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Sarah Palin Look a Like Kit

Updated on April 5, 2011
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Sarah Palin Look-a-like Kit

Products Phor Politicians is proud to announce our new Sarah Palin Look-a-like kits. Now all of us can look like everyone's favorite politician without having to spend five years worth of wages to do so. Sarah wowed everyone the minute she took the stage during the 2008 elections and has continued to be a fashion trendsetter ever since.

Kit Includes

Glasses: one pair of Sarah's signature Kawasaki 704 glasses (replica).

Wig: Sarah's half-updo with sideswept bangs style will now be yours with this quality non-handmade, non-human hair wig.

Bonus: The first 100 hundred orders will also receive as a bonus gift an American flag rifle butt cover. The extra bit of pride you will feel will make killing defenseless animals all the more satisfying. Fits most shotguns, rifles, assault rifles, and bazookas.

IMPORTANT Product Update

We have received some complaints about our kit from some initial test packages that were sent out. Upon investigation we found that most of our customers could not read and so didn't realize that the included crayon was actually a critical component of the kit. We have decided to include an instructional video in all future kits that demonstrates the proper use of the crayon. We would like to thank Homer Simpson for helping with the video.

NOTE: depending on intelligence level, more than one crayon may be needed. Additional crayons sold separately. Just keep cramming them up there until you can no longer form complete sentences.

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    • junkseller profile imageAUTHOR

      junkseller 

      7 years ago from Michigan

      That's a great idea. I'll put my product engineers to work right away on a voice modulator.

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      Brenda Trott, M.Ed 

      7 years ago from Houston, TX

      But how do I mimic the whiny voice so I can tell my kids not do something twelve times while they ignore me and the cameras are rolling?

    • junkseller profile imageAUTHOR

      junkseller 

      7 years ago from Michigan

      I have some other products planned. Something having to do with John Boehner and tissues is one. I try pretty hard to avoid Bachmann, but I am sure there are some worthy products to come up with in her honor.

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      Susan Reid 

      7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

      Great idea (very capitalist). When does the Michelle Bachmann kit come out? I'll take 3 of those!

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