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Sacky - I am A Liberal Woman

Updated on May 15, 2013


Terry: Well Sacky it has been awhile since we talked!

Sacky: Not much has changed. The GOP remains full of of dim witted and mean spirited idiots. I was glad to have a break. That Rush Limbaugh is a real pig!

Terry: What did Rush do now?

Sacky: He is selling his story that Anthony Wiener’s behavior is the result of LIBERAL women! I am a liberal woman and I resent that!

Terry: I heard a little about that. He claims that LIBERAL women emasculate men.

Sacky: Yep, he claims we neuter them to the point that to prove their manhood, they are compelled to email disgusting photos of their genitals to unsuspecting citizens! How crazy is that FAT PIG! Oh he was flapping his arms about as he bellowed and snorted this ridiculous concept! This from a man that is a multi-millionaire! Rush is a sorry commentary on American Intelligence. Is anybody listening?

Sacky: Then Eric Cantor walks out on the talks about the debt ceiling. The Republicans claim to be very concerned about the national debt, but do not try to talk about raising taxes on the Billionaires! Oh no! Eric and his buddies will not talk about raising revenue! Oil Subsidies are just dandy and Tax rebates to Corporations are candy. It is Medicare that is the culprit according to those fools. They want fix the problem on the backs of the old , the young, the working poor, and what is left of the middle class.

Terry: Giving old people vouchers and telling them to go buy health insurance is crazy talk. What insurance companies are going to want to cover seniors? The good news is Bernie Sanders is leading the fight for seniors!

Sacky: . I would share my kibble with Bernie anytime!

Terry: Sacky, I am sure he loves you!

Sacky: (blushing)

Terry: There was a show on the Science Channel predicting what this world will be like in 2100. The postulate was that we continue on the path of doing nothing about climate change or alternative energy and population control.

Sacky: In other words we follow the wishes of the GOP?

Terry: Basically. It assumed we marched on as the Republicans want. I hope many people saw it! By 2100 the Earth can no longer support the burden of the uncontrolled population. There is famine and starvation, there is little if any available energy, people are dying in the millions of disease. Not a pretty picture!

Sacky: Republicans only believe in the science where they pay to get the results they want. Rush mocks anyone that believe in manmade climate change.

Terry: We should tell our friends we have been very busy on the Farm. We have potatoes, tomatoes, peppers, and corn in our Organic Garden. We mowed our 36 acres and string trimmed the fence line. We did a lot of other things as well. But we are going to take a little time to get online. It has been a month or so.

Sacky: I missed our talks.

Terry: Remind people how you got your name.

Sacky: I led you on our trip to the Northwest along the Lewis and Clark Trail. You named me Sacajawea! Eventually it became Sacky. Now kiss my Belly!


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    • cathylynn99 profile image

      cathylynn99 

      2 years ago from northeastern US

      cool

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      Terry Hirneisen 

      2 years ago

      Sacky is thinking of making her views on the 2016 GOP circus known

    • cathylynn99 profile image

      cathylynn99 

      2 years ago from northeastern US

      how are you and sacky?

    • Terry.Hirneisen profile imageAUTHOR

      Terry.Hirneisen 

      6 years ago from Shenandoah Valley

      iantoPF,

      Love to have intelligent folks come by and share their views. Hope you read every SACKY

    • Terry.Hirneisen profile imageAUTHOR

      Terry.Hirneisen 

      6 years ago from Shenandoah Valley

      iantoPF,

      I must read more of your HUBS. I know you will love SACKY!! Thanks for your views.

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      Peter Freeman 

      6 years ago from Pen-Bre, Cymru/Wales

      This is the first hub of yours I've read. This is really good stuff. I'm looking forward to reading more.

      Incidentally, when I first came to America, about 22 years ago I thought Rush was a Democrat comedian. You know how a comedian will take a point of view then stretch it to ridiculousness to get you to vote the other way? i thought that was what he was doing. You could have blown me over when I realized people were taking him seriously. "Don't believe me, Look it up"

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      Fay Paxton 

      6 years ago

      Sorry, I'm so late to the party. This is hilarious. Nobody does tongue 'n cheek better than you.

      Boy is it nice to see Sacky again. Intelligence has been missing in my life lately.

      When you get a minute, give this a read and you'll know what I've been up to

      http://www.thepragmaticpundit.com/2011/10/so-i-had...

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      d.william 

      6 years ago from Somewhere in the south

      Loved this hub. Very amusing. Your dog is beautiful and much smarter than most politicians. Has SHE thought about running for president in 2012? If she ran against any of the GOP candidates, she would be a shoo in.

    • cathylynn99 profile image

      cathylynn99 

      6 years ago from northeastern US

      sacky, i'd like to get your take on rick perry, who doesn't believe in global warming or evolution.

    • cathylynn99 profile image

      cathylynn99 

      6 years ago from northeastern US

      yes, "rush limbaugh is a big fat idiot", according to al franken's funny and informative book of the same title. turns out al gore really did invent the internet. seemed implausible that a politician could do what we all expected a computer geek would have done. but when al gore saw what computer information sharing did for the military, he championed expanding it for civilian use. holy stroke of genius! and we could have had him for pres instead of "i don't like to read" bush.

    • Terry.Hirneisen profile imageAUTHOR

      Terry.Hirneisen 

      7 years ago from Shenandoah Valley

      So good to hear from you. Sacky is comsidering a trip to the anti abortion morons in Kansas. In fact, much to my displeasure, she just did a roll in horse manure so she would fit in with the crowd.

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      Jillian Barclay 

      7 years ago from California, USA

      I would share my kibble with Keith, too!

      Sacky knows an intelligent man when she sees one! She can also recognize the idiots! It is a woman thing! You go, Sacky!

      Terry, Sacky IS America's Most Progressive Pooch! Need to send her on a little trip to Kansas and a few other states! We need to set her up with her own PAC!

      If Sarah can be America's Pit Bull, Sacky can be America's Sweetheart!

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      Lee Raynor 

      7 years ago from Citra Florida

      This is funny stuff.

      Back in the late 80s I became a fan of Rush. One day my liberal brother criticized Rush so I did some research into Rush's "facts."

      What I found was that Rush makes up his own facts. This blind faith in Rush et al is becoming a religion for dupes and fools

    • Terry.Hirneisen profile imageAUTHOR

      Terry.Hirneisen 

      7 years ago from Shenandoah Valley

      Thanks for reading America's Most Progressive Pooch!!!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      7 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I'm still laughing. You will never get ahead of Sacky. Good to see you back. I saw Olbermann. I missed him too. Enjoyed very much. Thank you.

    • Terry.Hirneisen profile imageAUTHOR

      Terry.Hirneisen 

      7 years ago from Shenandoah Valley

      Always glad to have new readers. Thank you!

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      elenox 

      7 years ago from Missouri

      Reader: Hey, this is really great satire!

      Terry: Wait, this is what I believe.

      Reader: (Facepalm)

      Seriously though, I enjoyed reading this. :)

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