into the dirt. Seeing the results, Joe immediately shouted, “I win” before scrambling over to pick up all six pennies. He then turned to the lobbyist who had made the remark and said, “Don’t you ever talk to me about things like that when I am pitching pennies…you will destroy my concentration! When I go out to play, brother, I go all out cause you see, I’m a winner…I know how to win. If the President is losing it is probably because he got bogged down in the facts. I learned a long time ago to stay away from those things. When I do encounter them, rather than act surprised, I just say something stupid and off point and the media gives me a guffaw credit. They’ve come to expect it from me you might say. I’ll say this….you can call me dumb if you want to but I I’m the one who has been hanging around up here in Washington for an entire career just guffawing my way right on through from one election to the next. That’s my strategy for the Vice-Presidential debate…just guffaw my way through it. Ol’Ryan…he’ll be up to his ass in facts for weeks. To hell with facts, they are too restrictive to work with. I have found that it is much easier to lie and hope that no one questions your point. If they do, just give a big grin, roll your eyes a round and cross ‘em, stick out your tongue and say, “I thought that was exactly what I said…if it’s not, it news to me!” Works every time! Now, get your butt over here and get in the game…baby needs a new pair of shoes!”

It was well beyond Big Bird’s normal bedtime as he paced the floors of his chicken coop long since giving up on the media banter taking place on the big screen television behind him. That Romney, he didn’t mince words. Right out of the box he tells Jim Lehrer that “he’s comin’ after Big Bird”. For years now, the Bird had experienced the comfort of a warm nest cozily provided for him at the expense of the Public Broadcasting. The federal government had been paying off like a hung-up slot machine since PBS had launched its efforts to provide programming to the public at no charge. Over four hundred million dollars a year in government assistance can keep a “Bird” pretty warm and well-fed, and at no expense to the Bird. But Romney wants to stir the pot…wants the Bird out on the street pedaling his wares like any product of commercial value. It was certainly an option but the Bird would incur additional overhead in the process which would cut into all those lucrative sideline profits which had been going right into the old bank account. Truth be known, “The Bird” was one of those wealthy types which the current President was looking to bust. But, the Bird, just like Warren Buffett, had found ways to appear innocuous in his wealth hiding behind his “child-loving” television persona. Who knew that the taxpayers were picking up the tab while “The Bird” got richer and richer and richer….and, without any real competition except maybe from that smuck, “Barney”? No, no, ,no…Romney has swung the door open now and in the ensuing debate, the facts would come out…The Bird would be exposed and it would be ugly. There was not time for sleep…this looked like an all-nighter that would require The Bird to boil up some of Dale Grubber’s Mellow Yellow to face it. When word hit the streets as to how much money the Bird had made while riding the public dole, the feathers would fly! Bird didn’t feel good…chills fever…could it be the onset of “Bird Flu”?

Joe America snapped off the power switch on his remote cutting the television screen to black. The debates had not gone as Joe had predicted before-hand. From all appearances Mitt Romney had just mopped the floor with some clown without make up. Apparently, the President never showed up. Could it have been Ronald McDonald or possibly that idiot who plays Jack with that round white Styrofoam head sporting eyes, a nose and lips? Then again, it could have been a mime…he didn’t say much and what he did say made very little sense. Regardless, whoever the dude was, Joe was sure that he had seen more floor tonight than a boxer with a glass chin. Joe smiled….that was the great thing about living in the good ol’ USA. It truly was like Forrest Gump’s proverbial box of chocolates…”one just never knew what you were going to get.” With that thought he snapped off the lamp and headed for bed. Joe was a working man and a taxpayer…he needed his rest. But truth be known, he really was anxious to move “forward” to tomorrow and find out more about that clown that Romney used to mop the stage.

©Copyright WBrown2012. All Rights Reserved.

