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Obama got run over by Sarah Palin

Updated on December 24, 2010

Disclaimer: This song is a parody of the Christmas classic, "Gramdma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"....and it is only a jooook.

As I was driving to work the other day the classic song about grandma came on the radio and as I was singing with the song, the Obama, Sarah Palin song came to my mind and I put together this little ditty. I know its silly, but it's fun to be silly once in a while..Merry Christmas

Obama got run over by Sarah Palin

On his way to his limo Christmas Eve

You may say that Sara is innocent

But as for me and the Democrats we believe

He’d been drinking whiskey at a function

And he was getting pretty loud

Slinging insults about the republicans

And how they do not want to help Americans out

He said they sabotage his ideas

And always want to see him fail

He let loose on everybody

And headed for the door looking rather pale

Sarah eyed him from across the ballroom

Where the Christmas party was lots of fun

She was packing heat under her pantsuit

But decided that her Hummer would get the job done

Obama got run over by Sarah Palin

On his way to his limo Christmas Eve

You may say that Sarah is innocent

But as for me and the Democrats we believe

When they found him as the sun rose

Laying face down in the snow

He had suspicious tire tracks on his body

And Sarah Palins boot print on his fro

Now the nation is in mourning

And Michelle is dressed in black

Maybe a few years of Joe Biden

And everyone will wish for George Bush back

(yes bring Bush back)

Now it's not Christmas without Obama

and we miss him oh so much

but none of this would have happened, if he hadn't turned out to be such a lush.

Obama got run over by Sarah Palin

On his way to his limo Christmas Eve

You may say that Sarah Palin is innocent

But as for me and the Democrats we believe

(Yes we believe)

The real song!!

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    moncrieff 6 years ago from New York, NY

    wow ladyjane1, a bit of spicy politics on Christmas Eve? I love it!! You should have a huge political Christmas show in Branson ;)

    Merry Christmas!!!

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    Martie Coetser 6 years ago from South Africa

    Lol! You’ve strengthen my curiosity about American politics. Have a merry Christmas!

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    amillar 6 years ago from Scotland, UK

    Merry Chucklemas.

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    H P Roychoudhury 6 years ago from Guwahati, India

    What a Christmas gift “Obama got run over by Sarah Palin? It would be interesting in the coming year to see the possibility of a Lady American President. A day might come when the world will see it is ‘She’ and not ‘He’ who would be the president of the most powerful nation of the world.

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    breakfastpop 6 years ago

    Christmas and politics, an interesting and funny mix. Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones.

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    A. F. Stewart 6 years ago

    A delighful little ditty.

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    FitnezzJim 6 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

    Thanks for the funny tune you can hummer to. Ah well, come 2012, it will not take a gun to vote him out.

    Merry Christmas.

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    moncrieff thanks for reading I don't know about the Branson gig but a little spice in politics never hurt, look what it did for Clinton....Cheers.

    Martie Im afraid many people have lost their faith in our political system but at least we can laugh about it. Cheers and Merry Christmas.

    amillar Merry Chucklmas to you too...Cheers.

    H P a woman in the most powerful position representing the most powerful nation on Earth..wow can you imagine such a world. Cheers.

    breakfastpop nice to see you and have a Merry Christmas!!!

    A.F.Stewart thank you and Merry Christmas.

    Fitnezzjim we shall see what happens in 2012...Merry Christmas and CHeers.

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    Martie Coetser 6 years ago from South Africa

    BTW, Lady Jane, if you want something to be done well, ask a woman to do it. Behind every man is a woman, and behind a woman is only her own (strong) shadow.

    One of my favorite jokes: What does a woman do when she sees her husband outside in the garden covered with blood and screaming 'help-help'?

    She does not panic. She aim at him and pull the triger again.

    Oh, and I’m sure Sarah Palin prays every morning: “Lord, today I ask again for only patience, because if you give me strength I will kill Obama.”

    Today (26 Dec) is Day of Goodwill in our country. My wish for all women is that they'll find many reasons why they should love their husbands today.

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    rose56 6 years ago

    Very clever ladyjane you come up with some funny stuff.

    I can only hope to be so clever some day. Good job.

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    daravuthz 6 years ago from Cambodia

    Merry Christmas to you and your family.

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    50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

    Lady Jane, I found good humor in this "ditty" and hope all will as well and for one day leave the anger on the shelf, 50

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    drbj and sherry 6 years ago from south Florida

    New song lyric for you, ladyjane -

    The Hummer did it well, the Hummer did it well, Hi Ho, we'll bury O, the Hummer did it well.

    Happy New Year to you and yours. :)

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Martie very funny commnts and a wish for all women to love their husbands is a mighty fine wish. Hope you have a wonderful new year. Cheers.

    rose56 thanks for the compliment and you are very clever because I have read all your hubs, cheers and happy new year.

    daravuthz thank you for reading and commenting. Merry Christmas to you as well. Thank you. Cheers.

