Obama’s Fruit-A-Ka-Boom Bomber Speech
Wow, what a revelation, King Hussein the First just called for coordination between the branches of the National Security Team, in today’s version of his speech of the day program, in order to enhance aviation security! Wait, wasn’t that the main finding of the 911 Commission those oh so many years ago. In fact the first 911 attack was the direct result of Obama’s Democratic predecessor Slick Willie and his head henchman Torch Torricelli’s dismantling of these same agencies during their attempt to replace Capitalism with Socialism Version One!
So, under Bush these problems were corrected; the agencies began communicating again; we were safe for 8 years and in the process captured Kalih Sheik Mohamed and other high ranking al-Qaeda desperadoes! Now in just one short year we are back to pre 911 status; what happened? Well, obviously those agencies were not dismantled. Even King Hussein wasn’t bold enough to do that, so, why the failure? The King said the shortcomings occurred in three ways. First, there was the lack of action in Yemen. Second there was a failure to connect the dots that would have revealed the attack on Christmas Day. And finally the culprit, The Fruit-A-Ka-Boom Bomber was not put on the “No Fly List”!
Well if the system in place is the same; the people operating the agencies that make up the system are the same then why the failure. The answer is simple; the people in charge are scared; scared to death. Dick Cheney has repeatedly attempted to warn us over the past few months despite numerous attempts by Obama’s acolytes in the State Controlled Media (Pravda) to shut him up! The persons in charge of the FBI, CIA, NSA and other related agencies are scared to death that they will become the targets of investigation by this “Rogue Government” rather than those they would apprehend in the performance of their duty. That’s what Sheik Hussein and his head Henchman Eric Holder have done; emasculated our intelligence agencies through Political Correctness!
So just what new steps is King Hussein the First taking? First he is adding more people to the No fly List! Wow that will solve the problem. The problem was not that this most recent nut-case wasn’t on the list; the fact was that our intelligent personnel were afraid to do their job. They were afraid to apprehend this Terrorist because this administration refuses to acknowledge Terrorist even exists. If they don’t exist, how could the various agents involved explain the need to apprehend him?
Next, the one sent from on high proclaimed that the Intelligence Community must investigate all leads, not most of the time, all of the time and pursue leads until plots are disrupted. Tell that to the four Navy Seals now facing Court Marshal! What happens if they capture a would be Terrorist. Better wear their mittens so as not to harm the little darling while they subdue him. Also, don’t forget to Mirandize him on the way to dinner which you must buy him in nothing less than a five star restaurant!
The next Pearl of Wisdom flowing from his divine mouth decreed that information would be distributed more quickly and widely. Well, that’s it, you intelligence guys are just too slow; Uuuuuhh gotta speed you up; Uuuuhhh increase your reaction time. One doesn’t move quickly when he or she is frozen in fear; fear of offending a Muslim extremist and damaging our Precious National Diversity Policy!
So Let it be Written, So Let it be Done, Ramses Hussein next pontificated that the process of how the intelligence is distributed, analyzed and integrated between agencies will be worldwide. Sure, bring in the entire world. Let’s start with Iran or maybe Cuba, how about Venezuela. Yeah, we’re on to something here let’s make Hugo Chavez National Security Coordination Czar!
So my friends, you can relax, all cause for worry has been magically and miraculously removed. Just one wave from his scepter and “poof it’s gone”. So buy your tickets, fasten your seat belts and up up and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Uh!-Oh!-What’s this; is he wearing Fruit-A-Ka-Booms? Oh No………………Ka-Boom!