9 October 2012


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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @Dim Flaxenwick...I think sometimes seeing the humorous side allows us to really grasps the seriousness of it all. Thanks much for the good words! ~WB

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      Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

      Awesome hub. Love your hunour, though the subject is serious.

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @ImKarn23....Humor is an outlet I use to vent my frustrations...when I just can't take it anymore. BTW...loved that comment about Bryll Creme! LOL! I subscribe to the adage, "Sometimes it is not the bus driver but the road". I think that is the case here...I just don't like the road that we have been on and will continue down with the incumbent. Thanks much! ~WB

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Isn't bryll creme bad for the ozone layer??

      I'm sorry, but, this entire election process and the sad excuses for Presidential possibilities is ALL 'An inconvenient truth'..

      i don't like either of em, and have no say in the matter, but being female...i'd probably be leaning in a direction you'd disapprove of!

      You're a riot, either way - and i adore how you get your points across!

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @tillsontitan...Over a few decades this country has gone from a population which was mainly centrist with radical fringes to one in which the radical fringe is now dominating the issues and the direction with the bulk of the people caught in the middle. Not too many decades ago, both Republicans and Democrats basically agreed on the things that were good for America...their differences were primarily rooted in how those things could be accomplished. One wanted it paid for up front and the other was willing to be more creative in the fiscal sense. Now we have candidates who have to run their every word by some group of handlers attempting to mimimize the law of diminishing returns and not alienate any sector of society in the process. Unfortunately that becomes utopian thinking as the hard choices do require one to stand by principles and values to actually lead as opposed to just "appearing to lead". Too much of the American vote has been bought and sold in the market place starting in our Congress on both sides of the aisle and extending right out to the people in the streets who are more than willing to trade their God-given rights for a safety net and security....not wonder there is so little objectivity and so much corruption within our government officials. The choices are difficult and almost relegated now to the lesser of the evils. For me, that extends beyond economics and jobs (two very important issues) and falls smackly on the question of what do we want for our democratic republic for the future. When I look at Obama's approach, I do not see a democratic republic in our future and that scares sound scare anyone who sees it. Instead, it is all packaged in a government-centered picture of utopia...something shiny....which too many Americans will trade anything for....just like the Indians trading away their land for some colored beads. Thanks much for the good comments....stop by any time! ~WB

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      Mary Craig 5 years ago from New York

      You know I don't always agree with everything you say but I have to say this was a hilarious read. You held many truths and we all seem to agree about Pelosi...having watched last night's debate I am still left scratching my head and looking forward to the next Presidential Candidate's debate. Like so many others I only want what's best for our country and middle class but am still not sure who can deliver what we need...truth is so elusive as to make it difficult to choose.

      Voted up, useful, and interesting.

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @Pamela Kinnaird W....Glad you had fun with it as well. After watching last night's debate...the fun never came. It was far more predictable with Crazy Uncle Joe doing exactly what I figured that he would. I loved the way he retorted when Ryan stated that "sometimes our words just don't come out right", and Joe grinned and said, "Yeah, but I always say what I mean!" In other words, all those those guffaws of his from the past are representative of what he actually thinks and believes.....very revealing! Thanks much! ~WB

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      Pamela Kinnaird W 5 years ago from Maui and Arizona

      I can see you had a lot of fun writing this. It was very fun to read. Voting up+.

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @The Frog Prince....Thanks much, Jim! Biden long ago be came the Washington "butt-boy" willing to tote the mud when no one else would. This guy is everything that is yesterday in Washington yet he still serves a purpose with his willingess to accomodate any request. If indeed the American people are being sold down the river, you can count on the fact that Biden is up on the block running the auction for those behind the scene. Like George Soros, he does not give a damn about anyone but himself and he can say that with a grin on his face. We truly face a dangerous pair at the polls incapable of running America but highly capable of contaminating an honest election process. Here's hoping that Ryan shines his shoes with him. ~WB

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      The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX

      You do comedy well too Wayne. Great satire and now you have the liberals scurrying off to beat their children and kiss the digs. I keep hearing how "smart" Joe Biden is? I keep asking when that happened but no one can seem to tell me. He's the guy who says he never really wanted a real job and that's why he has been in Congress for a coon's age.