    50Caliber you are right and this ditty was written in humor and not in anger, I just felt silly. Happy new year to you pal. Cheers.

    drbj that was great I love it. Maybe I will use it one day if you allow me too lol. Happy New Year to you and yours as well. Cheers.

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    Micky Dee 6 years ago

    Yo LadyJ! We ain't getting anything from these sidewinders! This is the United States of Lawyers and Lobbyists! Elect a lawyer - GET a lawyer! I love your song! God bless!

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    Wayne Brown 6 years ago from Texas

    A songwriter as well??? Wow, where are the limits of that talent? I liked it! LOL! WB

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Micky I believe you are right about that. Thanks for reading.

    Wayne Im no songwriter lol thanks for being so nice. CHeers!

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    prasetio30 6 years ago from malang-indonesia

    I really entertained with this song. I hope I can hear from you in person. Thank you very much. I give my vote to you.

    Love and peace!

    Prasetio:)

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Prasetio thanks for the vote and Im glad you enjoyed my little song. Cheers and Happy New Year.

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    Susan Mills 6 years ago from Indiana

    Voted up, funny, and, of course, shared.

    I would thank you for the laugh, as I totally loved this and did laugh; but my daughter was looking over my shoulder. This means I'm going to hear the chorus sung over, and over, and over.... so maybe I won't thank you after all! :)

    I can't wait to read more of your stuff. This was great!

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    CathyandDaveAdopt 6 years ago from The Med City

    by Dave,

    To quote Larry the Cable Guy, "Tha' there's funny, I don' care WHO ya are!"

    I think part of the campaign process along with debates and townhall meetings, there should be a celebrity deathmatch like that old claymation show on MTV. Nothin' says Presidential material like a folding chair to the forehead...

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    sueroy333 glad I could give you a chuckle, it was in the spirit of the holiday and it just came to me,I appreciate your comments and for the vote and sharing. Cheers.

    Dave you made my day and I am forever grateful that you liked my silly song. And I agree about the claymation deathmatch and I would love to see a president get a folding chair to the forehead. Even though I liked Bush I enjoyed watching him get a shoe to the head lol. I know Im a bad girl. Cheers to you.

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    Texasbeta 6 years ago

    Ladyjane - I strongly disagree with the point of the song, and think Palin is one of the biggest jokes in recent American history, but....holy cow, that picture of yours pretty much pacifies all of my arguments. Yes, I will yield for an incredibly pretty girl. I am not sure I can read your hubs anymore. Disregarding my principles and outspoken nature, I cannot argue with someone who looks like a hotter version Princess Grace.

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Texasbeta you cracked me up with your response. You shouldn't let a pretty face stifle your views and their aint no one hotter than Princess Grace!! lOl Thanks for your great comment it made my day....cheers.

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    geegee77 6 years ago from The Lone Star State!!

    That was really funny & cute:) ge

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Thanks sis I know it was silly but fun to write :) Cheers and love!

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    Anaya M. Baker 6 years ago from North Carolina

    Hee hee, that was great! Thanks for the laugh:)

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Anaya your welcome and thank you for the visit. Cheers.

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    sligobay 6 years ago from east of the equator

    Funny stuff ladyjane. Thanks for the laughter which I always appreciate. Cheers.

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Sligobay thanks for reading and commenting. Im glad I gave you a chuckle.

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    Mary Gaines 6 years ago from Oak Harbor on Whidbey Island, Washington

    This was hilarious....you are so talented....I love the humor in this one because lately politics has gotten really dirty....cheers sis.

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Ah lately?? I think its been dirty since the beginning of time aye? LOL. Anyway, thanks for reading...lOve ya sis.

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    CHRIS57 6 years ago

    During the election campaign McCain/Obama, a small German TV channel showed this as part of a satirical show.

    Both vids reflect on the respective intellectual capabilities

    Bush Pilot

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBo9K05qCLg

    Palin Pilot

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcwCqBuO790&fea...

    Mrs Palin really gets her share: voice control is low cost version, more space in the "Kopfpit" headpit/cockpit, international relations database was not installed due to high cost of Gulf war 2...

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Chris57 thanks for the info. Thanks for reading.

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    tom hellert 6 years ago from home

    LJ,

    Had a little to much Cristn\mas cheer a few months ago-Its good to write silly stuff- keeps you sane- unfortunately- i have been "gone" for a while either way no crime in lettin off steam-but hope you had a good holiday season- thanksgiving , christmas, new Years roshashana Chaunakah,winter solstice etc.

    TH

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    ladyjane1 6 years ago from Texas

    Tom hope you are well and yes sometimes its fun to be silly. Hope everything is okay with you and welcome back. cheers.

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