FLY THE FLAG . . .it's GAY month
Hey, y’all, it’s June and that means it’s Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. Cause. . . . Obama said so by Presidential proclamation!
They are flying the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender flag on the Federal Reserve Bank building in Richmond and it’s real pretty. They are flying it under our stars and stripes, Old Glory. At least they gave Old Glory top position. Hmmm.
I think we should fly a heterosexual flag under the gay flag. Everyone should be represented on that pole.
I would be happy to contribute my time and talent to design a flag. I was thinking of a phallus shape.
That’s it, a giant phallus flying under the gay flag. Hey, I can’t help it I’ve always been creative and full of these kinds of great ideas.
Then under that phallus we should fly a flag that looks like a condom. Don’t I have cool ideas? The condom shaped flag could be structured much like a real condom and catch the breezes like a kite or a windsock. I cannot even believe how progressive this would be and tolerant and all inclusive and politically correct, blah, blah, blah.
If lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender folks can have a flag, why can’t we, the others so to speak?
Good Idea? OK! ALL RIGHT. I knew you’d love the idea.
What color should our phallus shaped flag be? The Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender flag is striped, a Rainbow, the complete spectrum. It’s beautiful.
We could make it black and put a star and crescent on it and that way we could include all Islam and that would be really, really inclusive and progressive. Ya think? Would Muslims approve of that? Would they want the sign of Islam flying under the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender flag on a phallas?
Hmm, maybe not. Well, not all my ideas are that cool. I probably need some input.
But don't scoff, I'm being inclusive. Sooner or later our weak politicians will allow the flag representing Sharia law to fly over the White House. You know I'm right. We have Mexican flags flying over our schools in the Southwest, why not everyone else's flags?
This is America ain't it?