      This should prove to be interesting tonight.

      The Frog

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @FitnezzJim...You know she represents the most liberal of California paired possibly by some of the southern Cal types in Barbara Boxxer's area. That Bay Area is chocked full of those 60's flower children who only had one-way bus fare when they headed out there. Get outside those areas and California turns red quickly. We have to remember this is a State that cannot get enough of Jerry Brown...that about sums it up. Thanks, Jim. ~WB

      @Angela Blair...Thanks much, Sis....we have to have some fun with it or spend all our time crying with John Bohner. LOL! ~WB

      @teaches12345...Amen! I would really like to see ol' Joe get bumfuzzled tonight. He'll be slinging the mud with both can count on that. Should be a memorable night of political one-liners or Joeisms! LOL! Thanks much! ~WB

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      Thanks for the update on the election happenings. Funny post on the seseme street video. I am looking forward to hearing the last of the debates. Get me some popcorn so I can enjoy the show!

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      Angela Blair 5 years ago from Central Texas

      This one is a home run for sure, Wayne -- and entertaining to boot. I particularly liked the parts about Pelosi (who I'd probably go to the mat fighting) and Al Gore -- for some reason I always associate him with pink Volkswagon bugs! Great read! Best/Sis

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      FitnezzJim 5 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

      Too funny, I sometimes wonder if Californians voted Pelosi into Congress just so they would get a break from having her be in California. For whatever reason, I carry the impression that California has no insane asylums.

      Sheesh, I shouldn't be picking on California like this.

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @drbj...I had hoped that a more lucid look at the situation might bring us all to our senses. If it does not....then it can only be Bush's fault! LOL! Thanks much, Doc. ~WB

      @breakfastpop...So glad you enjoyed it. It is sad and funny at the same time...such is truth. Thanks much, Poppy! ~WB

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      You knocked this one out of the park. I'm curious was Pelosi sitting in an insane asylum when she made these remarks? This is funny even though the situation is beyond belief. It's also awesome and voted that way.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      You got game, Wayne. This was hilariously terrific. But also sad because it is so true. But with Mitt's success during the first debate we now have HOPE that the leadership will CHANGE!

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @FitnezzJim...I was feeling strange when I wrote but I decide that it had to be made public! LOL! Thanks, Jim. ~WB

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      FitnezzJim 5 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

      Hilarious all the way through. I started laughing at the word 'flips', and then curiously enough began relating every paragraph back to a subtle non-use of the same word. It was strange, but hilarious.

      Poor Big Bird.

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @Deborah Brooks...I know. We face an uncertain future because those who look on America as evil and those who are in the "Free Government Cheese" line may overwhelm the American spirit. The November elections will undoubtedly seal America's fate. We will either turn toward our roots or march off into the abyss of socialism. Thanks much, Deborah! ~WB

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Wayne this is very funny.. and wow it is so true.. just like everyone has said..and it makes it scary.. I am so dishearted,..with the whole thing.

      bless you wayne


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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @Old Poolman...You know what they say, Mike...truth is far funnier than fiction. Sometimes the traits which people exhibit are dead giveaways as to how they react and what they say and think. Glad you enjoyed it. We should have some bigger laughs tomorrow night! Let's hope so. Thanks much! ~WB

      @fherj48...I laughed all the way through the writing knowing full well that the suggestion to put a cattle prod mechanism in Biden's pants was already under consideration. Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks! ~WB

      @caltex...Truth is stranger than fiction...and funnier at times as well. I think they'll have Biden "wired" tomorrow night but only in the "electrical jolt" sense of the word! Thanks much! ~WB

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      caltex 5 years ago

      This is hilarious, Wayne! Yet, a lot of it is true. In times like these, one thing we can rely on them on is some comic relief. Looking forward to see Joe guffaw his way through the debate tomorrow. Voted up and all!

