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Quotes of a Master III

Updated on February 19, 2013

That is my 3 year old, he did that himself. Scary.

This is supposed to be my office.
This is supposed to be my office. | Source

I see so many very talented writers that are not so smart. But I also see real brainiacs that cannot write.

On the way down, each boulder is an obstacle. On the way up, each is a stepping stone.

A sister for a brother is more than a woman, she is a lesson.

I am really poorly adjusted, how about you?

I was breastfed by a nursemaid and not my mother, what is your excuse?

If you are truly growing older you lose the details, so that you can see the bigger picture.

Who is wiser? The man that gives the answer or the man that asks the question.

Two senses to have dulled are smell and hearing. We really do not need to smell everything or hear everything.

One time I suffered from a condition that did not bother me, it just bothered everyone else, I got treatment.

Taking a shower everyday is not good for anything, except your spouse. (take that to mean it either way)

This is weird; if you smile and laugh too much you are considered a fool. If you look serious and somewhat unhappy, you are considered smart.

Religion is to faith, what Government is to self governance.

Instant coffee, is rarely as good as percolated --- same for satisfaction.

When I was 5 even the family dog was older than me, at 55 it still feels the same way. In my forties I resented that. Now I bask in it.

Can you imagine the hearts my girl here broke.

A free spirit that took both of her Berekely degrees to be a nanny --- man is she happy!
A free spirit that took both of her Berekely degrees to be a nanny --- man is she happy! | Source

My "Quotes of a Master" are like cherries, every one has a pit.

Outdoor snow sport equipment has advanced so far, you can be in the snow and not feel it. Something tells me that is not necessarily good.

In the fifties and sixties school children actually fought for honor. I hear that now they complain about not having it. A little strange I think.

In the fifties and sixties school children were taught to hide under their desks in case of nuclear attack. That was weird!

Why is it so hard for some folks to understand that we do not put up our toys, because we are going to play with them again. They also make their bed every day, why?

Masturbation does not mean you love yourself, so why would sex with your partner be any different?

If 90% of people work inside all day, why the grumbling about rain?

My mom used to say: “Ice is ice and water is water”. That is so deep I still do not get it.

I am so poor I cannot pay attention.

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    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thanks Theres I have fun with them. Glad you do to

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      Theresa Ast 

      5 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Some proverbs, some funnies, some really deep stuff. I like them all. :)

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thank you Christopher, I think that is what I was looking for in this one. Your support and encouragement means a lot to me thank you.

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      Christopher Antony Meade 

      5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

      Quite a mix here Eric. It gives me a lot to think about.

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      You have to say more on this as I am perplexed

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thanks Bill, I believe it came Ice is water, like a rose is a rose with a wierd twist -- let me know if you wake up at 2am with an anwer.

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      Adrian Walker 

      5 years ago from Magnolia, AR

      Not as green as he is cabbage looking ;-/

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ice is ice and water is water. I'll be thinking about that the rest of the evening. LOL Beautiful children you have my friend.

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