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Republican's of the Jungle

Updated on May 24, 2010
Young (Curious) George W Bush
Young (Curious) George W Bush
George a bit older and deep in thought?
George a bit older and deep in thought?
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh
Little Georgie frolicking in the woods
Little Georgie frolicking in the woods
African wild dog Michael Steele
African wild dog Michael Steele
Republican wild dogs eating their young
Republican wild dogs eating their young
Wall Street testing the market
Wall Street testing the market
World banking plan.
World banking plan.
The Senate at work courting the banks.
The Senate at work courting the banks.
Rand Paul-kinda cute but sooo white!
Rand Paul-kinda cute but sooo white!
Another republican trying to find where his head goes
Another republican trying to find where his head goes

No animals were harmed for this hub< well, except for their dignity and for that I apologize. The following was found on the web to be passed around, so here it is. 1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ..... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... It creates a hostile work environment.
If you've found this hub humorous, I'm glad, if not you're probably part of what's killing this country. Get up, stand up, stand up for YOUR rights!! Peace!!

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      justom 6 years ago from 41042

      Hi Mimi, glad you liked it. We gotta' have fun! Peace!!

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      Mimi721wis 6 years ago

      Funny hub. Liked the comment about the constitution.

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      justom 6 years ago from 41042

      Hey Christopher, if you notice I did apologize for harming their dignity (the animals:-D) Thanks, glad you liked it (and for noticing that quote) Peace!! Tom

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      Christopher Price 6 years ago from Vermont, USA

      Wow! This was great, but I bet there will be recriminations from the Gorilla and Chimpanzee Coalitions...I know I'd be pissed if you denigrated me like that!

      Loved your Cow-Constitution-Commandments section. Why is it that truth and logic is so funny when stumbled upon in our world!?!

      And, to end with a couple lines from Bob Marley is a really nice touch.

      Stand Up---Write On!

      CP

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      justom 6 years ago from 41042

      Hey Todd, I wonder what happened to my Rand Paul photo. I'm gonna' have to fix that! Wake up man!!!

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      Wesman Todd Shaw 6 years ago from Kaufman, Texas

      LOL!

      I like that African Wild Dog, it's a relative closer to wolves and coyotes, from it's looks. Gotta drink Coffee now.. . .just got up.

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      justom 6 years ago from 41042

      My brother Micky Dee, the truth is all we have and it's distorted by the money grubbing pieces of crap that run the country. We've got to take it back! Peace!!

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      Micky Dee 6 years ago

      'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... It creates a hostile work environment.' I did the chicken dance, the cha-cha, the tango, and a couple of dances I couldn't spell - ALL over your buttons.YOU CALLED IT PERFECTLY!!! This injustice system has never worked and with lawyers at the helm - IT NEVER WILL! I love the truth!

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      justom 7 years ago from 41042

      Thanks nightwork, always good to hear from my neighbor from the north! Peace!! Tom

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      nightwork4 7 years ago from ontario. canada

      awesome hub. i love the ten commandments post, it is about as right as it gets. your thoughts about the government are too true and it is nice to see humor used to define your thoughts. salut

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      justom 7 years ago from 41042

      Thanks G, through my whole life I've tried to find things that we all have in common instead of the negative stuff that goes on today. All the bull in Washington gets nothing done. Peace!!

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      GNelson 7 years ago from Florida

      Great hub! And you are right, we need to elect people who can fix a problem and not just turn it into a political football. The common ground is that we are Americans first.

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      justom 7 years ago from 41042

      Thanks James it really is just about having fun.

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      James A Watkins 7 years ago from Chicago

      Very funny. Thanks.

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      justom 7 years ago from 41042

      Thanks Chris Eddy, I'm glad to see someone on hub pages has a sense of humor. I was beginning to wonder?!

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      Chris Eddy111 7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Hahaha, good for you. Nice pics especially the one of an older bush.

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      justom 7 years ago from 41042

      Joni Joni Joni, Why are so many women so right wing these days? We all need to get off that silliness and start trying to figure out how to fix this country. I'm farther left than the left coast, but some of my best friends are republicans. There's got to be common ground. Peace!!

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      Joni Douglas 7 years ago

      Change it to Progressives and it's hilarious.

      It's the left who are insisting that the 10 commandments get taken down, not Republicans.

      It's the left who are stepping all over the Constitution these days. In fact, a Democratic Congressman just stated that they don't worry about the Constitution so much anymore.