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York I'm loving the mumblings of the POTUS on the aircraft.....I've already expressed my anticipation of the VP debate... Joe is going to have to be wired with a feed......or, perhaps they can dub a voice as he moves his lips? Ryan is young, yes, but self-assured and aggressive. Biden is "seasoned," so they say...but no one is confessing to what seasoning it is...Poor foot-in-the-mouth-Joe.

      I love this hub, Wayne. You never fail us!!!..UP+++

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      Old Poolman 5 years ago

      WB - If I didn't know better, I would think you were actually there seeing these reactions from the way you describe them. The VP debate should prove very interesting, and provide a great deal more fuel for the political fire that is burning in this country.

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @rcrumple...I had fun with it. This last week has conjured up a lot of images around that subject and Al Gore's explanation just could not go without explotation! LOL! Thanks much! ~WB

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Funny and scary because of the truth it presents all at once. I only live 20 miles from Danville, Ky, where the VP Debate is to be held. Would love to attend, but no way to get in. Looking forward to see what happens, and what excuses, take place at this one. Great job, my friend!

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @JON EWALL....Thanks for the links! I think Biden is going to have to bring an "A" game to stymie Ryan. One-liners and distractive comments can only deter from a discussion of the facts for so long. The question is whether or not America gets it. When Romney talks about reductions in marginal tax rate and restructuring the tax code, I don't think a lot of Americans get it nor do they understand how that brings in more money. Personally, I think it is the best immediate solution to our current woes but Romney has to sell it big time in the swing states if he is to get that voter shift that he needs to put the race away. ~WB

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @lrc7815....We don't disagree that much on PBS though I do feel that it leans more to the left than I would like to see for a taxpayer sponsored operation. I really do not believe that Romney has a real axe to grind there either other than to point out that when spending must be managed one has to look at all the avenues on to which money is flowing. One example is Bill Mohers...a millionaire many times over but he hangs under the umbrella of PBS rather than plying his work on the commercial channels. That would be fine if he was donating the time but obviously that is not the case. I expect the vice-presidential debates to get rather heated as I believe the mud is going to fly....we'll see. Thanks, Linda...I'm headed off for a nap! LOL! ~WB

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      JON EWALL 5 years ago from usa

      Wayne Brown

      There was a preview of the presidential debate.

      Paul Ryan , VP nominee previews first presidential debate 10/3/12

      Recent poll numbers and talks foreign policy and the economy


      I expect the VP Ryan will hold his own. Biden’s coach is Congressman Van Hollen, who has debated Ryan

      Ryan and Van Hollen Debate Medicare Proposals 6/3/11 '' THE TRUTH ''

      The SENATE has no budget, 1070 days

      The TRUE facts RYAN-VAN HOLLEN

      If the debate gets to foreign affairs, maybe Ryan will remind Biden that he wanted to divide Iraq into 3 sections.

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      You were certainly on a roll today sir. I'll concede that you and I agree on Nancy Pelosi and John Boehner's tan drives me batty. I can't leave a comment though without defending PBS. I enjoy PBS and am a supporter. I enjoy not having to suffer through all the commercials of network television, plus, I learn a lot from PBS without a flurry of profanity and exploitation of men or women. I have no problem with my government helping to fund a more educational and entertaining "arts" program. Get some rest, I know you're going to be full of yourself after the next debate.

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      Wayne Brown 5 years ago from Texas

      @SassySue1963....I wonder if Uncle Joe will give us even more to write about with a night of guffaws?? Thanks much! ~WB

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      SassySue1963 5 years ago

      Ah Biden/Ryan. I've got plenty of popcorn for this one. The entertainment value alone could boggle the mind!!! After how the first debate ended up between Romney and Obama, I've no doubt Biden will come out being...well, Biden. Should be good.